Clogging up the toilet

[MoreWineII]

Not-So-Hypothetical situation:

I take a monster poop and clog up the toilet here at work. After about five minutes of playing with the plunger, the toilet is still clogged. I'm starting to panic.

What's my play?

[wh1t3bread]

The key word here is "work". This means that you don't even have to try to unclog it. Walk away and smile.

[CollinEstes]

Evacuate.

[Soul Daddy]

You have plungers at work? Or do you just carry one with you wherever you go?

[RacersEdge]

Are you in the stall now?

[stanky]

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Evacuate.

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He already did that /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[MoreWineII]

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You have plungers at work? Or do you just carry one with you wherever you go?

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Yeah, plunger at work.

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Are you in the stall now?

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No. That should tell you what my play was. Was it the correct one?

[RacersEdge]

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You have plungers at work? Or do you just carry one with you wherever you go?

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Yeah, plunger at work.

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Are you in the stall now?

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No. That should tell you what my play was. Was it the correct one?

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Yes. Now make an anonymous call to Buiding Services.

[Soul Daddy]

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No. That should tell you what my play was. Was it the correct one?

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What else can you do? I suppose office size might play a part, but really your options are pretty limited once you've made extensive use of the plunger.

[wh1t3bread]

I still don't understand why you did this:

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After about five minutes of playing with the plunger

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[wh1t3bread]

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I still don't understand why you did this:

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After about five minutes of playing with the plunger

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Wait...I get it now. You are the JANITOR. Call a plumber.

[stanky]

I feel bad for anyone who has had to share an office with you.I hope your joking otherwise thats pretty inconsiderate.

[lucas9000]

reminds me of an old article in the onion... something like "mid-level manager forced to find employee who clogged the office toilet" or something.

[MoreWineII]

Yeah, I think that spending a few minutes at least trying to unclog the toilet is appropriate.

[wh1t3bread]

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Yeah, I think that spending a few minutes at least trying to unclog the toilet is appropriate.

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Okay, if it is a small office with only one toilet then I agree. Is that the case?

[stanky]

Yep, you have to at least try. How big is the office? Larger Corp.?

[private joker]

Once when I was a kid, I took a python turd in an airplane bathroom. The hole was too small to take it down, and the blue-water suction of the flush did nothing. All I did was make a hasty exit and went back to my aisle seat.

Luckily, it was a good ten minutes before the next passenger went to that lavatory, and it was an old lady. I'm in the aisle seat, so I watch the whole thing. She goes in and comes right back out. She finds a stewardess. The stewardess comes to the restroom. She finds a second stewardess. They're talking to each other. I think the second one found a tool to use. I believe it was not a plunger, because it seems they don't have plungers on Delta airplanes.

I was feeling a bit ashamed at the time, but now I'm thinking it's pretty funny.

[MoreWineII]

Building is medium sized. Bathroom is tiny though, one urinal and two stalls. Sometimes smells leak out into the office area, but that's rare.

Mainly I just wanted to know how big an [censored] I'd be for leaving my mess, but it sounds like I did what was required.

[gorie]

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Are you in the stall now?

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lol /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[stanky]

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Once when I was a kid, I took a python turd in an airplane bathroom. The hole was too small to take it down, and the blue-water suction of the flush did nothing. All I did was make a hasty exit and went back to my aisle seat.

Luckily, it was a good ten minutes before the next passenger went to that lavatory, and it was an old lady. I'm in the aisle seat, so I watch the whole thing. She goes in and comes right back out. She finds a stewardess. The stewardess comes to the restroom. She finds a second stewardess. They're talking to each other. I think the second one found a tool to use. I believe it was not a plunger, because it seems they don't have plungers on Delta airplanes.

I was feeling a bit ashamed at the time, but now I'm thinking it's pretty funny.

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That is pretty funny and impressive, those airplane toilets have pretty good suction.

[2+2 wannabe]

you should definitely avoid this (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=2688078&page=&view=&sb=5& o=&fpart=all&vc=1) route

[tdarko]

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Once when I was a kid, I took a python turd in an airplane bathroom

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you could have stopped here and had me sold.

[Willluck]

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Once when I was a kid, I took a python turd in an airplane bathroom. The hole was too small to take it down, and the blue-water suction of the flush did nothing. All I did was make a hasty exit and went back to my aisle seat.

Luckily, it was a good ten minutes before the next passenger went to that lavatory, and it was an old lady. I'm in the aisle seat, so I watch the whole thing. She goes in and comes right back out. She finds a stewardess. The stewardess comes to the restroom. She finds a second stewardess. They're talking to each other. I think the second one found a tool to use. I believe it was not a plunger, because it seems they don't have plungers on Delta airplanes.

I was feeling a bit ashamed at the time, but now I'm thinking it's pretty funny.

[/ QUOTE ]ROTFLMAO

[Sponger15SB]

I once took a [censored] at Jack in the Box that wouldn't even make it down the tube like that after a few flushes. I decided to just leave it there, but it turns out a guy from my high school goes in right after me. About 10 seconds after I sit back at my table with my friends the guy walks out and is cracking up cause the thing is like a loaf of bread. So all my friends go in the bathroom to look at it and we are just busting up laughing. One of my friends still brings it up today as proof that I'm gay and I take it up the ass.

Your story rules over mine, but I figure I had to share.

[Redmen62]

So one time I take a crunch at the 7-11, I must have been pretty desperate... Anyway, I flush and the thing starts to overflow, so I do what I always do at home- take the lid off and pull up on the float thing. So I give the float a yank, and the [censored] thing breaks off. In addition, I had laid the lid on end against the wall, and it slides down and busts real good. The water continues to flow unabated, and as my friend who was with me at the 7-11 later tells me, the water starts surge under the door into the store, causing a murmur from the yokels buying their big gulps.

When I see a turd float by, I decide '[censored] This', open the door, return the bathroom key to the dude, and told him his toliet was busted, then splashed my way out of the store.

[GoblinMason (Craig)]

Ahahahaha, I laughed out loud for a good 30 seconds at that story.

-Craig

[WackityWhiz]

lmao awesome

[MoreWineII]

haha, I think everyone has at least one toilet clogging nightmare story.

[casinogosain]

Walk away.

-Ash

[SCfuji]

the key is to make the help call from another coworker's phone, preferably one that you do not like much.

[brassnuts]

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