Seltzer / Sparkling Water

[Ulysses]

My favorite beverages to drink in lieu of soda:

Calistoga Sparkling Water (http://www.calistogawater.com/products/) and Polar Seltzers (http://www.polarbev.com/html/body_mixers.html).

[bisonbison]

Con gas is nasty.

[asofel]

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My favorite beverages to drink in lieu of soda:

Calistoga Sparkling Water (http://www.calistogawater.com/products/) and Polar Seltzers (http://www.polarbev.com/html/body_mixers.html).

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mmm. diet polar half and half.

[IndieMatty]

Vintage Mandarin Seltzer.

[sfer]

Calistoga is unavailable in NYC. Neither is Tejava. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[rusellmj]

I like Tonic Water and with lime. Crisp and refreshing.

[PokerBob]

Newcaslte. Are all you guys candy-asses? SPARLKING WATER???? My god.

[bdk3clash]

How could you bring me seltzer when I clearly asked for salsa?

[Wintermute]

This post is about as straight as a hula hoop.

Cutting down on beer? Ditching fried foods? Drinking sparkling water? Time to take a look in the mirror.

[PokerBob]

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How could you bring me seltzer when I clearly asked for salsa?

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It's fun to say.

[swede123]

When I was sick to my stomach as a kid my mom used to give me this crap. I thought it was some kind of medicine, surely it has to be medicine if it's that unpleasant to drink. Then I grew up and I realized some people drink sparkling water even when they are not sick to their stomach. Weird...

Swede

[snappo]

i love seltzer

[sfer]

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This post is about as straight as a hula hoop.

Cutting down on beer? Ditching fried foods? Drinking sparkling water? Time to take a look in the mirror.

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I drink sparkling water, seltzer, cel-ray soda, tea (hot and cold), coffee, espresso, sometimes coffee or espresso with steamed milk, lemonade, Arnold Palmers, grape soda, root beer floats, tap water, bottled water, beer, whiskey always neat, that great little lemonade-lime-and bitters drink that's so prevalent in Australia/NZ, wine, and more. Please rate me on your hom-0-meter because your comment must have been serious. It certainly wasn't funny.

[bisonbison]

I drink sparkling water, seltzer, cel-ray soda, tea (hot and cold), coffee, espresso, sometimes coffee or espresso with steamed milk, lemonade, Arnold Palmers, grape soda, root beer floats, tap water, bottled water, beer, whiskey always neat, that great little lemonade-lime-and bitters drink that's so prevalent in Australia/NZ, wine, and more. Please rate me on your homophobe-0-meter because your comment must have been serious. It certainly wasn't funny.

Homometer is funnier than homophobe-O-meter. Especially if you emphasize the first syllable and say the rest fast: HO-mom-iter

That having been said: What is an Arnold Palmers?

[sfer]

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Homometer is funnier than homophobe-O-meter. Especially if you emphasize the first syllable and say the rest fast: HO-mom-iter

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Yeah, I recognized that and changed it before you wrote this.

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That having been said: What is an Arnold Palmers?

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Half iced tea, half lemonade.

[Wintermute]

I drink sparkling water, seltzer, cel-ray soda, tea (hot and cold), coffee, espresso, sometimes coffee or espresso with steamed milk, lemonade, Arnold Palmers, grape soda, root beer floats, tap water, bottled water, beer, whiskey always neat, that great little lemonade-lime-and bitters drink that's so prevalent in Australia/NZ, wine, and more. Please rate me on your hom-0-meter because your comment must have been serious. It certainly wasn't funny.


yawn.

the inevitable "I'm PC" post that sucks the fun out of a little good-natured ball breaking

[turnipmonster]

dude you drink a lot of weird stuff. beer, bourbon, water and espresso for me.

[sfer]

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the inevitable "I'm PC" post that sucks the fun out of a little good-natured ball breaking

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Then be funny next time, mmmm-kay?

[sfer]

Delicious bourbon, brownest of the brown liquors...

[swede123]

Don't let the queers get you down, man. Seltzer water is good for removing certain stains, beer is good for drinking!

Swede

[Wintermute]

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the inevitable "I'm PC" post that sucks the fun out of a little good-natured ball breaking

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Then be funny next time, mmmm-kay?

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I assure you, "straight as a hula hoop" elicited a laugh somewhere. Kudos on your finely-honed condescension, it couldn't be more painful.

[sfer]

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the inevitable "I'm PC" post that sucks the fun out of a little good-natured ball breaking

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Then be funny next time, mmmm-kay?

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I assure you, "straight as a hula hoop" elicited a laugh somewhere. Kudos on your finely-honed condescension, it couldn't be more painful.

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I guess you get the last word.

[Ulysses]

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This post is about as straight as a hula hoop.

Cutting down on beer? Ditching fried foods? Drinking sparkling water? Time to take a look in the mirror.

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I thought it was pretty funny myself. However, the post would have been an order of magnitude funnier had you just kept it a one line post. You'll get there.

FWIW, I also regularly drink gallons of beer and all manner of whiskey and wine. Coffee, regular, black and triple espresso as well.

[bisonbison]

I assure you, "straight as a hula hoop" elicited a laugh somewhere. Kudos on your finely-honed condescension, it couldn't be more painful.

Stop posting.

[Blarg]

Surprised to see sparkling water called gay. Seltzer water is kind of a way Jewish people have always loved water. I always thought of it as ethnic.

Sparkling water is kind of hard to get here in L.A., even the Schweppes kind. Sometimes supermarkets carry it, sometimes they don't, and many never do. I love the stuff myself. It makes water more fun to drink. Especially if it's flavored, you get the zap of soda without all the sugar and freaky chemicals.