Jman28
07-12-2005, 09:42 PM
Hey guys, I posted this in STT because we've talked about how these people come to higher buyin tables and beg for money with a name that resembles another players. I thought y'all might enjoy it too...
Conversation that ensued after I sat down at a Step 5 Higher table. I fixed it to make it more readable. It starts out a little slow, but I'm just reeling him in. I spice it up towards the end....
Dealer: skinsftbl has joined the table.
Dealer: Waiting for 9 more players to start the game.
BB0UJA: skinsftbl wats up
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> sup
BB0UJA: not doing to well man
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> sorry to hear
BB0UJA: dropped 5k today at the steps and 2k nl tables
BB0UJA: hows it going for you
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> medium.. havent played today yet
BB0UJA: ohh
BB0UJA: do you remember me
BB0UJA: do you recognize my name?
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> nope
BB0UJA: weve played a few times before
BB0UJA: im the guy from the leaderboard
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> k
BB0UJA: this your first 5k tableha?
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> yeah, it is
BB0UJA: yeah ive never seen you here
BB0UJA: ive seen you at the steps a few times i think
BB0UJA: the 1k step
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> yeah, true
BB0UJA: anyway skins
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> anyways
BB0UJA: i came to ask you for a big favor if you can
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> k
BB0UJA: i came to see if you can loan me 400 until tommarow evening
BB0UJA: reason being i do western union and my cash wontbe in until tommarow
BB0UJA: i mean if you can do it i will pay you back with interest
BB0UJA: what you think skins
BB0UJA: can you float me?
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> how do you not have $400?
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> I'm confused
BB0UJA: i do western union thats why
BB0UJA: i dont do bank transfer
BB0UJA: on a bad day like this id probably make party players rich lol
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> i mean in your account though
BB0UJA: i do western union to control myself
BB0UJA: i dropped a bundle today
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> oh.. I feel ya. good idea about the western union to cool down
BB0UJA: yeah
BB0UJA: i do western union to control myself
BB0UJA: i just went right now
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> how much did you have before your bad run?
BB0UJA: i usually have like 7k in account minimum
BB0UJA: but ive been cashing out all month
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> that's a little low for the steps, don't you think? Or is that for self control?
BB0UJA: just opened me a wholesale bussiness in michigan
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> nice
BB0UJA: 7k i play alot more 200s though
BB0UJA: maybe 1 1k step
BB0UJA: a day
BB0UJA: but yeah thats it
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> oh, ok. sound about right
BB0UJA: or i would qualify from the lower steps
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> dude, I dunno. I've been where you're at before and I wish I had thought to wait a couple days
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> hard to turn around when the cards aren'y hittin you
BB0UJA: true but thing is
BB0UJA: i want to play a multi special tonight
BB0UJA: i mean if you can float me skins
BB0UJA: i will pay you back 450
BB0UJA: 50 interest for a day
BB0UJA: 25k here is not bad
BB0UJA: are you there?
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> hey man, from one poker player to another, I think you gotta sit today out
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> I'm not gonna let you do this to yourself
BB0UJA: i have to qualify for a tournament thats why
BB0UJA: yeah i know but thing is i need to qualify for a multi tables tourney
BB0UJA: if i dont qualify today i dont get it
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> man, i dunno
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> what tourney?
BB0UJA: ppm
BB0UJA: sup satelite
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> yeah.. I mean, do you think you can play right? or will you be off your game?
BB0UJA: yeah i think i can play right
BB0UJA: i mean im up overall
BB0UJA: im sure ill get it back tommarow
BB0UJA: when i go to the 200 games
BB0UJA: i mostly a 200 sng player
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> you said it yourself man, western union. I don't wanna lose another player to tilt
BB0UJA: do really well in the 200s
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> I mean, I'm trying to think about your well-being
BB0UJA: naw man
BB0UJA: skins i understand you feel me but i need to get three packages for the ppm thats why
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> BB.. you have a gambling problem
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> you need to get help
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> It happens to the best of us
BB0UJA: trust me i dont
BB0UJA: honestly
BB0UJA: im up 800k on party man
BB0UJA: i play alot of poker
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> that's what an addict would say man
BB0UJA: 800k
BB0UJA: check my stats on prophecy
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> I was there one time... listen to this story
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> I was playing way too high for my bankroll
BB0UJA: ok
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> and I lost it all in one day.
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> I borrowed 10k from a good friend, who was pretty wealthy
BB0UJA: k
BB0UJA: wow
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> lost it within 3 hours.
BB0UJA: wow
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> since the money didnt mean that much to him, I tried to see if there was anything I could do
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> like, instead of paying him back
BB0UJA: ohh
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> cuz he's the type of guy that likes to see people do stupid stuff for money
BB0UJA: lol
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> so, he told me to eat 1/2 lb of my own poop
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> no joke
BB0UJA: ok and what did you do?
BB0UJA: dam
BB0UJA: XXXX that
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> and I did it. but thats not all
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> he made fun of me like, all the time
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> from that day on
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> and one time he was gonna tell my girl about it
BB0UJA: wow'
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> and, i really didnt want her to know
BB0UJA: yeah
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> I stabbed him dude.
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> i XXXXing stabbed my friend
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> he's alive tho... but he can't walk
BB0UJA: get the fuc out of here
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> and he sued me hard
BB0UJA: and?
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> I played poker for 5 years and paid the settlement
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> spent 2 years in jail first tho
BB0UJA: how much was it?
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> 500k
BB0UJA: dam
BB0UJA: but the guy cant walk
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> so dude, don't play today. You might eat poop and stab a dude
BB0UJA: aand hes a millionaire probably
BB0UJA: comon man
BB0UJA: for 400 dollars
BB0UJA: i have my own established bussiness bro
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> is $400 worth eating poop and stabbing your best XXXXing friend!
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> ?
BB0UJA: but thing is my cash wont be in until tommarow
BB0UJA: naw man
BB0UJA: i will pay you tommarow bro
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> no. I won't let you face what I face.
BB0UJA: honestly
BB0UJA: lol
BB0UJA: how am i going to face what you did
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> learn from my mistakes
BB0UJA: lol
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> also...
BB0UJA: what you make me eat my XXXX for 400 dollars
BB0UJA: would
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> stop this stupid scam
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> moran
(long pause)
BB0UJA: ]skings
BB0UJA: you think im scamming you'
BB0UJA: thats the dumest story ive ever hurd by the way
(he left)
Conversation that ensued after I sat down at a Step 5 Higher table. I fixed it to make it more readable. It starts out a little slow, but I'm just reeling him in. I spice it up towards the end....
Dealer: skinsftbl has joined the table.
Dealer: Waiting for 9 more players to start the game.
BB0UJA: skinsftbl wats up
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> sup
BB0UJA: not doing to well man
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> sorry to hear
BB0UJA: dropped 5k today at the steps and 2k nl tables
BB0UJA: hows it going for you
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> medium.. havent played today yet
BB0UJA: ohh
BB0UJA: do you remember me
BB0UJA: do you recognize my name?
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> nope
BB0UJA: weve played a few times before
BB0UJA: im the guy from the leaderboard
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> k
BB0UJA: this your first 5k tableha?
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> yeah, it is
BB0UJA: yeah ive never seen you here
BB0UJA: ive seen you at the steps a few times i think
BB0UJA: the 1k step
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> yeah, true
BB0UJA: anyway skins
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> anyways
BB0UJA: i came to ask you for a big favor if you can
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> k
BB0UJA: i came to see if you can loan me 400 until tommarow evening
BB0UJA: reason being i do western union and my cash wontbe in until tommarow
BB0UJA: i mean if you can do it i will pay you back with interest
BB0UJA: what you think skins
BB0UJA: can you float me?
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> how do you not have $400?
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> I'm confused
BB0UJA: i do western union thats why
BB0UJA: i dont do bank transfer
BB0UJA: on a bad day like this id probably make party players rich lol
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> i mean in your account though
BB0UJA: i do western union to control myself
BB0UJA: i dropped a bundle today
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> oh.. I feel ya. good idea about the western union to cool down
BB0UJA: yeah
BB0UJA: i do western union to control myself
BB0UJA: i just went right now
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> how much did you have before your bad run?
BB0UJA: i usually have like 7k in account minimum
BB0UJA: but ive been cashing out all month
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> that's a little low for the steps, don't you think? Or is that for self control?
BB0UJA: just opened me a wholesale bussiness in michigan
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> nice
BB0UJA: 7k i play alot more 200s though
BB0UJA: maybe 1 1k step
BB0UJA: a day
BB0UJA: but yeah thats it
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> oh, ok. sound about right
BB0UJA: or i would qualify from the lower steps
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> dude, I dunno. I've been where you're at before and I wish I had thought to wait a couple days
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> hard to turn around when the cards aren'y hittin you
BB0UJA: true but thing is
BB0UJA: i want to play a multi special tonight
BB0UJA: i mean if you can float me skins
BB0UJA: i will pay you back 450
BB0UJA: 50 interest for a day
BB0UJA: 25k here is not bad
BB0UJA: are you there?
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> hey man, from one poker player to another, I think you gotta sit today out
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> I'm not gonna let you do this to yourself
BB0UJA: i have to qualify for a tournament thats why
BB0UJA: yeah i know but thing is i need to qualify for a multi tables tourney
BB0UJA: if i dont qualify today i dont get it
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> man, i dunno
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> what tourney?
BB0UJA: ppm
BB0UJA: sup satelite
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> yeah.. I mean, do you think you can play right? or will you be off your game?
BB0UJA: yeah i think i can play right
BB0UJA: i mean im up overall
BB0UJA: im sure ill get it back tommarow
BB0UJA: when i go to the 200 games
BB0UJA: i mostly a 200 sng player
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> you said it yourself man, western union. I don't wanna lose another player to tilt
BB0UJA: do really well in the 200s
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> I mean, I'm trying to think about your well-being
BB0UJA: naw man
BB0UJA: skins i understand you feel me but i need to get three packages for the ppm thats why
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> BB.. you have a gambling problem
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> you need to get help
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> It happens to the best of us
BB0UJA: trust me i dont
BB0UJA: honestly
BB0UJA: im up 800k on party man
BB0UJA: i play alot of poker
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> that's what an addict would say man
BB0UJA: 800k
BB0UJA: check my stats on prophecy
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> I was there one time... listen to this story
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> I was playing way too high for my bankroll
BB0UJA: ok
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> and I lost it all in one day.
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> I borrowed 10k from a good friend, who was pretty wealthy
BB0UJA: k
BB0UJA: wow
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> lost it within 3 hours.
BB0UJA: wow
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> since the money didnt mean that much to him, I tried to see if there was anything I could do
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> like, instead of paying him back
BB0UJA: ohh
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> cuz he's the type of guy that likes to see people do stupid stuff for money
BB0UJA: lol
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> so, he told me to eat 1/2 lb of my own poop
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> no joke
BB0UJA: ok and what did you do?
BB0UJA: dam
BB0UJA: XXXX that
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> and I did it. but thats not all
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> he made fun of me like, all the time
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> from that day on
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> and one time he was gonna tell my girl about it
BB0UJA: wow'
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> and, i really didnt want her to know
BB0UJA: yeah
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> I stabbed him dude.
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> i XXXXing stabbed my friend
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> he's alive tho... but he can't walk
BB0UJA: get the fuc out of here
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> and he sued me hard
BB0UJA: and?
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> I played poker for 5 years and paid the settlement
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> spent 2 years in jail first tho
BB0UJA: how much was it?
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> 500k
BB0UJA: dam
BB0UJA: but the guy cant walk
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> so dude, don't play today. You might eat poop and stab a dude
BB0UJA: aand hes a millionaire probably
BB0UJA: comon man
BB0UJA: for 400 dollars
BB0UJA: i have my own established bussiness bro
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> is $400 worth eating poop and stabbing your best XXXXing friend!
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> ?
BB0UJA: but thing is my cash wont be in until tommarow
BB0UJA: naw man
BB0UJA: i will pay you tommarow bro
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> no. I won't let you face what I face.
BB0UJA: honestly
BB0UJA: lol
BB0UJA: how am i going to face what you did
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> learn from my mistakes
BB0UJA: lol
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> also...
BB0UJA: what you make me eat my XXXX for 400 dollars
BB0UJA: would
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> stop this stupid scam
<font color="brown">skinsftbl: </font> moran
(long pause)
BB0UJA: ]skings
BB0UJA: you think im scamming you'
BB0UJA: thats the dumest story ive ever hurd by the way
(he left)