Who would win in a fight: An Emo or a Goth.

[fluxrad]

While there is certainly a bit of crossover, we will consider for the time being that Goth and Emo are two separate types of disease. Assume two reasonably skinny, pasty white dudes with absolutely no training in fighting whatsover because...well...their dads just weren't around. Say, 5'10/170lbs. The rules:

1. The emo kid has lip and eyebrow piercings.
2. The goth kid has piercings in some assinine place like his cheek or some [censored].
3. The emo kid has his hair done all...y'know. Emo. and is sporting a lovely pair of Gap jeans and XX-Small button up shirt.
4. The goth is wearing a black tranch coat and other clothes relatively inapropriate for July.
5. For this fight, the goth kid will not be in posession of spikey jewelry or a super-long pinky nail from Lee Press-On.
6. Goth kid will be wearing the traditional Dr. Martens, sans steel toe.

[fluxrad]

Per my girlfriend, the goth kid would win because most of them got the [censored] beat out of 'em through high school so they really know how to fight.

I'm going to have to agree with her because, as we all know, Emo kids have more [censored] on their face to grab on to.

[nothumb]

Neither would win. They would scratch and slap each other until they got tired.

NT

[Tron]

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5'10/130lbs

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FYP

[ChipWrecked]

I graduated high school a long time ago.

Wtf is an 'emo' kid?

[imported_CaseClosed326]

Goth kids can be big, while I have never seen an emo kid about 130 pounds. A steady diet of smoking and schmirnoff ice does not help you get up in weight for a fight.

[Piiop]

There would be no fight. They would just sit there and cry.

[ChipWrecked]

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I graduated high school a long time ago.

Wtf is an 'emo' kid?

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OK I just saw the video in that other thread. Never mind.

From an outsider's perspective, since I just learned what 'emo' is:

There would be no fight as has been said. Two or three slaps, some tears, and a whole lot of c0ck sukking.

[TheMainEvent]

I think goth kids are more likely to use anger as an outlet for their pain. I think emo kids are more likely to use sobbing as an outlet for their pain.

[kerssens]

btw...I'm the one that voted emo because I didn't really know what emo is, but goths seem really brittle.

[pokerdirty]

4-1 odds that the goth kid would have a gun.

[MoreWineII]

Goth...not close. Emo spends the next 3 years lamenting the loss.