How many would actually stick it in a woman's pooper?

[Lawrence Ng]

[Lawrence Ng]

If you chose no, explain why not.

Lawrence

[Pocket Trips]

wow its been so long since we had a thread on this topic... at least 3 or 4 days

[stabn]

I always use a condom when doing this.

[ThaSaltCracka]

seems sorta gross. Usually whenever I see it in a porno I usually just fast forward through it, doesn't appeal to me. Pussy is better anyways.

[kasey2004]

Sticking it in her pooper is overrated. Stick to the stinky pinky.

/images/graemlins/spade.gif Kasey /images/graemlins/spade.gif

[miajag81]

I have no plans to ever do it. It just doesn't turn me on. If I were with a really hot girl I liked a lot and she wanted me to do it, I'd consider it. But it'll probably never happen.

[tdarko]

there is nothing gross about anal (i am not talking about receiving for all you comedians), those who have done it know what i am talking about.

[ThaSaltCracka]

I don't care if it isn't gross, it just seems gross to me. Sorta like Tomatoes.

[Soul Daddy]

[ QUOTE ]
I don't care if it isn't gross, it just seems gross to me. Sorta like Tomatoes.

[/ QUOTE ]
If I were in high school, I'd consider using this as my Senior Quote.

[tdarko]

have you done it? don't knock it till' you've tried it.

i was unsure at first but an ex-ex gf was really into it (which honestly made me wonder about her /images/graemlins/smirk.gif) and once i realized it wasn't gross i was hooked. too bad most girls hate it.

[ThaSaltCracka]

why are you hooked on it?

[tdarko]

[ QUOTE ]
why are you hooked on it?

[/ QUOTE ]
change of pace. plus it feels good, but can't lie haven't done it in a few years b/c my gf hates it so i guess i am not really hooked anymore but i used to love it.

[ThaSaltCracka]

change of pace, lol, nice.

[johnnybeef]

[ QUOTE ]
Pussy is better anyways.

[/ QUOTE ]

[wacki]

Only if it's peachy. It's called "anger management".

/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[zephed]

If she wants it, I'll do it!

And if she doesn't, I'll still try.

[lighterjobs]

[ QUOTE ]
seems sorta gross. Usually whenever I see it in a porno I usually just fast forward through it, doesn't appeal to me. Pussy is better anyways.

[/ QUOTE ]

agreed. anyone who is tired of pussy is obviously gay.

[tdarko]

[ QUOTE ]


agreed. anyone who is tired of pussy is obviously gay.

[/ QUOTE ]

nobody said they were tired of pussy. so you know vaginal sex is still allowed if your having anal as well, i don't know if you are aware of this. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[Dantes]

the whole point of pooper-sticking is so you don't have to wear a condom. duh.

[Biloxi]

[ QUOTE ]
the whole point of pooper-sticking is so you don't have to wear a condom. duh.

[/ QUOTE ]

exactly
its hard to do with condom anyway

[MoreWineII]

It's not a regular thing, but as a change of pace occasionally it's cool. You're fine as long as you don't look down. If you can't see it, there is no poop.

Just wait til you're married, you'll be trying all sorts of different holes.

[Lawrence Ng]

[ QUOTE ]
the whole point of pooper-sticking is so you don't have to wear a condom. duh

[/ QUOTE ]

So you are not afraid of bacteria and feces all over your penis and getting into your peehole?

Lawrence

[Lawrence Ng]

[ QUOTE ]
Just wait til you're married, you'll be trying all sorts of different holes.

[/ QUOTE ]

Just exactly what other orifices are you referring to here?

Lawrence

[newfant]

I tried it one time and when I pulled out there was a little kernel of corn on Elmer the Overwhelmer.

[maxsick]

Only if she requested.

[maxsick]

[ QUOTE ]
Only if she requested.

[/ QUOTE ]
Or if she is having her period.

[gorie]

[ QUOTE ]
If you chose no, explain why not.

[/ QUOTE ]
i chose no because i'm a girl and don't really feel a need to stick something in a woman's pooper. at least not at the moment.

[theredpill9]

what about sticking something in your own ? Story please.

[gorie]

[ QUOTE ]
what about sticking something in your own ? Story please.

[/ QUOTE ]
you first.

[theredpill9]

I'm a guy. Are you a guy ?

[gorie]

[ QUOTE ]
I'm a guy. Are you a guy ?

[/ QUOTE ]
yes. but what does that have to do with anything ? i just want to hear stories about what you've stuck up your butt. don't be so difficult.

[PokerBob]

My friend has been after his wife to let him do this. She has told him that he can, as long as first she can pick out a cucumber and put it in his ass. He is considering it.

[PokerBob]

[ QUOTE ]
seems sorta gross. Usually whenever I see it in a porno I usually just fast forward through it, doesn't appeal to me. Pussy is better anyways.

[/ QUOTE ]

How would you know which is better if you haven't tried one of them? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[Bradyams]

I've never done it, but probably would.

I've been told by a couple people who have that if you do it, right when you are done just go straight to the shower, and don't look down.

[Luv2DriveTT]

What happens if she has let other guys do it before but won't let me. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

TT /images/graemlins/club.gif

[mslif]

[ QUOTE ]
What happens if she has let other guys do it before but won't let me. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

TT /images/graemlins/club.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

It means that yours is bigger!

[-Skeme-]

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/9615/untitled5tc.jpg

[Luv2DriveTT]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
What happens if she has let other guys do it before but won't let me. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

TT /images/graemlins/club.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

It means that yours is bigger!

[/ QUOTE ]

NICE....

TT /images/graemlins/club.gif

[ChipWrecked]

'Would'? Wtf do you mean, 'would'? Is the average oot age 12 or something?

[JinX11]

[ QUOTE ]
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/9615/untitled5tc.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

Quadruple word score!

[SomethingClever]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Just wait til you're married, you'll be trying all sorts of different holes.

[/ QUOTE ]

Just exactly what other orifices are you referring to here?

Lawrence

[/ QUOTE ]

Earfucking is so hot.

[wacki]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
what about sticking something in your own ? Story please.

[/ QUOTE ]
you first.

[/ QUOTE ]

If a woman wants to stick her finger my ass while I'm shagging her, I'm not going to turn her down.

[cokehead]

http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/250/y8266.gif

[Biloxi]

[ QUOTE ]


So you are not afraid of bacteria and feces all over your penis and getting into your peehole?



[/ QUOTE ]
Your mouth has MUCH more bacteria then down there
and there should not be any sh*t there unless its a nasty, dirty tramp.

[gorie]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]


So you are not afraid of bacteria and feces all over your penis and getting into your peehole?



[/ QUOTE ]
Your mouth has MUCH more bacteria then down there
and there should not be any sh*t there unless its a nasty, dirty tramp.

[/ QUOTE ]

"Enemas, douches and other cleaners will not be able to get all the germs and bacteria out of the rectum. Not only is anal sex facilitate the transmission of STDs better than any other form of sex, it can also cause urinary tract infections and other bacterial diseases. Latex protection is essential, and can offer additional slickness."
http://www.sexhealth.org/bettersex/anal.shtml

[Biloxi]

[ QUOTE ]

"Enemas, douches and other cleaners will not be able to get all the germs and bacteria out of the rectum. Not only is anal sex facilitate the transmission of STDs better than any other form of sex, it can also cause urinary tract infections and other bacterial diseases. Latex protection is essential, and can offer additional slickness."


[/ QUOTE ]

Mouth still has more bacteria. Your loss not mine

I like when ppl take the time to look stuff up LOL

[spamuell]

[ QUOTE ]

I like when ppl take the time to look stuff up LOL

[/ QUOTE ]

LOL these tards who care about their sexual health and not getting STDs rofl

[wacki]

Mouth still has more bacteria. Your loss not mine

I like when ppl take the time to look stuff up LOL


[ QUOTE ]
*** You are ignoring this user ***

[/ QUOTE ]

You said something really dumb. Gory corrected you with a link. You then said something even dumber.

Ignored for being a ridiculously stupid dumbass.

[gorie]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

"Enemas, douches and other cleaners will not be able to get all the germs and bacteria out of the rectum. Not only is anal sex facilitate the transmission of STDs better than any other form of sex, it can also cause urinary tract infections and other bacterial diseases. Latex protection is essential, and can offer additional slickness."


[/ QUOTE ]

Mouth still has more bacteria. Your loss not mine

I like when ppl take the time to look stuff up LOL

[/ QUOTE ]

all i'm saying is that he has a valid concern.

and i didn't look anything up, i have that page bookmarked, duh.

[Biloxi]

[ QUOTE ]


You said something really dumb. Gory corrected you with a link. You then said something even dumber.

Ignored for being a ridiculously stupid dumbass.

[/ QUOTE ]

who the hell chooses the moderators lmao

I clearly stated my fact and he gave a link to more info.
You really have that bookmarked? /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[gorie]

[ QUOTE ]

You really have that bookmarked? /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

you don't ? lmao

why do i get the impression you'd rather eat a turd than drink some spit ?

[Biloxi]

why the hell would u need that website? Did u not go to school with sex ed? guess not
98% of ppl on here have probably never seen that site.
"Hold on baby, let me go check the sexhealth website to be sure we are doing it right brb"

EDIT: if you are 16 or younger then i understand

[Biloxi]

[ QUOTE ]
I've never done it, but probably would.

I've been told by a couple people who have that if you do it, right when you are done just go straight to the shower, and don't look down.

[/ QUOTE ]

That is sick lol

[Biloxi]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I'm a guy. Are you a guy ?

[/ QUOTE ]
yes. but what does that have to do with anything ? i just want to hear stories about what you've stuck up your butt. don't be so difficult.

[/ QUOTE ]

[ QUOTE ]

i chose no because i'm a girl and don't really feel a need to stick something in a woman's pooper. at least not at the moment.

[/ QUOTE ]

You said ur a girl then you say ur a guy
wtf?

[gorie]

[ QUOTE ]
why the hell would u need that website?

[/ QUOTE ]
i thought it was a nice addition to my anal sex bookmark collection.

[Biloxi]

[ QUOTE ]

i thought it was a nice addition to my anal sex bookmark collection.

[/ QUOTE ]

well thats all u need to say, I stay away from that area as much as possible. But i have no problem with those who frequently enjoy it

have fun

[Sephus]

[ QUOTE ]
mouth still has more bacteria

[/ QUOTE ]

so you think because of this it's healthier to lick a girl's colon than to kiss her?

[gorie]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

i thought it was a nice addition to my anal sex bookmark collection.

[/ QUOTE ]

well thats all u need to say, I stay away from that area as much as possible. But i have no problem with those who frequently enjoy it

have fun

[/ QUOTE ]
your loss not mine LOL

[Biloxi]

[ QUOTE ]
so you think it's healthier to lick a girl's colon than to kiss her?

[/ QUOTE ]

as usual words are twisted on here, but i see your point.
Hell no, I never have and may never put my mouth there. I just stated a simple fact. Thats what this forum is all about, talking about dumb sh*t, and thats what we do. some ppl just start taking it too serious(dont mean you)

[Biloxi]

[ QUOTE ]

your loss not mine LOL

[/ QUOTE ]

hahaha u can have it

so r u girl or guy?

[Sephus]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
so you think it's healthier to lick a girl's colon than to kiss her?

[/ QUOTE ]

as usual words are twisted on here, but i see your point.
Hell no, I never have and may never put my mouth there. I just stated a simple fact. Thats what this forum is all about, talking about dumb sh*t, and thats what we do. some ppl just start taking it too serious(dont mean you)

[/ QUOTE ]

oh, i twisted your words. silly me, i assumed that when someone asked you if you were afraid of the feces and you replied that the mouth has more bacteria, you actually thought it was relevant. now i see that you knew all along it was completely irrelevant and it was only intended to confuse people. thanks for clearing that up and i'll try not to twist your words by directly quoting them in the future.

[Biloxi]

[ QUOTE ]
Your mouth has MUCH more bacteria then down there

[/ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
so you think it's healthier to lick a girl's colon than to kiss her?

[/ QUOTE ]

Direct quote huh... looks that way to me too
Never said anything about kiss or lick

Did not mean you were taken it serious last post, but you quickly alter that thought. lol

This thread is old let it drift away

[wacki]

Ya, that is why I ignored him. People like him do more harm than good when they are listened to. Not to mention being a complete waste of time. Either they are unintentionally stupid and believe what they say, or they are intentionally misleading people in a manner that they think is clever but is really childish, annoying, and just plain moronic.

Anyway they cut it they are still stupid.

[gorie]

[ QUOTE ]
Ya, that is why I ignored him. People like him do more harm than good when they are listened to. Not to mention being a complete waste of time. Either they are unintentionally stupid and believe what they say, or they are intentionally misleading people in a manner that they think is clever but is really childish, annoying, and just plain moronic.

Anyway they cut it they are still stupid.

[/ QUOTE ]
but they're fun to mock.

[Biloxi]

Until you disprove my factual statement stfu haha

Take a look at some of "the moderator's" posts. they are so helpful lol yet he's quick to point finger at others
some ppl spend waaay too much time infront of PCs /images/graemlins/smile.gif
RELAX

[hoopsie44]

Freud would have a field day with this thread.

[34TheTruth34]

[ QUOTE ]
i thought it was a nice addition to my anal sex bookmark collection

[/ QUOTE ]


your posts have really sucked over the last month or so, but I think you totally made up for it today.

[Lawrence Ng]

[ QUOTE ]
i chose no because i'm a girl and don't really feel a need to stick something in a woman's pooper. at least not at the moment.

[/ QUOTE ]

Have you actually ever had a man insert his pee pee inside your rectum? How do you know what it feels like then?

Lawrence

[Lawrence Ng]

[ QUOTE ]


If a woman wants to stick her finger my ass while I'm shagging her, I'm not going to turn her down.

[/ QUOTE ]

Actually, one of the most sensational pleasures is having the woman insert her finger inside the rectum to hit the male g-spot.

Lawrence

[Sephus]

this is what i quoted:

[ QUOTE ]
mouth still has more bacteria.

[/ QUOTE ]

this is what you said:

[ QUOTE ]
mouth still has more bacteria.

[/ QUOTE ]

that's what i meant when i said i directly quoted your words. i repeated verbatim (that means word for word) what you wrote previously (that means earlier), putting it a quote box (that's how you refer to what someone else has written) in my post.

[gorie]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
i thought it was a nice addition to my anal sex bookmark collection

[/ QUOTE ]


your posts have really sucked over the last month or so, but I think you totally made up for it today.

[/ QUOTE ]
thanks i like you too, wtf ? why do people feel the need to rate my posts. i thought we were past this. your posts must suck worse than mine since i don't even recognize you.

[Soul Daddy]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
i thought it was a nice addition to my anal sex bookmark collection

[/ QUOTE ]


your posts have really sucked over the last month or so, but I think you totally made up for it today.

[/ QUOTE ]
thanks i like you too, wtf ? why do people feel the need to rate my posts. i thought we were past this. your posts must suck worse than mine since i don't even recognize you.

[/ QUOTE ]
4 stars!

[mmbt0ne]

<B_Dids> but like, there's a reason gay guys do it
<B_Dids> it's gotta feel good

[ QUOTE ]
why do people feel the need to rate my posts.

[/ QUOTE ]

8 (1-10 scale)

[Roy Munson]

I believe the appropriate response is Everyone would.

[gorie]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
why do people feel the need to rate my posts.

[/ QUOTE ]

8 (1-10 scale)

[/ QUOTE ]

if i include pics of my boobs can i upgrade to a 10 ?

[joecash]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
why do people feel the need to rate my posts.

[/ QUOTE ]

8 (1-10 scale)

[/ QUOTE ]

if i include pics of my boobs can i upgrade to a 10 ?

[/ QUOTE ]


i think that's the wrong piece of anatomy for this thread. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Talk2BigSteve]

[ QUOTE ]
tired of pussy

[/ QUOTE ]

[ QUOTE ]
obviously gay

[/ QUOTE ]

Steve

[Biloxi]

[ QUOTE ]


so r u girl or guy?

[/ QUOTE ]

GORIE??????????????? you still havent answered

[Willluck]

I heard she was a guy.

[gorie]

[ QUOTE ]
I heard she was a guy.

[/ QUOTE ]

[Cunning Linguist]

[ QUOTE ]
I've been told by a couple people who have that if you do it, right when you are done just go straight to the shower, and don't look down.

[/ QUOTE ]

This is sick, and contrary to my only experience doing this. If you were trying to scare me out of trying it again, you may have succeeded.

[34TheTruth34]

[ QUOTE ]
thanks i like you too, wtf ?

[/ QUOTE ]

it was a compliment, albeit a backhanded one.

[ QUOTE ]
your posts must suck worse than mine since i don't even recognize you.

[/ QUOTE ]

yes, but I am not an OOT legend, so there's no pressure on me to perform...

[asofel]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
why do people feel the need to rate my posts.

[/ QUOTE ]

8 (1-10 scale)

[/ QUOTE ]

if i include pics of my boobs can i upgrade to a 10 ?

[/ QUOTE ]


i think that's the wrong piece of anatomy for this thread. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

she gave us a chance and you blew it /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[gorie]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
your posts must suck worse than mine since i don't even recognize you.

[/ QUOTE ]

yes, but I am not an OOT legend, so there's no pressure on me to perform...

[/ QUOTE ]

it's a scary thing, i figure since pokerjo was every guys favorite female poster, the closer i come to meeting the expectations of OOT the closer i am to being a man.

i dunno, people can rate my posts and tell me they suck, and then pat me on the back for the rare good ones all they want. however, to me it only means they aren't cool enough to appreciate my awesomeness, and they just like pointing out the fact that they're lame for not recognizing it. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[wacki]

I like you gorie. I thought many of your posts in this thread were excellent.


This nugget:

[ QUOTE ]

it's a scary thing, i figure since pokerjo was every guys favorite female poster, the closer i come to meeting the expectations of OOT the closer i am to being a man.

[/ QUOTE ]

was aswesome! Ok... wacki now commences with his 1 week sabbatical.

[theredpill9]

Gorie,

Just give us a "Hi. I'm a girl and I'm masturbating right now" thread every now and then and I think at least 70 % of us will like you . Also, a picture would be nice, too.

[Lawrence Ng]

[ QUOTE ]
it's a scary thing, i figure since pokerjo was every guys favorite female poster, the closer i come to meeting the expectations of OOT the closer i am to being a man.

i dunno, people can rate my posts and tell me they suck, and then pat me on the back for the rare good ones all they want. however, to me it only means they aren't cool enough to appreciate my awesomeness, and they just like pointing out the fact that they're lame for not recognizing it.

[/ QUOTE ]

Honestly, who cares if you are truly a girl or not. If you are, hurray. If not, then "wow u R NaWT a gurl? OMGODZORSWTFPN ME Ke Ke Ke < l33t!!! "

Having played so many mmorpgs over the years, it's not that hard, especially over the anonymity of the Internet to mask one's true sex. I play DaoC, WoW, and Guild Wars and all my toons are female. They all find groups and some noobs like those on 2+2 seriously believe I am female IRL (in real life)

You will be judged on the quality of your posts, content and ultimately how not stupid you are. If you wanna be judged by the size of your tits and how many 2+2 boners you can crank up, then you shall be judged for what you are - a tard.

Lawrence

[StacysMom]

Anal is the nuts, If u dont want fecal matter on you just dont thrust all the way. I forget the name, and am too lazy to look it up, but basically unless someone is having pooping problems there is no poop in the last 3 or so inches of their lower intestine (anus?). And i also sugest being on bottom, while you're getting riddn' to slip a finger up there. Drives alot of girls insane! And you can feel ur own member through a few layers of flesh which is also kinda hot.

[gorie]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
it's a scary thing, i figure since pokerjo was every guys favorite female poster, the closer i come to meeting the expectations of OOT the closer i am to being a man.

i dunno, people can rate my posts and tell me they suck, and then pat me on the back for the rare good ones all they want. however, to me it only means they aren't cool enough to appreciate my awesomeness, and they just like pointing out the fact that they're lame for not recognizing it.

[/ QUOTE ]

Honestly, who cares if you are truly a girl or not. If you are, hurray. If not, then "wow u R NaWT a gurl? OMGODZORSWTFPN ME Ke Ke Ke < l33t!!! "

Having played so many mmorpgs over the years, it's not that hard, especially over the anonymity of the Internet to mask one's true sex. I play DaoC, WoW, and Guild Wars and all my toons are female. They all find groups and some noobs like those on 2+2 seriously believe I am female IRL (in real life)

You will be judged on the quality of your posts, content and ultimately how not stupid you are. If you wanna be judged by the size of your tits and how many 2+2 boners you can crank up, then you shall be judged for what you are - a tard.

Lawrence

[/ QUOTE ]

buffs plz.!

the post you're replying to obviously explains that i don't care, i'm not sure what you're going on about all of that for. i don't think it was in reference to me. i agree, though.

however it's still retarded to point out someones post quality every 10 posts to keep them up to date on what you think.

boner, plz.

[The once and future king]

English slang refers to those that have had anal sex as having earned their brown wings.

E.g.

"Have you got your brown wings yet?"
"My gf wont let me get my brown wings, I will try to get them when she is drunk"

Even if you dont wont to do it, you have to as it is a badge of honour amongst true men.

I got my brownwings in yankland to partly revenge our loss during the Yankland war of Independence.

I dont actualy think this but am trying to develop an OOT persona.

[dtbog]

[ QUOTE ]
If you can't see it, there is no poop.

[/ QUOTE ]

[ QUOTE ]
Just wait til you're married, you'll be trying all sorts of different holes.

[/ QUOTE ]


post of the year

[OtisTheMarsupial]

Are you kidding?
This thread is ridiculous.

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
if i include pics of my boobs can i upgrade to a 10 ?

[/ QUOTE ]

*sigh*

[gorie]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
if i include pics of my boobs can i upgrade to a 10 ?

[/ QUOTE ]

*sigh*

[/ QUOTE ]
hm?

[asofel]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
if i include pics of my boobs can i upgrade to a 10 ?

[/ QUOTE ]

*sigh*

[/ QUOTE ]
hm?

[/ QUOTE ]

by sigh i believe jake meant "gorie talks a lot of [censored] and never follows through on all her arrogant notions", and me, i think you should prove him wrong /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[gorie]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
if i include pics of my boobs can i upgrade to a 10 ?

[/ QUOTE ]

*sigh*

[/ QUOTE ]
hm?

[/ QUOTE ]

by sigh i believe jake meant "gorie talks a lot of [censored] and never follows through on all her arrogant notions", and me, i think you should prove him wrong /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

isn't he suppose to be smarter than that ?

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
isn't he suppose to be smarter than that ?

[/ QUOTE ]

I don't know how smart or stupid I'm supposed to be, but I do like boobies.

[asofel]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
isn't he suppose to be smarter than that ?

[/ QUOTE ]

I don't know how smart or stupid I'm supposed to be, but I do like boobies.

[/ QUOTE ]

i rest my case /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[beerbandit]

i have and dont really care for --- havent had a pussy that wasnt tight enough