10-30-2001, 09:35 AM
Rock Quarry language is full of lies, deception, insincerity, and cruel insults. Plus the fact there's no action, it was eight folds and a chop, or one raise and all fold. Hollywood Casino's 10-20 game was full of no Action Jacksons on Monday. When the SPM left the game, it broke fifteen minutes later, no guessing here who the fish was...
Today we will cover the insincerity of one player, the Professor. He is by all accounts a solid manipulator capable of destroying the stacks of his enemies. In the real world he is rich beyond belief, a landlord with properties around the world. Eviction of the poor and hopeless of the world is his stock and trade. He plays cards to give his pathetic life some spice. He is no longer motivated by money, his aim in life is to be as insincere as humanly possible. The Professor resembles a blow fish when he bets, calls or raises, for some unknown reason his cheeks fill up with air and then he slowly blows the air out of his extended lips. The foul stench of his breath makes the eyes of his opponents tear so they are unable to see the flop. Investigations have thus far been unable to determine the meaning of this strange behavior. He is a crafty communicator who entices his victims into believing he is their friend. Then when they least expect it he stabs them in the back with a monster hand full of wrath and destruction. Then he adds insult to injury by saying, I'm sorry."
Okay, so most of this is a total fabrication, the Professor is a good old boy and a real nice man with one annoying habit of saying, "I'm sorry" to the loser when he wins the pot of chips. Now the Professor is not the only one who does this, there are thousands of you out there in the land of poker. Why insult the loser and add more injury to him by saying your sorry. If you were truly sorry you'd give him back the chips you've won. Your not sorry, your damn glad you won the pot and if you get a chance to win another you'll do it again. So please, lose the insincere I'm sorry and deal the cards.
SPM,...never sorry to win a pot just wish I could...
Today we will cover the insincerity of one player, the Professor. He is by all accounts a solid manipulator capable of destroying the stacks of his enemies. In the real world he is rich beyond belief, a landlord with properties around the world. Eviction of the poor and hopeless of the world is his stock and trade. He plays cards to give his pathetic life some spice. He is no longer motivated by money, his aim in life is to be as insincere as humanly possible. The Professor resembles a blow fish when he bets, calls or raises, for some unknown reason his cheeks fill up with air and then he slowly blows the air out of his extended lips. The foul stench of his breath makes the eyes of his opponents tear so they are unable to see the flop. Investigations have thus far been unable to determine the meaning of this strange behavior. He is a crafty communicator who entices his victims into believing he is their friend. Then when they least expect it he stabs them in the back with a monster hand full of wrath and destruction. Then he adds insult to injury by saying, I'm sorry."
Okay, so most of this is a total fabrication, the Professor is a good old boy and a real nice man with one annoying habit of saying, "I'm sorry" to the loser when he wins the pot of chips. Now the Professor is not the only one who does this, there are thousands of you out there in the land of poker. Why insult the loser and add more injury to him by saying your sorry. If you were truly sorry you'd give him back the chips you've won. Your not sorry, your damn glad you won the pot and if you get a chance to win another you'll do it again. So please, lose the insincere I'm sorry and deal the cards.
SPM,...never sorry to win a pot just wish I could...