Lightn' one up

[Andrew Dice Clay]

Hickory Dickory Dock.
My balls fell out of my jock.
I laid them to rest
On some hooker's chest
And paddled her face with my cock.


Ohhhhh!

[jakethebake]

With very few exceptions (sup bro) gimmick accounts should not start threads, especially as a first post.

[Sponger15SB]

dammit, I was totally thinking of making this gimmick account, I just couldn't think of a good time to use it.

Thanks for ruining it for me, [censored]

[AZK]

hickory dickory dock
this broad was sucking my cock
the clock struck two
i dropped my goo
i dumped the bitch off on the next block


OH

[asofel]

jack and jill went up the hill
each with a buck and a quarter
jill came down with two fifty
dat fuc[/b]kin whore

OH

[trying2learn]

i trow a burger down her troat - it don't mean nutin to ma - oh!

[Porcupine]

[ QUOTE ]
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie
Jerked off in his girlfriend's eye
When her eye was dry and shut
Georgie [censored] that one-eyed slut

[/ QUOTE ]

[WackityWhiz]

[ QUOTE ]
jack and jill went up the hill
each with a buck and a quarter
jill came down with two fifty
dat fuc[/b]kin whore

OH

[/ QUOTE ]

That is awesome