Poll about poker players

All poker players:

[Dan Mezick]

The key here is the term "poker players".

You did not use the term "winning poker players".

We get all the breaks, drive the best cars (all paid for) and have the whitest teeth/best smile, and of course the best looking (and even most intelligent) women.

We're also really, really lucky, according to the "poker players" that watch us play.

[BZ_Zorro]

Except that your monkeys are doing all the work for you. OK great apes if you will.

This is exploitation, pure and simple. I tried emailing PITA about this violation of monkey rights, but they told me (quote) 'We don't give a [censored]. If a guy wants to use primate computer skills to win at poker, hell, he's smarter than we are.'

Oh well.

[Dan Mezick]

Yes. All the apes play online, using "certain programs" to help them do better. Currently, "ThePikerMan" (real name: Rafael) is the leading player.

He earns $152 per hour on average.

He gets all the girls, and of course has the whitest teeth and best smile. (like any winner)

Apes have no psychological baggage. They seek dominance at all times and simple execute on those intentions. The fish at Party have no clue they are a 3:1 dog against ....apes online.

All the online apes at PrimatePoker Inc. (http://www.pokerfyi.com/primatepoker) are especially grateful to Sklansky, who defined "THE SYSTEM" on page 122 of TPFAP. (All the apes play NLTH tourney format with "THE SYSTEM")

The rest is history! (http://www.pokerfyi.com/primatepoker/online_poker_aboutUs.asp)

Learn more here:
The PrimatePoker Talent Page (http://www.pokerfyi.com/primatepoker/online_poker_players.asp)


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