Damn you Starburst - new Sour Starburst flavors

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Back when I had a job as a cashier a year ago, I would always buy a bag of Sour Starburst to eat on the job. What made Sour Starburst far superior to all other candies was that every flavor was equally tasty - cherry, blue raspberry, green apple, and watermelon.

Today, I go back to my old workplace to purchase a bag of Sour Starburst with my online poker winnings (livin large baby!) and, upon opening the bag, discover that green apple and watermelon have been replaced with grape and orange.

WHAT THE [censored] COMPELLED STARBURST TO REPLACE GREEN AND PINK WITH PURPLE AND ORANGE?!?!?!

Not only do these colors look bad, they also taste awful. I have no idea what to do with myself right now. What's my play here?

[chaas4747]

Get drunk and call Starburst.

[asofel]

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Get drunk and call Starburst.

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this cracked me up. nh.

[SmileyEH]

I agree, this is bullshit.

-SmileyEH

[Blarg]

Green apple is one of the best flavors on the planet. I feel your pain.

[WC64]

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Green apple is one of the best flavors on the planet. I feel your pain.

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I agree there, but the orange is pretty good I think (as I am taking one out of my desk drawer).