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Leo99

07-17-2005, 12:40 AM

It's not even close. Women like it soft and gentle. What's softer and gentler, your tongue or your finger? Only finger to get it lubricated to touch the clitoris with your finger tip. Up and down, round and round, back and forth....

AngryCola

07-17-2005, 12:43 AM

Write in vote for sleep and spending money...
at the same time.
<font color="white">Hot</font>

drexah

07-17-2005, 12:45 AM

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It's not even close. Women like it soft and gentle. What's softer and gentler, your tongue or your finger? Only finger to get it lubricated to touch the clitoris with your finger tip. Up and down, round and round, back and forth....

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Definitely not all girls...some i know are pretty crazy and don't like everything all "soft and gentle" Just think, women love sex...is that all soft and gentle when youre penetrating her? no.

gorie

07-17-2005, 12:52 AM

this thread is kind of sad.

ChoicestHops

07-17-2005, 12:54 AM

I cant believe this is a poll.

gorie

07-17-2005, 12:55 AM

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yeah. i can't believe someone voted for fingered...

wait yes i can.

drexah

07-17-2005, 12:55 AM

kind of popped into my head with this recent poll of who watches the scenes in between porn.

Arnfinn Madsen

07-17-2005, 12:57 AM

Do you prefer a nice pussy/mouth around your shaft, or a vacuum cleaner? In that lies the answer.

miajag81

07-17-2005, 01:12 AM

I have been with a couple girls who preferred getting fingered, but most prefer oral. I mean, I honestly prefer handjobs to blowjobs usually, so I don't think it's all that weird when a girl just wants to be touched.

drexah

07-17-2005, 01:13 AM

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I have been with a couple girls who preferred getting fingered, but most prefer oral. I mean, I honestly prefer handjobs to blowjobs usually, so I don't think it's all that weird when a girl just wants to be touched.

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woah, hj over head? holy [censored]...i think you're the first guy who i've ever heard say that.

miajag81

07-17-2005, 01:14 AM

well, to clarify, great head trumps all. most girls don't give great head though. pretty much any girl can give a good handjob.

PokerBob

07-17-2005, 01:15 AM

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yeah. i can't believe someone voted for fingered...

wait yes i can.

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vnh

tdarko

07-17-2005, 01:21 AM

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most girls don't give great head though. pretty much any girl can give a good handjob

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so wrong. never have had a good handjob, no handjob beats the handjob you can give yourself therefore no handjob is a good handjob. you cannot blow yourself therefore you have no basis of comparison so it's going to be better to you.

why get something from a chick that you can give to yourself anytime you want? seriously this is really backwards.

Ulysses

07-17-2005, 01:26 AM

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I mean, I honestly prefer handjobs to blowjobs usually

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This is perhaps the most bizarre thing I have ever heard in my life.

miajag81

07-17-2005, 01:27 AM

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so wrong. never have had a good handjob, no handjob beats the handjob you can give yourself therefore no handjob is a good handjob. you cannot blow yourself therefore you have no basis of comparison so it's going to be better to you.

why get something from a chick that you can give to yourself anytime you want? seriously this is really backwards.

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you are wrong. you can give yourself a handjob but you can't give yourself a handjob from a hot naked girl.

seriously, if you have never had a good HJ, set your girl up with some lotion, give her a few instructions and have her go to work. thank me later.

miajag81

07-17-2005, 01:29 AM

really? a decent-sized minority of guys i know share this view.

Dead

07-17-2005, 01:33 AM

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I have been with a couple girls who preferred getting fingered, but most prefer oral. I mean, I honestly prefer handjobs to blowjobs usually, so I don't think it's all that weird when a girl just wants to be touched.

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woah, hj over head? holy [censored]...i think you're the first guy who i've ever heard say that.

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It's not weird. I myself hate oral, and much prefer a good HJ.

Bukem_

07-17-2005, 01:41 AM

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I mean, I honestly prefer handjobs to blowjobs usually

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This is perhaps the most bizarre thing I have ever heard in my life.

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Seriously. /images/graemlins/confused.gif /images/graemlins/confused.gif /images/graemlins/confused.gif

ChoicestHops

07-17-2005, 02:11 AM

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you are wrong. you can give yourself a handjob but you can't give yourself a handjob from a hot naked girl.

seriously, if you have never had a good HJ, set your girl up with some lotion, give her a few instructions and have her go to work. thank me later.

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Why would I want to lotion my piece up and get a sorry handjob from a girl when I could have a steaming hot mouth and a tongue going to work on it instead.

Seriously, I dont know how I could cum from a handjob. Blowjobs are hard enough for me.

tdarko

07-17-2005, 02:23 AM

i have had hot naked girls give me hand jobs and trying to get off with a blow job is hard enough but when your sitting there saying "squeeze a little harder, no no now a little softer, no baby you are going to fast, wait to slow...what are you doing for chrissakes...ahh [censored] it i'll do this [censored] myself." i don't know about you but i like to bang hot naked chicks not have there hand on my joint.

Nottom

07-17-2005, 05:09 AM

Both and I don't think its even close. Unless you are Gene Simmon's you aren't gonna hit the G-spot with your tongue.

PokerCat69

07-17-2005, 05:31 AM

Most girls prefer to be eaten out. Of course you can finger them while licking. This is similar to when a girl sucks your dick and plays with your balls at the same time.

BTW, If your going to finger a women, have her go doggie style position.

AsiaKurosawa

07-17-2005, 07:30 AM

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Both and I don't think its even close. Unless you are Gene Simmons you aren't gonna hit the G-spot with your tongue.

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07-17-2005, 08:22 AM

And the answer is,

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Most girls prefer to be eaten out. Of course you can finger them while licking. This is similar to when a girl sucks your dick and plays with your balls at the same time.

BTW, If your going to finger a women, have her go doggie style position.

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This PokerCat guy knows his stuff!

Morpheus

07-17-2005, 08:36 AM

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most girls don't give great head though. pretty much any girl can give a good handjob

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so wrong. never have had a good handjob, no handjob beats the handjob you can give yourself therefore no handjob is a good handjob. you cannot blow yourself therefore you have no basis of comparison so it's going to be better to you.

why get something from a chick that you can give to yourself anytime you want? seriously this is really backwards.

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I don't agree with this. I had a girlfriend once who gave the best handjobs ever. Better than I could do myself. I was sad to see her go. And I don't understand about having to give women pointers. I gave her my penis and she was a natural. I didn't need to give lessons.

spamuell

07-17-2005, 08:38 AM

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i have had hot naked girls give me hand jobs and trying to get off with a blow job is hard enough but when your sitting there saying "squeeze a little harder, no no now a little softer, no baby you are going to fast, wait to slow...what are you doing for chrissakes...ahh [censored] it i'll do this [censored] myself." i don't know about you but i like to bang hot naked chicks not have there hand on my joint.

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ahahah this is exactly it.

07-17-2005, 09:12 AM

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And I don't understand about having to give women pointers. I gave her my penis and she was a natural.

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Pointers are good. It can get very confusing down there.

mslif

07-17-2005, 11:32 AM

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well, to clarify, great head trumps all. most girls don't give great head though. pretty much any girl can give a good handjob.

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and most guys don't know what the hell they are doing when they are eating a girl either....

gorie

07-17-2005, 11:35 AM

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well, to clarify, great head trumps all. most girls don't give great head though. pretty much any girl can give a good handjob.

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and most guys don't know what the hell they are doing when they are eating a girl either....

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or anything, really.

mslif

07-17-2005, 11:35 AM

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Both and I don't think its even close. Unless you are Gene Simmon's you aren't gonna hit the G-spot with your tongue.

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Finally someone who sounds like he knows what he is doing

mslif

07-17-2005, 11:36 AM

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well, to clarify, great head trumps all. most girls don't give great head though. pretty much any girl can give a good handjob.

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and most guys don't know what the hell they are doing when they are eating a girl either....

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or anything, really.

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I agree with you Gorie!

PokerBob

07-17-2005, 11:37 AM

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I had a girlfriend once who gave the best handjobs ever. Better than I could do myself.

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If you didn't teach her, someone else did. Have a great day.

porkchop

07-17-2005, 12:54 PM

Canned sausage.

asofel

07-17-2005, 01:37 PM

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well, to clarify, great head trumps all. most girls don't give great head though. pretty much any girl can give a good handjob.

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and most guys don't know what the hell they are doing when they are eating a girl either....

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or anything, really.

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I agree with you Gorie!

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hey now...there're a few of us that have actually paid attention and learned some things...

spamuell

07-17-2005, 01:39 PM

hey now...there're a few of us that have actually paid attention and learned some things...

Sex with women is like quantum physics - if you think you understand it, you don't.

gorie

07-17-2005, 01:45 PM

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well, to clarify, great head trumps all. most girls don't give great head though. pretty much any girl can give a good handjob.

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and most guys don't know what the hell they are doing when they are eating a girl either....

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or anything, really.

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I agree with you Gorie!

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hey now...there're a few of us that have actually paid attention and learned some things...

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yeah from a bunch of guys?

tdarko

07-17-2005, 02:04 PM

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I don't agree with this. I had a girlfriend once who gave the best handjobs ever. Better than I could do myself

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your senses must be waaay of then because you know how YOU feel better than anyone else. this is sad my friend you just told me that a girl could beat you off better than you could beat yourself off...something you have practiced all your life, sad just sad.

mslif

07-17-2005, 02:07 PM

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well, to clarify, great head trumps all. most girls don't give great head though. pretty much any girl can give a good handjob.

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and most guys don't know what the hell they are doing when they are eating a girl either....

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or anything, really.

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I agree with you Gorie!

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hey now...there're a few of us that have actually paid attention and learned some things...

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yeah from a bunch of guys?

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on this forum?

miajag81

07-17-2005, 02:08 PM

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I don't agree with this. I had a girlfriend once who gave the best handjobs ever. Better than I could do myself

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your senses must be waaay of then because you know how YOU feel better than anyone else. this is sad my friend you just told me that a girl could beat you off better than you could beat yourself off...something you have practiced all your life, sad just sad.

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dude, you are still missing the point. the actual physical action might not be as good as what you can do to yourself, but it's the fact that it's a hot naked girl doing it to you that makes it hot. you are getting way too worked up about this. if your sole criteria is making your schlong feel as good as possible, you should look into having a gay guy suck you off, i hear they give amazing head because they know what feels good.

tdarko

07-17-2005, 02:09 PM

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Sex with women is like quantum physics - if you think you understand it, you don't.

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this is so true.

in high school my buddies and i had a friend that we could do pretty much whatever we wanted with, she taught us a lot! last we heard she was in porn--i can neither confirm or deny this.

tdarko

07-17-2005, 02:13 PM

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dude, you are still missing the point. the actual physical action might not be as good as what you can do to yourself, but it's the fact that it's a hot naked girl doing it to you that makes it hot

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no i am not missing the point. a hot naked girl will not be giving me a 6th grade hand job, i have been done with those for 12 years or so.
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you are getting way too worked up about this.

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not worked up at all.
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if your sole criteria is making your schlong feel as good as possible, you should look into having a gay guy suck you off, i hear they give amazing head because they know what feels good.

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/bo0001/gaygetout.jpg

miajag81

07-17-2005, 02:15 PM

obviously i'm not going to change your opinion on this. i'm just sorry you have never experienced the pleasure of a skillful, slow, lubed-up handjob from a hot chick.

tdarko

07-17-2005, 02:16 PM

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obviously i'm not going to change your opinion on this. i'm just sorry you have never experienced the pleasure of a skillful, slow, lubed-up handjob from a hot chick

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haha ok man.

PokerBob

07-17-2005, 02:21 PM

drexah

07-18-2005, 12:21 AM

wow i am pissed that my memory sucks, i completely forgot about this thread that imade yesterday, god damn weed. anyways holy [censored] this poll is close. i didnt think it would get so much controversy. 96 to 97 right now

drexah

07-18-2005, 12:29 AM

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obviously i'm not going to change your opinion on this. i'm just sorry you have never experienced the pleasure of a skillful, slow, lubed-up handjob from a hot chick.

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you are obviously ugly and dont get hot chicks, cause dome from hot girls who have head game, is plain amazing. btw, i should and probably will start a poll, "whats better: handjob/blowjob/both at same time"...i dunno about you guys but i think a little bit of both at the same time is the best. you must not masturbate if you think hj>bj.

jakethebake

07-18-2005, 08:24 AM

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this thread is kind of sad.

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Women are always complaining that men don't taske the time to learn what women like. Someone finally goes out of his way to make an 00t poll to find out how to make you happy, and you call him sad. /images/graemlins/mad.gif

gorie

07-18-2005, 08:53 AM

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this thread is kind of sad.

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Women are always complaining that men don't taske the time to learn what women like. Someone finally goes out of his way to make an 00t poll to find out how to make you happy, and you call him sad. /images/graemlins/mad.gif

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the sad part was the amount of votes for "fingered" , actually, not the person who made the thread. the question isn't necessarily sad, just asking a question that would seem to have an obvious answer.

and i doubt the best way to find out what a girl likes is to ask a bunch of guys on OOT anyway. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

asofel

07-18-2005, 10:20 AM

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well, to clarify, great head trumps all. most girls don't give great head though. pretty much any girl can give a good handjob.

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and most guys don't know what the hell they are doing when they are eating a girl either....

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or anything, really.

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I agree with you Gorie!

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hey now...there're a few of us that have actually paid attention and learned some things...

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yeah from a bunch of guys?

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on this forum?

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haha, no, i was referring to actual real life experience and the fact that a few of us aren't clueless. i'll provide references if needed /images/graemlins/wink.gif

mslif

07-18-2005, 12:31 PM

haha, no, i was referring to actual real life experience and the fact that a few of us aren't clueless. i'll provide references if needed /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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pics and/or videos?

asofel

07-18-2005, 12:50 PM

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haha, no, i was referring to actual real life experience and the fact that a few of us aren't clueless. i'll provide references if needed /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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pics and/or videos?

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hahaha, none to share at this point (beyond the last one i posted), and i'm more of a hands on demonstration type guy anyway...

(why do i feel like i'm setting myself up to be pjn3d...)

Riskwise

07-18-2005, 12:55 PM

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I mean, I honestly prefer handjobs to blowjobs usually

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This is perhaps the most bizarre thing I have ever heard in my life.

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exactly. i thought the ol' HJ was only around because of unwilling girls.

mslif

07-18-2005, 01:58 PM

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haha, no, i was referring to actual real life experience and the fact that a few of us aren't clueless. i'll provide references if needed /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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pics and/or videos?

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hahaha, none to share at this point (beyond the last one i posted), and i'm more of a hands on demonstration type guy anyway...

(why do i feel like i'm setting myself up to be pjn3d...)

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It's all good. You got me laughing.
Most of the guys who go on and on about it usually are the worst anyway.

PokerBob

07-18-2005, 02:06 PM

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and i doubt the best way to find out what a girl likes is to ask a bunch of guys on OOT anyway. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Agreed. How many of us have even kissed a girl?

asofel

07-18-2005, 02:13 PM

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and i doubt the best way to find out what a girl likes is to ask a bunch of guys on OOT anyway. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Agreed. How many of us have even kissed a girl?

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with or without tongue?

asofel

07-18-2005, 02:14 PM

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haha, no, i was referring to actual real life experience and the fact that a few of us aren't clueless. i'll provide references if needed /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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pics and/or videos?

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hahaha, none to share at this point (beyond the last one i posted), and i'm more of a hands on demonstration type guy anyway...

(why do i feel like i'm setting myself up to be pjn3d...)

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It's all good. You got me laughing.
Most of the guys who go on and on about it usually are the worst anyway.

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exactly.

(notice: not going on...hint...hint...)

lucas9000

07-18-2005, 02:53 PM

lucas9000

07-18-2005, 02:54 PM

lucas9000

07-18-2005, 02:57 PM

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haha, no, i was referring to actual real life experience and the fact that a few of us aren't clueless. i'll provide references if needed /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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pics and/or videos?

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hahaha, none to share at this point (beyond the last one i posted), and i'm more of a hands on demonstration type guy anyway...

(why do i feel like i'm setting myself up to be pjn3d...)

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let me assure you all once again that mslif is indeed a female human being. you are safe from entering pjn territory for now /images/graemlins/smile.gif

asofel

07-18-2005, 03:02 PM

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haha, no, i was referring to actual real life experience and the fact that a few of us aren't clueless. i'll provide references if needed /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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pics and/or videos?

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hahaha, none to share at this point (beyond the last one i posted), and i'm more of a hands on demonstration type guy anyway...

(why do i feel like i'm setting myself up to be pjn3d...)

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let me assure you all once again that mslif is indeed a female human being. you are safe from entering pjn territory for now /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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haha, ok good. because hitting on a girl that's a guy would be funny...in that "i'll never feel clean again" kind of way...

jakethebake

07-18-2005, 03:04 PM

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let me assure you all once again that mslif is indeed a female human being. you are safe from entering pjn territory for now /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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Well now we know who's gimmick account it is. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

lucas9000

07-18-2005, 03:09 PM

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let me assure you all once again that mslif is indeed a female human being. you are safe from entering pjn territory for now /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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Well now we know who's gimmick account it is. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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of course that's the obvious response.

LSUfan1

07-18-2005, 03:30 PM

stretch22

07-18-2005, 03:51 PM

That is disgusting. I hope you all ended up as a family tree of crabs.

stretch22

07-18-2005, 04:04 PM

I think the answer remains a difinitive "yes". You could always ask the girl in question. I'm sure the answer would change depending on the circumstances and the weather.

Amid Cent

07-18-2005, 05:10 PM

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Do you prefer a nice pussy/mouth around your shaft, or a vacuum cleaner? In that lies the answer.

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What model of vacuum cleaner are we talking about?