Anybody got a sister..

[BK1248]

I need to meet a girl that has insurance and then we will fall in love and get married. A lil cute with insurance is what im looking for. Ill send her my picture and she'll be like "damn hes pretty".

[CallMeIshmael]

Yes ladies.... HE'S SINGLE!

[tworooks]

One of my sisters is 3. I would definitely SIIHP. Maybe I'll hook you up.

[YourFoxyGrandma]

He seems like a nice enough guy.

[Joshssj4]

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One of my sisters is 3. I would definitely SIIHP. Maybe I'll hook you up.

[/ QUOTE ]
Wrong.

[BK1248]

"Yes ladies.... HE'S SINGLE! "

actually im not single i got a g/f in boston and piece in cambridge on the side, but willing to give both up for a girl with insurance.

[jason_t]

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One of my sisters is 3. I would definitely SIIHP. Maybe I'll hook you up.

[/ QUOTE ]

She's 3. She's your sister. You would stick it in her pooper?

Wow.

[Arnfinn Madsen]

ALL the women I know are above your league so I can't help you /images/graemlins/tongue.gif.

[sexypanda]

Girl with insurance? Like health insurance? Or is this some sort of slang I'm unaware of?

[BK1248]

"ALL the women I know are above your league so I can't help you . "

Im pretty and my bankroll is skyhigh, what else is there. I been grinding 4 years and sick of not having health insurance.

[gorie]

how pretty ?

[kerssens]

My sister works in insurance.

[sexypanda]

If your "bankroll is skyhigh", why don't you just buy insurance?

[BK1248]

"My sister works in insurance. "

perfect match then, tell her u got a lead to her love life

[BK1248]

"how pretty ? "

a young brad pitt

[kerssens]

[ QUOTE ]
"My sister works in insurance. "

perfect match then, tell her u got a lead to her love life

[/ QUOTE ]

I doubt this will happen.

[Arnfinn Madsen]

[ QUOTE ]
"how pretty ? "

a young brad pitt

[/ QUOTE ]

Okay, you are getting close. Do some plastic surgery and you will be considered /images/graemlins/tongue.gif.

[BK1248]

"I doubt this will happen. "

ask her, whats there to lose , i got references on here

[ChipWrecked]

[ QUOTE ]


i got a g/f in boston and piece in cambridge on the side,

[/ QUOTE ]

So as long as your sis has insurance and you don't mind this dude cheating on her... it's good.

[MoreWineII]

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If your "bankroll is skyhigh", why don't you just buy insurance?

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This question was not answered.

[BK1248]

If your "bankroll is skyhigh", why don't you just buy insurance?

Its like 200 a month for shitty catastrophe coverage that i never use, i do need to get it and i looked into it, but if anyone knows a good coverage in boston let me know. And Im burned out and hate playing poker and trying to cut down on my expenses.

[kerssens]

[ QUOTE ]
trying to cut down on my expenses.

[/ QUOTE ]

A 3rd girl is counter-productive to this.

[BK1248]

"A 3rd girl is counter-productive to this. "

you guys are funny, im going to get rid of the other 2 girls, neither has insurance, 1 has 2 kids and the other has 1. Im going to start a new relationship with ur guys help. thx in advance.

[YourFoxyGrandma]

Oh, wait. He's serious.

[moondogg]

[ QUOTE ]
"A 3rd girl is counter-productive to this. "

you guys are funny, im going to get rid of the other 2 girls, neither has insurance, 1 has 2 kids and the other has 1. Im going to start a new relationship with ur guys help. thx in advance.

[/ QUOTE ]

Wow, you're just kicking ass in this whole life thing. Good work, stay the course (no matter how many people tell you that you're a moron).

[gorie]

[ QUOTE ]
"how pretty ? "

a young brad pitt

[/ QUOTE ]
ok nevermind.

[sexypanda]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
"how pretty ? "

a young brad pitt

[/ QUOTE ]
ok nevermind.

[/ QUOTE ]

Sorry Gorie, apparently you have to look like a dude for this guy to be interested in you. Personally, I think you're better off.

[BeerMoney]

[ QUOTE ]
Anybody got a sister

[/ QUOTE ]

I used to f**k a sista...

[BK1248]

"I used to f**k a sista... "

i havent banged a white girl in 5 years

[BottlesOf]

What is SIIHP? NOOb here.

[Voltron87]

stick it in her pooper

[TimM]

[ QUOTE ]
Im pretty and my bankroll is skyhigh, what else is there. I been grinding 4 years and sick of not having health insurance.

[/ QUOTE ]

Damn, I thought you meant life insurance. I was thinking "stay away from my sister you sick bastard!"

[pokerdirty]

i think the real question here is,

"What did you do to yourself/What is wrong with you that you need insurance?"

[Kirg]

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Its like 200 a month for shitty catastrophe coverage that i never use

[/ QUOTE ]

Would you rather be using it all the time? I'm sure you can get yourself into some catastrophies to fill the need.

[LargeCents]

[ QUOTE ]
i think the real question here is,

"What did you do to yourself/What is wrong with you that you need insurance?"

[/ QUOTE ]

This thread is hilarious. Thank you, OOT!

[kasey2004]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
i think the real question here is,

"What did you do to yourself/What is wrong with you that you need insurance?"

[/ QUOTE ]

This thread is hilarious. Thank you, OOT!

[/ QUOTE ]

What did i ever do before finding OOT ?

/images/graemlins/spade.gif Kasey /images/graemlins/spade.gif

[BK1248]

I got 3 leads that are not all that bad looking, ill bang anything my standards are not that high anyway, thx for the PMs guys.