How does the rating scale for women work?

[Vish]

That is, when you say a woman is an "5" or a "9", what do you mean exactly? Please provide descriptions and/or pictures for the scale.

[Victor]

i go by 0 or 1. it saves confusion and eliminates needless debate.

[7ontheline]

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i go by 0 or 1. it saves confusion and eliminates needless debate.

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Ah, the binary scale, also known as "Would I hit that?"

[kerssens]

Letter grades are easy. That way, all D- and aboves are passable.

[fluorescenthippo]

the scale has to balance out, an equal number of 4s and 6s, 3s and 7s, etc. 5 is average chick. 1s and 10s are both very rare. ive seen probably 3 10s in my entire life. 9s and 2s are are less rare but almost equal to the 10s and 1s. 8s and 7s are your normal hot girls that arent way out of most guys leagues. 6s are just doable.

[fluorescenthippo]

ill try and find some pictures or make some comparisons shortly to clarify

[SackUp]

I got on a scale of 1-10, but only 6-10 really count.

1-5 = garbage and is essentialy the "how ugly is she scale"

6 = I hit if Really drunk and no one saw me

7 = I'd take out in public and then hook up

8 = I'd date

9 = Hot and cool enough to marry

10 = super hot, something that truly fits at the top of the scale and I probably don't have a chance in hell with unless number 6 worked in reverse /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[fluorescenthippo]

a little more to add here. my friends and I have poker related lingo that fits in well.

two attractive ladies walking down the street may be called pocket 7s or pocket 8s. say one is a 7 and the other is an 8 and they both are blondes. now we have 87 suited. off course if one is brunette then its 87 offsuit.

what if these ladies are right behind you and you want to tell your friend where they are? if you say dude, 87 suited 6 o'clock, they might hear you.
enter the directional naming system. everything is related to the 12 days of christmas song. in the above example its, dude 87 suited, geese a-laying. piece of cake

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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a little more to add here. my friends and I have poker related lingo that fits in well.

two attractive ladies walking down the street may be called pocket 7s or pocket 8s. say one is a 7 and the other is an 8 and they both are blondes. now we have 87 suited. off course if one is brunette then its 87 offsuit.

what if these ladies are right behind you and you want to tell your friend where they are? if you say dude, 87 suited 6 o'clock, they might hear you.
enter the directional naming system. everything is related to the 12 days of christmas song. in the above example its, dude 87 suited, geese a-laying. piece of cake

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This is the gayest, most retarted thing I've heard a moran say in a long long long time.

It is more than deserving of this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v638/pwarcham/OOTtub.jpg

[DMBFan23]

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what if these ladies are right behind you and you want to tell your friend where they are? if you say dude, 87 suited 6 o'clock, they might hear you.
enter the directional naming system. everything is related to the 12 days of christmas song. in the above example its, dude 87 suited, geese a-laying. piece of cake

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yeah I wouldn't want them hearing me say "6' o clock". So instead I'll say "geese a laying" and then they'll surely want to do me.

word.

[SmileyEH]

Patrick is right. That is some retarded [censored] you and your homies came up with.

-SmileyEH

[Yeti]

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a little more to add here. my friends and I have poker related lingo that fits in well.

two attractive ladies walking down the street may be called pocket 7s or pocket 8s. say one is a 7 and the other is an 8 and they both are blondes. now we have 87 suited. off course if one is brunette then its 87 offsuit.

what if these ladies are right behind you and you want to tell your friend where they are? if you say dude, 87 suited 6 o'clock, they might hear you.
enter the directional naming system. everything is related to the 12 days of christmas song. in the above example its, dude 87 suited, geese a-laying. piece of cake

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Totally 1.4. This is a sure-fire way to hotwire.

[MoreWineII]

Here's one man's guide, take it for what it's worth.

1: Lassie
http://www.lassie.net/las9headgif.gif

2: Joan Rivers (present day)

http://scotlandtoday.scottishtv.co.uk/content/mediaassets/images/joan-rivers-2.jpg

3: This chick

http://myspace-514.vo.llnwd.net/00117/41/58/117558514_l.jpg

4: Melissa Rivers

http://www.momsonthemove.tv/20030905/images/dd_emmys1.jpg

5: Ellen Degeneres (she gets a bonus point or two for eating muff)

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9903/26/edtv/ellen.degeneres.jpg

6: Holly Marie Combs

http://www.thewb.com/THEWB/Images/Dynamic/i1/CH-HCombs-A_2x3_240.jpg

7: Allyson Hannigan

http://www.posters.ws/images/841849/alyson_hannigan.jpg

8: Alyssa Milano and/or Rose McGowan (together they become a 16, think about that)

http://imagecache.allposters.com/images/74/039_40552.jpg

http://worldofcharmed.free.fr/Rose_Mcgowan_1_17.jpg

9: Jessica Biel

http://www.rit.edu/~tmc9525/images/Jessica%20Biel.jpg

10: Jessica Alba / Elisha Cuthbert

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/tv_pix/emmys/emmy_awards_2002_photos/elisha_cuthbert/emmy.jpg http://www.jessica-alba.ws/swap/imgswp_11.jpg

[swede123]

Not bad.

[Guy Incognito]

I think you have to separate it into two distinct categories: above neck and below neck. There are plenty of above neck 7s with below neck 3, and vice versa.

[fluorescenthippo]

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what if these ladies are right behind you and you want to tell your friend where they are? if you say dude, 87 suited 6 o'clock, they might hear you.
enter the directional naming system. everything is related to the 12 days of christmas song. in the above example its, dude 87 suited, geese a-laying. piece of cake

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yeah I wouldn't want them hearing me say "6' o clock". So instead I'll say "geese a laying" and then they'll surely want to do me.

word.

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it just makes the whole situation more funny i think. im not saying this will help your chances with them or anything.

[PokerProdigy]

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a little more to add here. my friends and I have poker related lingo that fits in well.

two attractive ladies walking down the street may be called pocket 7s or pocket 8s. say one is a 7 and the other is an 8 and they both are blondes. now we have 87 suited. off course if one is brunette then its 87 offsuit.

what if these ladies are right behind you and you want to tell your friend where they are? if you say dude, 87 suited 6 o'clock, they might hear you.
enter the directional naming system. everything is related to the 12 days of christmas song. in the above example its, dude 87 suited, geese a-laying. piece of cake

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This is the gayest, most retarted thing I've heard a moran say in a long long long time.

It is more than deserving of this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v638/pwarcham/OOTtub.jpg

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LOL /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Hilarious Pic /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[siccjay]

Nice!

I'd switch 4 and 5 and then 8 with 9, but good none the less.

[beerbandit]

[censored] able

not [censored] able


only 2% of the womens population of the world make up the second group

[wayabvpar]

Nice work. I would probably switch Ellen D and Melissa Rivers. Also, you could use Rosie O'Donnell in Lassie's place.

[RacersEdge]

Pretty good - I would bump up that Holly chick from Charmed to a 7...

and maybe flip Lassie and Joan..

[MoreWineII]

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and maybe flip Lassie and Joan..

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haha

[fluorescenthippo]

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Patrick is right. That is some retarded [censored] you and your homies came up with.

-SmileyEH

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haha yes it is. when you like being really immature and acting like an idiot with your friends it makes for a good time. which is actually quite often for me.

[asofel]

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Patrick is right. That is some retarded [censored] you and your homies came up with.

-SmileyEH

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haha yes it is. when you like being really immature and acting like an idiot with your friends it makes for a good time. which is actually quite often for me.

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yeah, i actually thought that was pretty amusing. this isn't a "take yourself seriously code" [censored] like rocks and rings. imagine being able to say "maids milking a huge pair"...

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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Patrick is right. That is some retarded [censored] you and your homies came up with.

-SmileyEH

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haha yes it is. when you like being really immature and acting like an idiot with your friends it makes for a good time. which is actually quite often for me.

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yeah, i actually thought that was pretty amusing. this isn't a "take yourself seriously code" [censored] like rocks and rings. imagine being able to say "maids milking a huge pair"...

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No. There is no context under which this is remotely cool or even non-retarted.

[MikeL05]

Yeah Alyssa Milano is definitely an 8.

[goofball]

seriosuly folks.

mean of 5, StDev of 1.5 and we're done.




the binary scale is fine, as is the beer scale (how many beers before i would <font color="black">[censored]</font> her (although this one's a little lopsided).

[david050173]

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Nice work. I would probably switch Ellen D and Melissa Rivers. Also, you could use Rosie O'Donnell in Lassie's place.

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If I was Lassie I would be pissed off at getting replaced by Rosie... /images/graemlins/grin.gif