Best Line From 'Full Metal Jacket'

[Sgt. Hartman]

You maggots WILL sound off the best line from this great war classic. You young scumbags WILL rent or netflix this movie IMMEDIATELY.

Do you understand?

[CollinEstes]

This is my rifle
This is my gun
This is for fighting
This is for fun

[chaas4747]

You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.

[ChipWrecked]

I want that head so squared away the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump.

[private joker]

I wanted to come to an exotic land, meet people of an ancient culture, and kill them. Yes, I wanted to be the first kid on my block with a confirmed kill.

-- Private Joker

- private joker

[bisonbison]

What makes the grass grow?

[Soul Daddy]

What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?

[CollinEstes]

Blood, blood.

That was my second choice.

[imported_CaseClosed326]

I might [censored] this up, but whatever.

"How can you shoot women and children?"

"You don't lead as much"

[private joker]

Close, it's actually:

"How can you shoot innocent women and children?"
"Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much!"

[usmfan]

"Me love you long time." End of thread.

[nothumb]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Pyle, you climb obstacles like old people [censored].

NT

[bisonbison]

I believe it's actually "blood blood blood."

[James Boston]

So many....

"Who said that? Who the f*** said that? Who's the slimey, little communist sh** twinkle-toed c**ksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody huh? The fairy-f***ing-godmother said it."

"That's right Private Pyle...don't put forth any f***ing effort to make it over the obstacle. After all, is God wanted you up there he'd of miracled your a** up there by now. Wouldn't he? I bet you if there was some p***y up there you could make it."

"You look like the kind up person who would f*** a man in the a** and not even have the g**d***ed common courtesy to give him a reach-around...I'll be watching you"

[NutCrackerr]

"Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over!"

[Edge34]

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"You look like the kind up person who would f*** a man in the a** and not even have the g**d***ed common courtesy to give him a reach-around...I'll be watching you"

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Correct.

[kurosh]

"Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three [censored]' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull [censored] you."

[wayabvpar]

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"You look like the kind up person who would f*** a man in the a** and not even have the g**d***ed common courtesy to give him a reach-around...I'll be watching you"

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Correct.

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Yep.

[astroglide]

"do you believe in the virgin mary?" is probably it for me but i haven't paid a lot of attention to the lines in the movie

[ChipWrecked]

I've been trying to lose weight lately and am using this one for a motivator:

"Are you allowed to eat jelly donuts, Pyle?"
"Sir, no sir."
"And why not?"
"Because I'm too heavy, sir."
"BECAUSE YOU ARE A DISGUSTING FATBODY!!!"

[dld]

"Hell I like you. You can come over to my house and $%#& my sister."

[djoyce003]

There's one line something like:

In short, it's a big sh*t sandwich and we are all gonna have to take a bite.

also

What is that? What THE f*ck is that?

You are nothing but grabastic pieces of amphibian sh*t.

[CallMeIshmael]

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I wanted to come to an exotic land, meet people of an ancient culture, and kill them. Yes, I wanted to be the first kid on my block with a confirmed kill.

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This was the first one that came to mind for me as well.

[Hal 2000]

"Now choke yourself... G**DAMNIT with MY HAND, NUMBNUTS!!"

[newfant]

Best. thread. ever.

I listen to these while playing poker to keep me focussed:

http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/fullmetaljacket.htm

"The fairy-[censored] Godmother said it."

[Brock Landers]

"no, soul brother too boocoo"

[goofball]

i don't know but i've been told
i don't know but i've been told
eskimo pussy is mighty cold
eskimo pussy is mighty cold

also

Freedom?? If i'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word my word is poontang.

[BigD226]

"Cowboy's wasted. *I'M* running this squad...and I say we leave the g**k to the mother-lovin' rats."

[Maulik]

I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

[PokerBob]

The one where a black man's penis is referred to as an "Alabam blacksnake". I like that.

[astroglide]

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The one where a black man's penis is referred to as an "Alabam blacksnake". I like that.

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http://www.nmsu.edu/~safety/images/signs/sign_danger-hard-hat-area4.jpg

[this guy]

"How tall are you? Five foot five? I didn't know they stacked [censored] that high!"

[Shajen]

For the record, only the first part of this movie is worth a damn.

Also, in bootcamp, one of my drill instructors pulled the "choke yourself, not with your hand with mine" line on me.

Was pretty funny. Scary [censored] at the time though.

This is the correct answer for me:

"The Marine Corps does not want robots. The Marine Corps wants killers. The Marine Corp wants to build indestructible men--men without fear"

Also:

"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war."

[pj4533]

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"Me love you long time." End of thread.

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Yeah it freekin spawned a booty bass classic. Doesn't get much better.

-pj

[ucfryan]

Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any [censored] effort to get to the top of the [censored] obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?

[tbach24]

"Marines are not allowed to die without permission"

[lastsamurai]

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"Me love you long time." End of thread.

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TOO BUKU! TOO BUKU! ME SO HOOORRRNNNYYY

[astroglide]

it's BEAUCOUP assholes

[masse75]

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it's BEAUCOUP assholes

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And the line is..."No Boom-Boom with Soul Brother. Too Beaucoup."

[Luv2DriveTT]

You MUST get the new book from Mathew Modine about his Full Metal Jacket experiance. It rules.

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[Boris]

what was the line about the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a stain on the back seat of a car?

well anyways my memory sucks but you get the point.

[TimM]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jacket1.html

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jacket2.html

[morgan180]

Happy Birthday dear Jesus, happy birthday to you.

[youtalkfunny]

"Do any of you people know who Charles Whitman was? (no one raises a hand) None of you dumb-asses knows."

"Do you feel dizzy? Do you feel faint?"

"Did your parents have any children who lived?"
"Sir, yes sir!"
"Well I bet they regret that."

"What's your excuse?"
"Excuse for what, sir?"
"I'M ASKING THE F***ING QUESTIONS AROUND HERE!"

"Disappear, scumbag!"

"And the way I see it, ladies: YOU owe ME for ONE jelly DOUGHNUT."

(that last line gets a nod for its cadence--Ermey SINGS that line!)

[private joker]

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For the record, only the first part of this movie is worth a damn.


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This is the dumbest, most annoying misconception. I'm sick of hearing this crap.

One film critic upon its release said something like "The first 45 minutes of FULL METAL JACKET is perfect. Then it degenerates into one of the greatest movies ever made."

Yes.

[tbach24]

I think you're saying the 2nd part is good as well, and I completely agree. I don't understand why people hate it.

[chesspain]

How about the line immediately before the DS gets shot? I think it is something like--

"...did your Mommy and Daddy not give you enough love as a child?"

[Sgt. Hartman]

OUT-standing.

Today, you are no longer pukes.

[Shajen]

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This is the dumbest, most annoying misconception. I'm sick of hearing this crap.

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I'm sorry that you feel my opinion isn't valid. Some people have life experiences that differ from yours. I happen to really enjoy the first part of the movie because it brings back some great and some not-so-great memories of bootcamp for me.

I did not like the second half of the movie. I felt it was not as good as the first part. Calling that "idiotic" is poor form on your part. But whatever, man, it's all good.

[Gunny Highway]

The United States' Marines is lookin' for a few good men - those pussies from Full Metal Jacket ain't it. I've drank more beer, pissed more blood, and banged more quiff than all those numb-nuts put together