Why Dogs Smile and Chimpanzees Cry

[touchfaith]

Just browsing the guide, looking for some 8pm entertainment, when I stumble across...


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Why Dogs Smile and Chimpanzees Cry
PBS 9 Jul 14 08:00pm Add to My Calendar
Special/Other, 60 Mins.
Sigourney Weaver explores the emotions of animals.

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...when I can't help but think, there has to be a better name for this 'special'.

Lets start with...

"Why Dogs _____ and Chimpanzees _____ "

...and see what we can come up with.

[-Skeme-]

Why Dogs Rule and Chimpanzees Drool.

[brassnuts]

Why Dogs Lick Their Own Balls and Why Champanzees Drink Their Own Urine

Sigourney Weaver explores the fetishes of animals.

[touchfaith]

Why Dogs Masterbate and Chimpanzees Watch

Sigourney Weaver explores her inner emotions for animals

[PorscheNGuns]

Why Dogs Give Mean Head When You Rub Peanut Butter On Your Balls and Why Chimpanzees Also Give Pretty Mean Head When You Rub Peanut Butter On Your Balls

-Matt

[Sully]

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Why Dogs Give Mean Head When You Rub Peanut Butter On Your Balls and Why Chimpanzees Also Give Pretty Mean Head When You Rub Peanut Butter On Your Balls

-Matt

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As a rule, I don't laugh out loud when I read things. But for the record, I came pretty close here.

You need to add the Sigourney Weaver tagline.

[Shajen]

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Why Dogs Give Mean Head When You Rub Peanut Butter On Your Balls and Why Chimpanzees Also Give Pretty Mean Head When You Rub Peanut Butter On Your Balls

-Matt

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Quoted for teh awesome.

[TheCroShow]

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Why Dogs are man's best friend and Chimpanzees are man's red-headed step child.
PBS 9 Jul 14 08:00pm Add to My Calendar
Special/Other, 60 Mins.
Sigourney Weaver explores beastiality with teh animals.

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