Cravings

[tbach24]

I had some M&M's the other day and can't stop thinking about candy. I had some candy tonight after the dinner but I can't stop thinking about it. I don't have access to more candy so I don't know what I'm supposed to do. I NEED CANDY.

Oh and for those who DL music: "I Want Candy" by MC Pee Pants (aka MC Chris). Funny.

Anyone had similar experiences and how did you deal with them?

[mason55]

smoke a cigarette

[arod4276]

a nice petite asian ,,arod4276

[tbach24]

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smoke a cigarette

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I don't have any cigarettes. I need candy. I need something like that. Ice cream would work. Damn my kitchen for only having disgusting fudgicles and nothing legit. /images/graemlins/frown.gif /images/graemlins/frown.gif /images/graemlins/frown.gif /images/graemlins/frown.gif /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[mason55]

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fudgicles

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you said there'd be fudgicles!! I WANT FUDGICLES!!!

[tbach24]

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fudgicles

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you said there'd be fudgicles!! I WANT FUDGICLES!!!

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But they're cold and make my head hurt. The most painful thing in the world EVER is watching someone bite into something cold like that. My brother does it just to bother me. I'm going to eat a fudgicle and try that and if it doesn't work I made need to call up a friend to get a ride to a convenient store. God I'm a junkie /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[mason55]

man... just start smoking. you never have to worry about any of this [censored]. plus you'll kill all your taste buds so the only thing you'll ever crave will be cigarettes, which you'll make SURE to always have around.

[Dead]

I had two of those M&M 1 pound bags today for breakfast- one peanut, one peanut butter. Yum.

[tbach24]

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I had two of those M&M 1 pound bags today for breakfast- one peanut, one peanut butter. Yum.

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THOSE SHITS ARE DISGUSTING

I like cigarettes the 2 times I tried them but won't buy them because I don't want to pay to end my life earlier.

THIS FUDGICLE IS NOT DOING THE TRICK TIME FOR YOGURT

[mason55]

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I like cigarettes the 2 times I tried them but won't buy them because I don't want to pay to end my life earlier.

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It's a very satisfying investment.

In other news tbach, you sound like an 8 year old today. Do you need to go back to retard school?

[Vote4Pedro]

buy a can of skoal...chew is much safer than cigarettes /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[tbach24]

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I like cigarettes the 2 times I tried them but won't buy them because I don't want to pay to end my life earlier.

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It's a very satisfying investment.

In other news tbach, you sound like an 8 year old today. Do you need to go back to retard school?

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Maybe.

At retard school those were the two things in abundance: chocolate and cigarettes. We had boxes full of bags of chocolate chips and basically everyone but me had at least a carton of cigarettes in their room at all times that they were allowed to smoke whenever.

[mason55]

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basically everyone but me had at least a carton of cigarettes in their room at all times that they were allowed to smoke whenever.

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They let them smoke cigarettes so they wouldn't do drugs or fight or steal? Sounds like a good plan to me.

[tbach24]

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basically everyone but me had at least a carton of cigarettes in their room at all times that they were allowed to smoke whenever.

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They let them smoke cigarettes so they wouldn't do drugs or fight or steal? Sounds like a good plan to me.

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I think that was the plan, but it didn't work well at all. Those three things happened a lot at the school and also the teachers hated the smoking so they aren't going to be allowed to do it next year.

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I had some M&M's the other day and can't stop thinking about candy. I had some candy tonight after the dinner but I can't stop thinking about it. I don't have access to more candy so I don't know what I'm supposed to do. I NEED CANDY.

Oh and for those who DL music: "I Want Candy" by MC Pee Pants (aka MC Chris). Funny.

Anyone had similar experiences and how did you deal with them?



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Obviously, you're pregnant. Congratulations. I assume the father is istewart.

[IronDragon1]

I want candy-bubble gum and taffy
skip to the sweet shop for my sweetheart sandy
Got my pennies saved so I'm her sugar daddy
I'm her Hume Cronyn she's my Jessica Tandy
I want candy

[kerssens]

Man up and don't eat candy.

[SmileyEH]

Develop an online porn addiction.

-SmileyEH

[Tron]

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Develop an online porn addiction.

-SmileyEH

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vee en aiche

[jakethebake]

Tbach, I love the way you altrernate between "I'm a little pudgy and looking for workout advice to get in shape" and "desperately seeking candy" posts.