Gold Bond + Ball Sac = Sweetness [Archive] - Two Plus Two Older Archives

WackityWhiz

07-14-2005, 06:59 AM

lil trick i learned back in high school. Just got the jumbo '25% bonus bottle' today to try it out again. Yup, still works. I can't be the only one who has done this...

WackityWhiz

07-14-2005, 08:18 AM

nobody has done this? go getcha some /images/graemlins/cool.gif I promise nothing bad happens - it's sweet.

Brainwalter

07-14-2005, 08:19 AM

If you think that's good, try this:

http://images2.nordstrom.com/images/store/product/medium/109217.jpg

FouTight

07-14-2005, 08:40 AM

ChipWrecked

07-14-2005, 08:43 AM

Yep. Done it for years.

BeerMoney

07-14-2005, 08:48 AM

I've heard its good in taking care of ass sweat. Never had that problem. I might try it for the balls though.

jakethebake

07-14-2005, 08:49 AM

I used to do this years ago. Maybe I'll give it a try again, although I don't really have ball-sweat issues.

cpitt398

07-14-2005, 09:51 AM

I use cortizone-10 if I get a case of monkey butt or swamp ass. Believe it or not those are two different things

DrunkIrish05

07-14-2005, 09:53 AM

gotta go extra strength for the extra tingle

beerbandit

07-14-2005, 10:00 AM

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lil trick i learned back in high school. Just got the jumbo '25% bonus bottle' today to try it out again. Yup, still works. I can't be the only one who has done this...

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works well - combined with golf on a hot day, we called it caddy ass

i sit in the ac all day so to necessary regularly --- gold bond works better than baby powder to, whatever extra ingredient they put in the gold bond makes it feel like a slight breeze blowing on balls

cheers

MoreWineII

07-14-2005, 10:12 AM

Information like this is why I come to OOT.

asofel

07-14-2005, 10:16 AM

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lil trick i learned back in high school. Just got the jumbo '25% bonus bottle' today to try it out again. Yup, still works. I can't be the only one who has done this...

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funny, learned this in high school as well. you could be just sitting around doing nothing...and yet enjoying yourself and that cool refreshing feeling...

dammit, now i want some at work...

Aces McGee

07-14-2005, 10:23 AM

Gold Bond saved my scrotum many times during Ultimate Frisbee tournaments in college, and I was happy to know about it the last time I was in Vegas.

-McGee

Yermomsbox

07-14-2005, 10:51 AM

Yermomsbox loves Gold Bond.

hobbsmann

07-14-2005, 10:54 AM

And you've got to use the extra strength kind.

http://www.harvardpilgrim.mimrx.com/harvard/SiteImages/PrdImages/200x200/0041167041000.JPG

astroglide

07-14-2005, 11:28 AM

a couple gifts i have are that i don't sweat or puke

chaas4747

07-14-2005, 11:52 AM

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a couple gifts i have are that i don't sweat or puke

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Hangovers are strange for you aren't they?

astroglide

07-14-2005, 11:54 AM

i haven't really experienced anything on the order of what i've seen from other people's hangovers.

Dex

07-14-2005, 11:54 AM

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whatever extra ingredient they put in the gold bond makes it feel like a slight breeze blowing on balls

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Menthol.

Cancer Merchant

07-14-2005, 11:54 AM

Try Absorbine Jr (or Absorbine if you can find it) for an even more intense feeling next time.

CORed

07-14-2005, 11:59 AM

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I use cortizone-10 if I get a case of monkey butt or swamp ass. Believe it or not those are two different things

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I wouldn't know. Medical terminology confuses the hell out of me.

JTrout

07-14-2005, 12:16 PM

I foresee an upsurge in sales.
Is this a Proctor & Gamble product?

jakethebake

07-14-2005, 12:19 PM

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I foresee an upsurge in sales.

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...especially if someone were to recommend using it while fighting five year olds.

oddjob

07-14-2005, 12:22 PM

ok, so i've heard of this but have never used it. what is the end result of sweaty ass/balls and gold bond? seems to me the end product would be kinda gross. then what do you guys do if you're about to get naked with a lady?

just curious.

kipin

07-14-2005, 03:12 PM

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ok, so i've heard of this but have never used it. what is the end result of sweaty ass/balls and gold bond? seems to me the end product would be kinda gross. then what do you guys do if you're about to get naked with a lady?

just curious.

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Are you aware they can't actually see you from behind the computer screen?

PocketJokers72

07-14-2005, 04:39 PM

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ok, so i've heard of this but have never used it. what is the end result of sweaty ass/balls and gold bond? seems to me the end product would be kinda gross. then what do you guys do if you're about to get naked with a lady?

just curious.

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Are you aware they can't actually see you from behind the computer screen?

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Well Played, Sir!

SCfuji

07-14-2005, 04:51 PM

just dont do it with icy hot. disastrous, just disastrous.

rusty JEDI

07-15-2005, 05:06 AM

What is the proper method of application.

1. Sprinkle it into the boxers and then put them on.
2. Sprinkle it in to your hand and apply it that way
3. squeeze the bottle so it blows everywhere while aimed at crotch

rJ

jakethebake

07-15-2005, 08:45 AM

An excellent question. I never found a good answer. I think this is one of the reasons I stopped using it.

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What is the proper method of application.

1. Sprinkle it into the boxers and then put them on.
2. Sprinkle it in to your hand and apply it that way
3. squeeze the bottle so it blows everywhere while aimed at crotch

rJ

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ChipWrecked

07-15-2005, 09:30 AM

[ QUOTE ]
What is the proper method of application.

1. Sprinkle it into the boxers and then put them on.
2. Sprinkle it in to your hand and apply it that way
3. squeeze the bottle so it blows everywhere while aimed at crotch

rJ

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The answer is 2), while in shower so you don't bust ass slipping on spilled powder on the floor. Or make a mess you have to hear about later, if you're married.

Do you really wear boxers tight enough to figure #1 is feasible?