No fat chicks

[11t]

So I am going to summer school at my university and I haven't met any good looking girls, just fat chicks. So here is my dilemna.

[Bradyams]

If only fat girls are around who is gonna find out about it? Ride on!

[Supersetoy]

Alcohol is your answer my friend.

[DemonDeac]

define fat

[James Boston]

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define fat

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[Joshssj4]

Fat girls need loving too... They just have to pay for it.

[11t]

Lets not say OBESE but bigger than chubby

[Voltron87]

a little chubby or fat?

because chubby chicks are easy, nothing wrong with a fun one when youre drunk

[FouTight]

naturally lubricated girl feels better then artificially lubricated hand almost 100% of the time, especially after a few beers.

[Homer]

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Lets not say OBESE but bigger than chubby

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I never thought I'd say this, but this thread truly is....useless without pics.

[Supersetoy]

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Lets not say OBESE but bigger than chubby

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Example: 5'6, 160 lbs.

[augie00]

Just do it. Close your eyes.

[DemonDeac]

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Lets not say OBESE but bigger than chubby

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meh, ill let it slide

[goofball]

as my friend mr. smith used to say

we're all god's children in the dark

[BK1248]

fat girls are like mopeds, they are fun to ride til ur friends see you on them

[Overdrive]

The bigger the cushion the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said!
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes my girls got 'em
Big bottom drives me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean?
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean!

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights

Big bottom Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drives me out of my mind
So how could I leave this behind?

[Rev. Good Will]

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Alcohol is your answer my friend.

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[Brain]

Combine the two and jerk off on the fat girls.

[gorie]

well, they do need the exercise.

[Sephus]

great song /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[Cancer Merchant]

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Lets not say OBESE but bigger than chubby

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Example: 5'6, 160 lbs.

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This is sub-warpig. Hop on and ride'em all summer.

[Arnfinn Madsen]

Hump them while secretly filming. Sell the films to some BBW-fetishist porn site and spend the money on some skinny hookers.

Then go jerk off, right hand is nice for variation /images/graemlins/smile.gif.

[JustSomeJackass]

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Combine the two and jerk off on the fat girls.

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nh

[PokerCat69]

Most American women are ugly!
(60% are overweight) that leaves 4 out of 10 that are slim/normal, but that says nothing for their face. Maybe 10% of the normal weight girls look good. Out of 100 average white girls only 4 look attractive.
I'm not just knocking American girls, up here in Canada its the same way.

[fluorescenthippo]

this thread is gross. the answer is jack off and its not even close.

how do you even get it up around a fat chick?

[Biloxi]

get in there and churn some butter

[Blarg]

Come to Los Angeles. Every homecoming queen has been coming here for almost a century to become movie stars. You'll never be in a place with more beautiful women. Your chances may not be great to get with the most beautiful girl in town if you're from back where they came from and there's hardly anybody like them, but when there are so many most beautiful girls in town already, and they're just breeding more for generations, there's a LOT of glory to go around and even average guys move way closer to the head of the line.

[rwperu34]

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this thread is gross. the answer is jack off and its not even close.

how do you even get it up around a fat chick?

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I usually have them rub me and lick me in the right spot.

wheres the option to jerk off to fat girls?

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wheres the option to jerk off to fat girls?

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i dont read replies

im selfish and say what i want after the first post

[runner4life7]

I couldnt agree more, and what makes this funnier, is this is my roommate and I didnt notice that till i hit reply...

[runner4life7]

and it appears my other roommate is on the post as well...so all 3 of us not only are poker losers but will not do fat chicks even if the other choice is the old righty.

[kasey2004]

Well 11t,

I would say mix in enough alcohol and dim the lights man.

/images/graemlins/spade.gif Kasey /images/graemlins/spade.gif

[TheCroShow]

Why is it that bigger girls are better at giving oral sex?
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Because they HAVE to! i'm here all week

[johnnybeef]

Nuthin beats a good thickie from time to time

[Macdaddy Warsaw]

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Why is it that bigger girls are better at giving oral sex?
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Because they HAVE to! i'm here all week

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Sadly, I've lost the image that goes with the saying, but the correct answer is

Because they're hungry

[warlockjd]

Combine 2 fat chicks and 1 gallon strong liquor and let nature take it's course.

[2+2 wannabe]

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how do you get it up around fat chicks

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[warlockjd]

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how do you get it up around fat chicks

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strong liquor

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[jakethebake]

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[fluorescenthippo]

thank god this thread doesnt have pics

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Combine 2 fat chicks and 1 gallon strong liquor and let nature take it's course.

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we could never be friends, you're a sick man and you need help.

[jakethebake]

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Combine 2 fat chicks and 1 gallon strong liquor and let nature take it's course.

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we could never be friends, you're a sick man and you need help.

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This is actually the correct response. Nothing sick about it at all.