5 kids just got arrested for developing a program that can look at.... [Archive]

Cactus Cactus

07-12-2005, 02:19 AM

5 kids just got arrested for developing a program that can look at people cards.

This is what someone at the casino told me. I asked him what site and he didn't know for sure, but thought party poker.

BS???? Comments.

Schwartzy61

07-12-2005, 02:22 AM

I was walking down the street today and some guy yelled out repent for the end of days is coming.

BS? Comments...

arod4276

07-12-2005, 02:23 AM

lmao to both

PITTM

07-12-2005, 02:23 AM

some homeless guy downtown today told me that god hates me. its gonna be a loooooong afterlife...

rj

Raydain

07-12-2005, 02:31 AM

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I was walking down the street today and some guy yelled out repent for the end of days is coming.

BS? Comments...

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Awesome post!

grinin

07-12-2005, 02:41 AM

Hogwash,

It is pretty well known that Gibraltar only has 4 residents under 18.

mmcd

07-12-2005, 02:51 AM

5 kids just got arrested for developing a program that can look at people cards.

You do know this isn't illegal?

SoftcoreRevolt

07-12-2005, 02:57 AM

I was covering a story when a bum told me I was going to die in 7 days and that tomorrow it would hail.

Then I realized I was in a terrible Angelina Jolie movie and everything was OK.

Hung

07-12-2005, 03:02 AM

die in 7 days

That's the ring

Kirg

07-12-2005, 03:10 AM

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die in 7 days

That's the ring

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No he mentioned Jolie so he's talking about Life or Something Like It.....and I'm ashamed I know that.

spkid

07-12-2005, 10:54 AM

Maybe they just got pinched with an oz. of weed. You know how the grapevine can distort a story... "Someone at the casino" may have gotten it mixed up. Sounds very sketchy...

scott8

07-12-2005, 10:59 AM

This thread is hilarious.

Mike Haven

07-12-2005, 11:10 AM

You're wanting BS comments?

Someone told me something important once. I can't remember what it was; or who told me; but I know it was important.

TomBrooks

07-12-2005, 11:38 AM

I understand that if you put on tinted glasses, you can see through anything that is the same color as the tint. So I think if you get glasses tinted the same color as the back of the cards on your monitor, you should be able to see through the cards. I haven't tried this myself yet though.

Overdrive

07-12-2005, 12:15 PM

Sweet baby Jesus. This forum is so full of bullshit that I just can't take it anymore..........So who arrested them, the Party Poker SWAT Team?

sammy_g

07-12-2005, 12:26 PM

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Someone told me something important once. I can't remember what it was; or who told me; but I know it was important.

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Arthur: "It's at moments like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die from asphyxiation in deep space, that I wish I had listened to what my mother told me when I was young."

Ford Prefect: "Why, what did she say?"

Arthur: "I don't know, I didn't listen!"

kiddj

07-12-2005, 12:33 PM

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5 kids just got arrested for developing a program that can look at people cards.

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People cards?!?!?? Are those cards shaped like people, or people who look like cards??? Why would they need a program for looking at people who looked like cards? I'm so confused! /images/graemlins/confused.gif

bigalt

07-12-2005, 12:43 PM

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5 kids just got arrested for developing a program that can look at people cards.

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People cards?!?!?? Are those cards shaped like people, or people who look like cards??? Why would they need a program for looking at people who looked like cards? I'm so confused! /images/graemlins/confused.gif

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PEOPLE CARDS ARE PEEEEEEEEEOPLE!!!!

Freakin

07-12-2005, 12:48 PM

No, he's telling the truth. I hear you can download it at (deleted malicious link/MH)

Freakin

Homer

07-12-2005, 12:50 PM

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No, he's telling the truth. I hear you can download it at (deleted malicious link/MH)

Freakin

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Umm, yeah, so, umm, don't click on that link. BTW, it's NSFW.

CORed

07-12-2005, 01:05 PM

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This is what someone at the casino told me.

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Someone at the casino told me the slot machine he was playing was due to hit the big jackpot because it hadn't hit for two weeks. BS?

slavic

07-12-2005, 01:07 PM

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This is what someone at the casino told me.

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Someone at the casino told me the slot machine he was playing was due to hit the big jackpot because it hadn't hit for two weeks. BS?

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Good lord you've got primo info like that and it's not on E-Bay?

FromTheU

07-12-2005, 01:30 PM

I have a cock!

jedi

07-12-2005, 01:30 PM

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No, he's telling the truth. I hear you can download it at (deleted malicious link/MH)

Freakin

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Try this (deleted link/MH) instead.

Lestat

07-12-2005, 01:57 PM

They were busted by undercover detective agents. This is what someone at Pepe's laundry mat told me. I asked him what would happen to them and he said he didn't know for sure, but they'll probably get their programming fingers chopped off.

BS??? Comments.

Freakin

07-12-2005, 02:44 PM

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No, he's telling the truth. I hear you can download it at (deleted malicious link/MH)

Freakin

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Umm, yeah, so, umm, don't click on that link. BTW, it's NSFW.

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I really hope I didn't get you with that. I figure most people on here would know better. I was going to give the link some text, but I didn't want to nail someone who already knew what it was.

And I think NSFW is a bit of an understatement... it's not safe for anything.

Freakin

Slacker13

07-12-2005, 04:00 PM

I found what your talking about here: (deleted link/MH)

Synergistic Explosions

07-12-2005, 04:06 PM

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5 kids just got arrested for developing a program that can look at people cards.

This is what someone at the casino told me. I asked him what site and he didn't know for sure, but thought party poker.

BS???? Comments.

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I scanned the Party Poker Police log for the last six months, and nothing was mentioned about a bust for hacking into the software.

There was a mention of a player exposing her breasts during a game who was arrested for indecent exposure.

David

07-12-2005, 04:06 PM

Anybody who posts a malicious link in a thread should be fucing banned immediately, no matter how well "respected" they are. Pieces of [censored].

Homer

07-12-2005, 04:10 PM

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No, he's telling the truth. I hear you can download it at (deleted malicious link/MH)

Freakin

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Umm, yeah, so, umm, don't click on that link. BTW, it's NSFW.

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I really hope I didn't get you with that. I figure most people on here would know better. I was going to give the link some text, but I didn't want to nail someone who already knew what it was.

And I think NSFW is a bit of an understatement... it's not safe for anything.

Freakin

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No, I've clicked on it before.

-- Homer

p.s. - I almost responded telling them to go to lemonparty instead. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

wdbaker

07-12-2005, 04:16 PM

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Anybody who posts a malicious link in a thread should be fucing banned immediately, no matter how well "respected" they are. Pieces of [censored].

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In that case I guess I should get banned also. A good friend of mine told me that David lied about how big he is, said he measured it and has pic's to prove...

P.S. in case you didn't know, this is the ZOO
P.S.S. Don't bother to say anything about me, it's all true, all of it and everyone already knows /images/graemlins/grin.gif

One Street at a Time
wdbaker Denver, Co

PITTM

07-12-2005, 06:18 PM

i still dont understand why people still make posts in this format:

TITLE: GOD DESCENDS FROM HEAVEN!!!!

body: did anyone else hear the rumor that god descended from heaven? is it true?

STOP FOLLOWING A STATEMENT WITH A QUESTION!!!!!!!!(mmmm, blood pressure)

rj

Lawrence Ng

07-12-2005, 06:49 PM

THE SKY IS GONNA FALL ON OUR HEADS!!!!!
THE SKY IS GONNA FALL ON OUR HEADS!!!!!
THE SKY IS GONNA FALL ON OUR HEADS!!!!!
THE SKY IS GONNA FALL ON OUR HEADS!!!!!
THE SKY IS GONNA FALL ON OUR HEADS!!!!!

Recliner

07-12-2005, 06:52 PM

lemonparty is not the correct answer, the correct answer is (deleted link/MH)

JoePro

07-12-2005, 07:17 PM

Some guy just had one of his EmpirePoker gnome accounts closed for bonus hunting.

This is what a someone told me. I asked him who and he knew for sure it was MrVanDresen.

BS???? Comments.

stabn

07-12-2005, 08:15 PM

moondogg

07-12-2005, 08:17 PM

I was in the A/V club, but I got kicked out because of my views on Vietnam.

That, and I was stealing projectors.

tubalkain

07-12-2005, 08:40 PM

No, goatse is the correct answer. Or maybe this (http://amishrakefight.org/gfy/).

MH: If this one is malicious, then you have no sense of humor. [censored].

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Edit/MH:

I'm not clicking on any of them to find out, one way or another.

A poster told me the tubgirl one by Freakin was malicious, and that his computer now has a virus. I deleted all associated links in the thread in case the others were malicious, too.

I'll take you at your word that yours isn't malicious, unless another poster that tries it tells me different.

Personally, I don't think posting malicious links is funny, and if that is what you mean, then, no, I don't have a sense of humour.

ds914

07-12-2005, 09:17 PM

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/602/602__image_09.jpg

jman220

07-12-2005, 09:43 PM

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No, goatse is the correct answer. Or maybe this (http://amishrakefight.org/gfy/).

MH: If this one is malicious, then you have no sense of humor. [censored].

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Edit/MH:

I'm not clicking on any of them to find out, one way or another.

A poster told me the tubgirl one by Freakin was malicious, and that his computer now has a virus. I deleted all associated links in the thread in case the others were malicious, too.

I'll take you at your word that yours isn't malicious, unless another poster that tries it tells me different.

Personally, I don't think posting malicious links is funny, and if that is what you mean, then, no, I don't have a sense of humour.

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Mike Haven, you are 100% correct. Posting malicious links is just being dumb, seriously there's no reason to do it. You can be funny without causing unsuspecting 2+2'ers to accidentally contract stuff on their computers because they were too trusting of the forums.

Schwartzy61

07-12-2005, 10:02 PM

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5 kids just got arrested for developing a program that can look at people cards.

This is what someone at the casino told me. I asked him what site and he didn't know for sure, but thought party poker.

BS???? Comments.

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Obviously untrue. this is not illegal.

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I'm sure if they really wanted to go after someone who did this it would fall under computer fraud.

BS? Comments...

Slacker13

07-12-2005, 10:06 PM

Mike, why was my link deleted? Just curious about the rules here.

Mike Haven

07-12-2005, 10:14 PM

Please read my Edit in Annorax's post. That should explain my actions.

However, please enter your link again if it's safe, by all means. I was taking no chances in the circumstances of the reader picking up a virus, but the point is now made.

Reef

07-12-2005, 10:17 PM

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5 kids just got arrested for developing a program that can look at people cards.

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People cards?!?!?? Are those cards shaped like people, or people who look like cards??? Why would they need a program for looking at people who looked like cards? I'm so confused! /images/graemlins/confused.gif

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PEOPLE CARDS ARE PEEEEEEEEEOPLE!!!!

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lmao

Slacker13

07-12-2005, 10:31 PM

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Please read my Edit in Annorax's post. That should explain my actions.

However, please enter your link again if it's safe, by all means. I was taking no chances in the circumstances of the reader picking up a virus, but the point is now made.

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No problem. The link wasn't important anyway, I was just curious. Please note though that I would never put a malicious link up. But i understand your being cautious. Keep up the good work.