View Full Version : My daughter ate 30 shrimp...
jakethebake
07-17-2005, 06:01 PM
She is 1 1/2 and weights 20 lb.
When we finally refused to give her any more, she climbed down frok her chair with a big smile and just went about her business like she hadn't just practically doubled her weight. WTF???!!!
Anyway, afterwards, my mom is trying to figure out how to find prop bets for her. We figured we could handicap it on a lb for lb basis. She's 20 lb so if she were up against a 200 lb man, he'd have to eat ten for her one. How many people could eat 300 shrimp?
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miajag81
07-17-2005, 06:03 PM
that's pretty insane. what size shrimp were they?
kiffl
07-17-2005, 06:03 PM
Lol, that is awesome. Someday your daughter will beat the Japanese dude in the hot dog eating contest.
JaBlue
07-17-2005, 06:05 PM
that's just a silly pipedream.
mmbt0ne
07-17-2005, 06:07 PM
http://www.medialunchbox.com/pics/fatbaby.jpg
PokerCat69
07-17-2005, 06:07 PM
Don't turn your daughter into a fat pig and encourage her into eating contests. I think its a bad idea, but do as you will.
OrangeHeat
07-17-2005, 06:14 PM
Heh. We told the babysitter to feed the kids hot dogs for supper. My son is 2.5.
We got home asked how it went and she said fine except he ate 5 hot dogs...............
Always specify not only what, but also how much your babysitter should feed the kids!!!
Orange
Edit: Beautiful kid BTW.
pearljam
07-17-2005, 06:16 PM
Ill take the bet that I can eat 10x as much shrip as ur daughter in an official contest.
VayaConDios
07-17-2005, 06:25 PM
I'd hit it.
touchfaith
07-17-2005, 06:26 PM
234 here....but they were Sizzler all-you-can-eat type shrimp. I still think I can eat your (cute) kid under the table in a heart-beat.
On a more important note...
You are very lacking in the refridgerator magnet contest...try to keep up.
Ponks
07-17-2005, 06:27 PM
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I find this very disturbing, heh /images/graemlins/confused.gif
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PokerCat69
07-17-2005, 06:27 PM
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not even funny as a joke. She is like 1 years old.
SpearsBritney
07-17-2005, 06:30 PM
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well worded
NLSoldier
07-17-2005, 06:49 PM
I ate 150 once when red lobster had all you can eat.
First off, the Sizzler in Fullerton California on Harbor Blvd just north of Berkeley Avenue has the best damn breaded shrimp imaginable (Their tarter sauce is absolutely perfect). Next, you really need to learn how to shrink your photos a bit. And lastly, your daughter is adorable. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
tbach24
07-17-2005, 07:16 PM
Very cute kid.
I'd pwn her an eating contest. I could eat at least 250 buffalo shrimp. They're my 4th favorite food.
Sheepscot
07-17-2005, 07:27 PM
Don't let her eat too much, or she'll become overweight and develop back pain. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
jakethebake
07-17-2005, 07:28 PM
I'm surprised this many people think they could out eat her on a lb for lb basis. I know I couldn't do it. She weighs 20 lb and she ate 30 shrimp! Without breaking a sweat. We stopped her at 30 and she was still all smiling and seemed to be feeling no discomfort at all. For the people that think they could, what do you weigh?
jakethebake
07-17-2005, 07:29 PM
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I'm hoping a weight problem will prevent most of the headaches I'd otherwise have to deal with when she hits puberty. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
tbach24
07-17-2005, 07:30 PM
Hmmm, that's like 300 shrimp for me. I'd say I have a 35% success rate.
jakethebake
07-17-2005, 07:32 PM
Hmmmm....
Maybe next time we'll just let her eat until she quits.
shant
07-17-2005, 07:34 PM
Cute kid.
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not even funny as a joke. She is like 1 years old.
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looooooser
back pain relief for dummies? is this really where you want your healthcare advice coming from?
Ulysses
07-17-2005, 08:17 PM
Dude, she is cute.
4thstreetpete
07-17-2005, 08:19 PM
What a cute kid /images/graemlins/smile.gif, 30 shrimps is crazy. I'll have to say you better watch her diet before she turns into a fat kid.
jakethebake
07-17-2005, 08:23 PM
Thanks for all the "cute" replies, everyone.
PokerCat69
07-17-2005, 08:24 PM
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not even funny as a joke. She is like 1 years old.
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looooooser
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Cause I don't find jokes about [censored] a 1 year old funny?
Explain Mr.pedo
mmbt0ne
07-17-2005, 08:39 PM
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Don't let her eat too much, or she'll become overweight and develop back pain. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
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Don't worry, I got it. /images/graemlins/smile.gif
BigBaitsim (milo)
07-17-2005, 08:45 PM
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Heh. We told the babysitter to feed the kids hot dogs for supper. My son is 2.5.
We got home asked how it went and she said fine except he ate 5 hot dogs...............
Always specify not only what, but also how much your babysitter should feed the kids!!!
Orange
Edit: Beautiful kid BTW.
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Had the same thing happen with a babysitter who let my kid have 5 hot dogs. Always specify limits.
Once ate 1.5 lbs of shrimp (pre-cooked weight). I was sick to my stomach for a few hours. Pound for pound, your little angel would totally own any 200 lb adult. No way I'm taking any prop bets on this one.
BTW, happy kid pic of the year.
BigBaitsim (milo)
07-17-2005, 08:53 PM
A couple questions:
How many of those pies did she eat?
Why did you leave the butter out on the counter?
IronDragon1
07-17-2005, 08:56 PM
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Kobayashi-san, meet your worst nightmare
gorie
07-17-2005, 09:02 PM
are you going to start calling her a "little shrimp" from now on ? that's really crazy. and i agree, she's a cutie.!
jakethebake
07-17-2005, 09:06 PM
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A couple questions:
How many of those pies did she eat?
Why did you leave the butter out on the counter?
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Those aren't pies. They're those wicker paper plate things discussed in another thread last week. There was actually some weird story behind the butter sitting there, but I can't remember what it was. We just fixed then ate dinner though so why wouldn't there be butter on the counter?
BigBaitsim (milo)
07-17-2005, 09:14 PM
My bad.
jakethebake
07-17-2005, 09:20 PM
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are you going to start calling her a "little shrimp" from now on ? that's really crazy. and i agree, she's a cutie.!
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i've been calling her "shrimp-girl". /images/graemlins/grin.gif
CanKid
07-17-2005, 09:44 PM
Stacks of pies rule, shrimp without shells already peeled off however, don't
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not even funny as a joke. She is like 1 years old.
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looooooser
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Cause I don't find jokes about [censored] a 1 year old funny?
Explain Mr.pedo
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1. It's jake's kid. Therefore, she's fair game.
2. Obviously I was kidding. You need to chill Mr. Rogers
jakethebake
07-17-2005, 10:11 PM
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1. It's jake's kid. Therefore, she's fair game.
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Not that I appreciate the comment, but I pretty much expected it when I posted. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
The Armchair
07-17-2005, 10:16 PM
Is that also your kid in your avatar?
jakethebake
07-17-2005, 10:17 PM
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no. it's just from off the net sumplace.
ha!
but seriously. wicked cute kid. you're a lucky guy. in like 13 years, you'll have wanna be thugs lined up outside your door. you'll be so proud!1!!!
jakethebake
07-17-2005, 10:24 PM
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you'll have wanna be thugs lined up outside your door. you'll be so proud!1!!!
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Either that or pizza delivery guys lined up. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
pearljam
07-17-2005, 10:26 PM
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you'll have wanna be thugs lined up outside your door. you'll be so proud!1!!!
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Either that or pizza delivery guys lined up. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
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LOL
razor
07-17-2005, 10:33 PM
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mslif
07-17-2005, 10:41 PM
That smile just says it all. Let her have as many as she wants. Makes for great stories later
tonypaladino
10-23-2005, 10:16 PM
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tonypaladino
10-23-2005, 10:17 PM
very cute pic.
I'll go for the prop bet. I am 300 and can do 450 shrimp.
JihadOnTheRiver
10-23-2005, 10:18 PM
u have a very cute kid
how many chipotle burritos can she eat?
jakethebake
10-23-2005, 10:21 PM
Thank you for the bump. It's appreciated. /images/graemlins/smile.gif
Ulysses
10-23-2005, 10:29 PM
This rash of ghost-bumping is annoying as hell.
Anyway, jake, you should be making big prop-bet cash off your daughter.
And come up w/ some stories to post more pics of her, she's super-cute.
IndieMatty
10-23-2005, 10:30 PM
This was a good thread. I like it because it's pre scary thinman hating jake days.
bluefeet
10-23-2005, 10:37 PM
That pic is just too funny - that expression! /images/graemlins/smile.gif thx
tonypaladino
10-24-2005, 01:07 AM
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Thank you for the bump. It's appreciated. /images/graemlins/smile.gif
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OK, somethings f'd up, this was on the first page, when I made my post. I didn't realize the date.
imported_anacardo
10-24-2005, 01:08 AM
Ghost-bump. It's all been taken care of.
Your kid is a fiery Wonder Woman in training, Jake. Congrats.
tonypaladino
10-24-2005, 01:09 AM
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Ghost-bump. It's all been taken care of.
Your kid is a fiery Wonder Woman in training, Jake. Congrats.
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/images/graemlins/confused.gif what's a ghost bump?
Exitonly
10-24-2005, 01:10 AM
guy replied, then deleted his reply, bringing the post to the front page.
tonypaladino
10-24-2005, 01:16 AM
oh. thanks
Eurotrash
10-24-2005, 01:27 AM
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Ghost-bump. It's all been taken care of.
Your kid is a fiery Wonder Woman in training, Jake. Congrats.
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yeah, I can only imagine how many posts she'll end up having. I'm guessing somewhere around 40k
RiverFenix
10-24-2005, 01:30 AM
On a side note, I really enjoy Xrated vodka. I had some at a tasting at the Palms in august.
imported_anacardo
10-24-2005, 01:49 AM
I cackled very hard at this.
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