So, my physical is on Wednesday.

[tworooks]

I have a physical for football at school on Wednesday. They don't touch our balls. So, if I have a hot nurse, what ideas have you guys got for me to get her to touch them for as long as possible. One suggestion I got was to say " i have this thing growing on my right ball can you check it out" and then draw a marker spot on there or something, and then she'll be touching it figuring out what it is, etc. So what creative ideas to you guys got?

[Joshssj4]

First say your left testicle has a lump, she'll have a good feel.
Once complete, realize it was your right testicle with a lump, she'll have another good feel.
Once finished, having found nothing, jump on the table screaming, "Suck me Beautiful!"

this is why i drop out of nursing school.

[rmarotti]

You should seriously consider killing yourself.

[PoBoy321]

Impress her by telling her about your successful home casino.

[nervous]

Sorta thread steal

does anyone know that if the normal piss tests before physicals are dug-tested as well as the other nutrients/vitamin testing?

[Nathan183]

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You should seriously consider killing yourself.

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[DasLeben]

It's going to be an old man. I'll give you 12:1 on that bet.

[eric5148]

Tell her you have erectile dysfunction.

[bugstud]

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Impress her by telling her about your successful home casino.

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[Brain]

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I have a physical for football at school on Wednesday.

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You're the kicker, right?

[TStoneMBD]

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Impress her by telling her about your successful home casino.

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[goofball]

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Tell her you have erectile dysfunction.

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very nice choice.

[MrFeelNothin]

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You should seriously consider killing yourself.

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man, is that advice versatile. well done rmarrotti.

[jakethebake]

You're gonna cum the second she touches you anyway. What else are you looking for? Cuddle time?

[BeerMoney]

Dude, you are wicked cool.

[asofel]

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I have a physical for football at school on Wednesday.

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You're the kicker, right?

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hey man, i was a kicker dammit...

*runs away and cries in corner*

[sfer]

Sounds dangerous. I think you might spooge on her accidently.

[gorie]

bring a squirt gun and say "hold my nuts or die."

[tworooks]

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You're the kicker, right?

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Well, fullback. With 91 carries for 1140 yards last year(well on jv so doesnt really count.) But you were close.

[lucas9000]

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You should seriously consider killing yourself.

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[lucas9000]

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I have a physical for football at school on Wednesday. [ QUOTE ]
You're the kicker, right?

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Well, fullback. With 91 carries for 1140 yards last year(well on jv so doesnt really count.) But you were close.

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if this was 1995 you would have had -1140 yards. i think we all know why.

[jakethebake]

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if this was 1995 you would have had -1140 yards. i think we all know why.

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Brilliant!

[meep_42]

Yes, joking about cancer so a nurse will touch your balls (or, more likely, refer you to a doctor) is definitely the way to go.

Douchebag.

-d

[jakethebake]

Ao are your nuts shaved or un-? /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[tworooks]

They're not shaved. Last time I tried I cut myself, and that made the banana peels,etc sting pretty badly.

[Brain]

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They're not shaved. Last time I tried I cut myself, and that made the banana peels,etc sting pretty badly.

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I don't usually go for the extremely harsh advice, but
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You should seriously consider killing yourself

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[Thythe]

Tell her about your internet nanny. Maybe she'll have pity on you.

[kurosh]

Can't believe I missed this. Bump for everyone else. Is this a joke? Come on. This is so sad.

[benza13]

Well, since its already been bumped, lets find out what really happened (or should I say, what story he wants to make up for us after he really did nothing...)

[dtbog]

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if this was 1995 you would have had -1140 yards. i think we all know why.

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lololol

[tworooks]

Nope, it was a guy. No hot physical-givers were there. Oh well.

[Vince Young]

lol at a fullback averaging 12.5 yards a carry.

[imported_anacardo]

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lol at a fullback averaging 12.5 yards a carry.

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In HS ball? That's very plausible, esp. for JV. That of course assumes the kid rules.

[Vince Young]

Half of that would be amazing in HS. What kind of team even gives a FB anywhere close to 91 carries?

[tworooks]

Fullback in our offense is basically the running back. We run 4 wide recievers, 2 slots & 2 recievers, and I'm in the backfield as a single back. I get most of the carries, usually without a lead blocker, but when we go into the I-formation or split backs, I'm the lead blocker which is why I consider myself the Fullback. Also on passing plays I am usually blocking.
Basically to give an idea to you guys, we ran the ball a total of 224 times(including WR reverses, QB scrables, etc.), so I had about half the carries. I'm not as much of a Fullback as one in the NFL is, as I don't block nearly as much, but still most of the time I do.

[imported_anacardo]

Spreads are all the rage in HS right now, I'm told. Who do you play for?

Given that you're listed as a fullback, I'd imagine that this is like a flexbone variation with lots of goofy wing screens. Am I correct?

[BottlesOf]

Fantastic post

[tworooks]

I play for El Capitan. Last year our varsity went 1-9 /images/graemlins/confused.gif. They were pretty bad, a bunch of egos and other stuff. They ran the wing-T last year, and we have a new head coach who's been my teams head coach on freshman and JV years, whos bringing the spread out offense to the program.

Yep, you're right on your assumption.

[Sheepscot]

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Fullback in our offense is basically the running back. We run 4 wide recievers, 2 slots & 2 recievers, and I'm in the backfield as a single back. I get most of the carries, usually without a lead blocker, but when we go into the I-formation or split backs, I'm the lead blocker which is why I consider myself the Fullback. Also on passing plays I am usually blocking.
Basically to give an idea to you guys, we ran the ball a total of 224 times(including WR reverses, QB scrables, etc.), so I had about half the carries. I'm not as much of a Fullback as one in the NFL is, as I don't block nearly as much, but still most of the time I do.

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playa got 100 yards in at least one game
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[Morpheus]

ask her if you can eat her pussy

[imported_anacardo]

I have no idea where that is. Couldn't even guess the state.

Wing-T? What is this, 1938?

[tworooks]

lol nh. Should have known posting my myspace to win that bet would come back at me.
That particular game was against Helix, perennial power, pretty much all-black.

[tworooks]

It's in California.

Yeah, wing-T is really old. Google it I guess.

[Sponger15SB]

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That particular game was against Helix, perennial power, pretty much all-black.

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Well its a good thing we were told that otherwise we wouldn't have known you were racist.

[imported_anacardo]

I know what it is, I'm just surprised that anyone would use it.

Sounds like a good fire and a good hire.

[jakethebake]

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That particular game was against Helix, perennial power, pretty much all-black.

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Well its a good thing we were told that otherwise we wouldn't have known you were racist.

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So you deny that most of the perrenial high school sports powers are black schools?

[Sponger15SB]

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That particular game was against Helix, perennial power, pretty much all-black.

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Well its a good thing we were told that otherwise we wouldn't have known you were racist.

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So you deny that most of the perrenial high school sports powers are black schools?

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Yes that is exactly what I'm saying.....

DAMN JAKE YOU SMART!