MS Paint + hot chicks

[Evan]

We just did this in the Small Stakes IRC room and some people thought it would be good for OOT, so here it is.

Pick the hottest girl from this pic and MS paint a circle on her then repost it. There was some interesting picks/reasoning there, hopefully this will be equally entertaining.

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/834/ootthread4ot.th.jpg (http://img291.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ootthread4ot.jpg)

[ClaytonN]

Leading off...

http://img307.imageshack.us/img307/7436/chick9iu.th.jpg (http://img307.imageshack.us/my.php?image=chick9iu.jpg)

[SippinSoma]

Wifey is sitting on the box in the bottom left.

EDIT:

http://img303.imageshack.us/img303/2681/ootthread4ot9ye.th.jpg (http://img303.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ootthread4ot9ye.jpg)

[tdarko]

umm thats like dumping a bag of hundred dollar bills on a bed and asking me which one i want to take.

[ClaytonN]

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umm thats like dumping a bag of hundred dollar bills on a bed and asking me which one i want to take.

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Are you serious?

[mmbt0ne]

http://www.f2f2s.com/images/babe1.jpg

[aK13]

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umm thats like dumping a bag of hundred dollar bills on a bed and asking me which one i want to take.

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Are you serious?

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[00:35] <s0ma> he couldn't be more wrong
[00:36] <ClaytonN> yeah
[00:36] <ClaytonN> i called him out for that horseshit

[Claunchy]

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umm thats like dumping a bag of hundred dollar bills on a bed and asking me which one i want to take.

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That pretty much sums it up perfectly. All hot, waaay too much effort involved in finding one that's slightly hotter.

[AngryCola]

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All hot

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No.

[ClaytonN]

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umm thats like dumping a bag of hundred dollar bills on a bed and asking me which one i want to take.

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Are you serious?

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[00:35] <s0ma> he couldn't be more wrong
[00:36] <ClaytonN> yeah
[00:36] <ClaytonN> i called him out for that horseshit

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*flex*

I can't believe some of you guys are not treating this thread seriously.

[mmbt0ne]

Jebus, stfu pussies and pick a girl. There are plenty of ugly ones in the picture.

[Brainwalter]

You.. are.. GOD!

[tdarko]

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Are you serious?

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yes, i would say no to none of them. didn't know i was going to be attacked by brad pitt and johnny depp over here.

if i were to choose i would go with box on the bottom left or...hell i dunno.

[wacki]

I like the one to our left of mmbt0ne's girl.

[tech]

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i would say no to none of them

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Hmmmmm. Are you sure? I see at least three that could very well be men.

[ClaytonN]

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I like the one to our left of mmbt0ne's girl.

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This was my original pick, but I changed my mind.

[Sephus]

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/300/ootthread4ot2ym.th.jpg (http://img348.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ootthread4ot2ym.jpg)

btw, clayton, you are blind, man.

[Sephus]

you need to sleep on this.

[mmbt0ne]

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I like the one to our left of mmbt0ne's girl.

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Skinny McNevereats?

[TimM]

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Leading off...

http://img307.imageshack.us/img307/7436/chick9iu.th.jpg (http://img307.imageshack.us/my.php?image=chick9iu.jpg)

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I second this one.

[johnwit]

agreed. best one there.

[AngryCola]

I had a difficult time with this, because more than one of the girls I was considering had another girl in front of her, etc.

My pick -

http://img328.imageshack.us/img328/2090/ootthread4ot2wh.th.jpg (http://img328.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ootthread4ot2wh.jpg)

[ChipWrecked]

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Wifey is sitting on the box in the bottom left.



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Seriously guys. The last thing you want is a wife that hot. Your life will sink from one level of hell to the next. Even having one of these for a gf is a major pain in the ass.

A wise man once said that the best marrying material is one who is just fine enough to get it up. No finer.

[tdarko]

umm please point out these women please. didn't say they were all dime's just said i wouldn't say no to them.

[wacki]

http://parazen.bio.indiana.edu/me/wackiEvanPic.JPG

[shant]

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http://parazen.bio.indiana.edu/me/wackiEvanPic.JPG

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I chose the one with the dark hair directly to the left of your pick. Your pick was my second choice.

[ddubois]

I am physiclaly unable to narrow it down to 1, so you can have my top 10.

http://ddubois.bounceme.net/poker/small_ootthread4ot.jpg (http://ddubois.bounceme.net/poker/ootthread4ot.jpg)

[Claunchy]

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i would say no to none of them

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Hmmmmm. Are you sure? I see at least three that could very well be men.

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It is hilarious to me to read a bunch of guys rating the looks of models in an internet forum at like 3 in the morning actually expect others to believe they would turn down some of said models.

[tdarko]

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It is hilarious to me to read a bunch of guys rating the looks of models in an internet forum at like 3 in the morning actually expect others to believe they would turn down some of said models.

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exactly! thats why i said i didn't know i was going to be attacked by johnny depp and brad pitt. of course there are hotter ones than others but saying some look like men is ridiculous.

[Bill Murphy]

Yes, sir! /images/graemlins/cool.gif

I also like the one on the top row, 2nd from our right corner.

[ChipWrecked]

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http://parazen.bio.indiana.edu/me/wackiEvanPic.JPG

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I chose the one with the dark hair directly to the left of your pick.

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nh.

[mmbt0ne]

Dude, there are plenty of girls there I'm not having sex with. Have some respect for you penis.

[balkii]

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i would say no to none of them

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Hmmmmm. Are you sure? I see at least three that could very well be men.

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It is hilarious to me to read a bunch of guys rating the looks of models in an internet forum at like 3 in the morning actually expect others to believe they would turn down some of said models.

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top row, 2nd in on the left. that chick is plain nasty. what is she like 50?

[aK13]

http://img346.imageshack.us/my.php?image=asdf8yu.jpg

by far.

[AngryCola]

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It is hilarious to me to read a bunch of guys rating the looks of models in an internet forum at like 3 in the morning actually expect others to believe they would turn down some of said models.

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exactly! thats why i said i didn't know i was going to be attacked by johnny depp and brad pitt. of course there are hotter ones than others but saying some look like men is ridiculous.

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Both of you must be blind. I can find 6 better looking girls within 2 miles of my house than those I point out below.

http://img308.imageshack.us/img308/8149/ootthreadbigs1tw.th.jpg (http://img308.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ootthreadbigs1tw.jpg)

[aK13]

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It is hilarious to me to read a bunch of guys rating the looks of models in an internet forum at like 3 in the morning actually expect others to believe they would turn down some of said models.

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exactly! thats why i said i didn't know i was going to be attacked by johnny depp and brad pitt. of course there are hotter ones than others but saying some look like men is ridiculous.

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Both of you must be blind. I can find 6 better looking girls within 2 miles of my house than those I point out below.

http://img308.imageshack.us/img308/8149/ootthreadbigs1tw.th.jpg (http://img308.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ootthreadbigs1tw.jpg)

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You forgot granny 2nd from left on top row.

[mmbt0ne]

And toppest leftest.

[tdarko]

wow everyone is a badass on the internet, i am fairly certain if at a bar and one of those models comes up to you and says she wants to take you home that you would say yes.

[AngryCola]

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You forgot granny 2nd from left on top row.

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And toppest leftest.

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I was just picking out the absolute worst I saw.
The older woman isn't bad for her age, but the girls I pointed out are, to put it nicely, not all that great.

[tdarko]

dude i live in one of the best area's in the country when it comes to women, they are models for a reason. of course some of them aren't 10's but to say they are men is stretching it.

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

http://img336.imageshack.us/img336/836/haha6wd.th.jpg (http://img336.imageshack.us/my.php?image=haha6wd.jpg)

[AngryCola]

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dude i live in one of the best area's in the country when it comes to women, they are models for a reason. of course some of them aren't 10's but to say they are men is stretching it.

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Then I must live in a better area, because the girls I pointed out would be considered 'nothing special' around here.

[mmbt0ne]

Calling these girls models is about the equivalent of calling me a pro poker player.

[johnwit]

at the bar I have a ton of drinks in me that would make all these girls look like the one in the lower left sitting on the box, but there a few here that I would be chewing my arm off if I woke up to them in the morning.

[tdarko]

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Then I must live in a better area, because these girls would be considered 'nothing special' around here.




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never said they would be special. just saying you see a women with a great body and a semi-attractive face you are going to [censored] her if she is willing.

[shant]

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Then I must live in a better area, because these girls would be considered 'nothing special' around here.




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never said they would be special. just saying you see a women with a great body and a semi-attractive face you are going to [censored] her if she is willing.

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You guys are getting way off topipc. Who cares if someone thinks they would or wouldn't do a chick in some picture, just get with the paint circling.

[AngryCola]

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never said they would be special. just saying you see a women with a great body and a semi-attractive face you are going to [censored] her if she is willing.

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Some of the girls I pointed out have neither a great body or an attractive face. If you can't see that, it's time to pay a visit to an optometrist.


EDIT-

Shant, it's entirely on topic.

[lastsamurai]

when is the scratch and sniff calendar coming out?

[Reef]

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Wifey is sitting on the box in the bottom left.

EDIT:

http://img303.imageshack.us/img303/2681/ootthread4ot9ye.th.jpg (http://img303.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ootthread4ot9ye.jpg)


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you're my hero for the week

[Reef]

so hard..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v326/reef/mypics.jpg

edit:



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v326/reef/wow.jpg

[Skjonne]

Clearly it's number four from the left, top row. The one who's spreading her legs

DYSW?

[Evan]

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DYSW?

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What does this mean? I spent about 90 seconds trying to figure it out and then I even went as far as to google it, but alas I have no answer.

[WackityWhiz]

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http://img336.imageshack.us/img336/836/haha6wd.th.jpg (http://img336.imageshack.us/my.php?image=haha6wd.jpg)

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exactly what i thought of man... I went through all these hotties and was like , "which one would I want sucking my dick right now?" and that is the one i picked.

Amazing...

[siccjay]

Do you see why

[siccjay]

Ok, so I couldn't pick one. Sue me.

I dig redheads so I know some of you will disagree but she was the first one I circled.

Disregard where the paint tool went wild......I was climaxing.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y54/jaydeuce/ootthread4ot.jpg

[MikeL05]

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Wifey is sitting on the box in the bottom left.

EDIT:

http://img303.imageshack.us/img303/2681/ootthread4ot9ye.th.jpg (http://img303.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ootthread4ot9ye.jpg)


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[kipin]

Not to picky here

http://img316.imageshack.us/img316/2221/ootthread4ot8rf.jpg

[Klepton]

all your choices were good except Pasty McNotan (farthest right of your choices)

the funny ones are:

the girl who has a tit that is gonna fly of the earth
the girl who the strangest chest to hip to but ratio (second row, leftest)
the girl with cornrolls

i choose the sopranos daughter look alike in the middle (brown with brown highlights sitting on black box)

[BusterStacks]

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Disregard where the paint tool went wild......I was climaxing.


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+1...

also kipin wins for most realistic answer.

[AngryCola]

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also kipin wins for most realistic answer.

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How can kipin "win" when others already gave the same answer?
It's still wrong, btw.

[BusterStacks]

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also kipin wins for most realistic answer.

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How can kipin "win" when others already gave the same answer?
It's still wrong, btw.

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also you are gay. how about them apples?

[AngryCola]

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also you are gay. how about them apples?

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-3 points

[BusterStacks]

"hey look at me! i used to be awesome but i don't post anymore so i must be at least cool."

[siccjay]

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all your choices were good except Pasty McNotan (farthest right of your choices)


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Thats why I wrote that I knew some of you wouldn't agree. I dig that look though. She would look worse tan.

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the funny ones are:

the girl with cornrolls


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Shes hot.

[asofel]

umm...wait, say again? that's your wife?

[Colonel Kataffy]

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btw, clayton, you are blind, man.


http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/300/ootthread4ot2ym.th.jpg


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what he said.

[NorCalJosh]

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http://img336.imageshack.us/img336/836/haha6wd.th.jpg (http://img336.imageshack.us/my.php?image=haha6wd.jpg)

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my pick as well. good thing i was far to lazy to [censored] with it in MS paint.

[chaas4747]

We need a wedding picture of validation of this claim.

[B Dids]

I went with a top three.

This is weird, because while the vast majority of the girls are damn hot, there's nobody who jumps off the page as being super extra crazy hot. Maybe it's just overload or something.

http://www.bdids.com/images/ootthread4otsmall.JPG (http://www.bdids.com/images/ootthread4ot.jpg)

[swede123]

how do you make the thumbnails thing work?

Swede

[IndieMatty]

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umm...wait, say again? that's your wife?

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Yeah, I wasn't sure if he meant it as "future wife" or like real deal. Surprised no one else has questioned him?

This is a great thread.

[SippinSoma]

She will be...bump.

[dtbog]

Not to be the lame one here -- but where did this picture come from?

-dB

[klagett]

I think the better images would be to circle the ones you wouldn't [censored].

[Mr_J]

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Seriously guys. The last thing you want is a wife that hot. Your life will sink from one level of hell to the next. Even having one of these for a gf is a major pain in the ass.

A wise man once said that the best marrying material is one who is just fine enough to get it up. No finer.

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This is what an ugly person would say.

Got a new desktop background now.

[tolbiny]

YOur HM is my #1 -

[lastsamurai]

row 1.
first two from the right.

[astroglide]

i haven't looked at any other picks. this girl is the best match of real, cool, and good looking for me. it's not close between her and second place.

http://www.badbeat.com/tmp/pick.jpg

she looks like she has a the kind of personality i look for in a girlfriend. most of the others are some combination of unattractive, old, bitchy, or show me the money.

[siccjay]

good choice, my #1 as well

[wacki]

That was my runner up. Although your arguments (albeit book by cover) may of changed my mind.

[threeonefour]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v326/reef/wow.jpg

I can't believe more people haven't chosen the girl on the crate. I think she is my #1 and i don't see how anyone could put her out of the top 5.

[SippinSoma]

Many of the people I've spoken to say she's definitely in their top 3.

[Evan]

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Not to be the lame one here -- but where did this picture come from?

-dB

[/ QUOTE ]
Someone linked a page in IRC a while back with a couple hundred pics of hot girls. I rehosted it when I posted this cause I thought we might kill the bandwidth of that server if everyone decided to go browse. Anyway, here is that page. The pic here is called "Veel Babes," I have no idea why.

http://users.pandora.be/creeping_death/Babes/

[Uston]

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v326/reef/wow.jpg

I can't believe more people haven't chosen the girl on the crate. I think she is my #1 and i don't see how anyone could put her out of the top 5.

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Agree completely. If her implants didn't look so much like implants, the top one would be the clear-cut winner.

[Kirg]

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The pic here is called "Veel Babes," I have no idea why.

http://users.pandora.be/creeping_death/Babes/

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Pandora.be is a belgian internet provider. Veel is flemish for "many".

[NutzyClutz]

I'm on tilt. I'll take the box, and put me ALL IN.
/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/8370/hotchicks3qp.th.jpg (http://img234.imageshack.us/my.php?image=hotchicks3qp.jpg)

[Yeti]

astro, your pic wouldn't load yesterday but I see it now. She was my #1 too. I was amazed and offended when someone called her 'mc whitey'.

Pale skin + Blonde + Nice breasts = nice.

[Wintermute]

[ QUOTE ]
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v326/reef/wow.jpg

I can't believe more people haven't chosen the girl on the crate. I think she is my #1 and i don't see how anyone could put her out of the top 5.

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She's my #1 too, but I could improve her by giving her bigger tits.