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ChipWrecked
07-08-2005, 09:26 PM
Coming back to 2+2 after my walk back to Houston and discovering how raunchy OOT is has been fun.

One of the best things is seeing what you youngsters call ugly women.

'Skeeterhawk' is perfect for a skinny, burned out crank whore. Now I see 'warpig' which cracks me up.

Got any others?

drdre2001mm
07-08-2005, 09:27 PM
I usually call them ugly.

ChipWrecked
07-08-2005, 09:32 PM
Close, but no cigar. I was expecting 'your mother'.

gunt
07-08-2005, 09:37 PM
a mutt
a ball licker

ClaytonN
07-08-2005, 09:37 PM
pokerjo

mslif
07-08-2005, 09:41 PM
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pokerjo

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Best answer yet!

AJo Go All In
07-08-2005, 09:44 PM
Mrs. Strasser?

fluxrad
07-08-2005, 09:46 PM
You mean an ugly chick but with a nice body?

That's a butterface.

ChipWrecked
07-08-2005, 09:54 PM
We got one of those at work. She's a sweetheart, and I could walk down the hall behind her all day... but when she turns around *shudder*

GrooveNougat
07-08-2005, 10:01 PM
For a tall, ugly one, we say she's a gangly-lookin' yardbird.

mmbt0ne
07-08-2005, 10:11 PM
kurosh's girlfriend.

Recliner
07-08-2005, 10:21 PM
anti-boner

ClassicBob
07-08-2005, 10:29 PM
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You mean an ugly chick but with a nice body?

That's a butterface.

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AKA "God's cruel trick."

Vote4Pedro
07-08-2005, 10:30 PM
its known as a "Renob"

Stuck
07-08-2005, 10:49 PM
hippocrocapig

PhatTBoll
07-08-2005, 11:02 PM
swamp donkey

Vote4Pedro
07-08-2005, 11:10 PM
Bengal: cool uniform, ugly helmet

Shoe
07-08-2005, 11:12 PM
There was this really fat girl in college that we used to call workout girl.

MoreWineII
07-08-2005, 11:14 PM
skank, pig, [censored]' ugly bitch

thatpfunk
07-08-2005, 11:21 PM
worthless.

masse75
07-08-2005, 11:29 PM
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Bengal: cool uniform, ugly helmet

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Possibly one of the funniest things I've heard.

tonypaladino
07-08-2005, 11:51 PM
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Close, but no cigar. I was expecting 'your mother'.

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I clicked on the tread hoping no one had said it yet.

TONY

tonypaladino
07-08-2005, 11:53 PM
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You mean an ugly chick but with a nice body?

That's a butterface.

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There was one of those at my college. We called her the car wreck, a terrible tragedy, but it's hard not to stare.

Vote4Pedro
07-08-2005, 11:58 PM
haha, first time ive ever heard that

M2d
07-09-2005, 12:10 AM
slumpbuster

Talk2BigSteve
07-09-2005, 12:12 AM
CumDumpster

Steve

siccjay
07-09-2005, 12:17 AM
Mudduck

tpir90036
07-09-2005, 01:52 AM
My friends and I usually go with "broke" or "busted"....and no, they are not gamblers. These can be extended to "flat broke" and "completely busted" for the more hideous chicks.

Vote4Pedro
07-09-2005, 01:59 AM
"beat" is another word I use to describe an ugly or trashy chick

dlk9s
07-09-2005, 02:01 AM
Nickels.

As in, "She looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of nickels."

JaBlue
07-09-2005, 02:02 AM
used to be butter face, but that's just "But her face" AKA she has a nice body but an ugly face

Blarg
07-09-2005, 02:03 AM
Basset hound is good for the ones with jowls or droopy faces.

Beach ball and scarecrow are good for body comments.

Butterface might be the best name ever, but it's been mentioned already.

ChipWrecked
07-09-2005, 02:31 AM
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used to be butter face, but that's just "But her face" AKA she has a nice body but an ugly face

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Ah, ty, ni han.

hoopsie44
07-09-2005, 11:07 AM
A two bagger. Just in case the first bag breaks.

beerbandit
07-09-2005, 11:17 AM
[censored] [censored] [censored] scab ugly [censored] bitch

ChoicestHops
07-09-2005, 11:23 AM
"That girl's foul"

mason55
07-09-2005, 11:51 AM
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You mean an ugly chick but with a nice body?

That's a butterface.

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http://www.boogie-blog.com/butterface.jpg

TheTROLL
07-09-2005, 12:04 PM
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You mean an ugly chick but with a nice body?

That's a butterface.

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http://www.boogie-blog.com/butterface.jpg

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nh

David04
07-09-2005, 12:08 PM
Whatever I have to call her in order to SIIHP.

SippinSoma
07-09-2005, 01:29 PM
A brute. If she's a butterface, I call her a plastic bagger - so no one has to see her again after I'm done with her.

BeerMoney
07-09-2005, 01:45 PM
warpig

PokerNoob
07-09-2005, 02:57 PM
Mud fence.
Coyote.

Wintermute
07-09-2005, 02:58 PM
slam-pig

astroglide
07-09-2005, 04:42 PM
hosebeast

Blarg
07-09-2005, 10:03 PM
Dumptruck.

gorie
07-09-2005, 10:08 PM
probably whatever her name is.

Roy Munson
07-09-2005, 10:29 PM
After many drinks I tend to call them Sweetheart.

ddollevoet
07-10-2005, 12:16 AM
Wilma

mostsmooth
07-10-2005, 12:55 AM
last resort

NoTalent
07-10-2005, 11:54 AM
"nice"

PatJ
07-10-2005, 02:49 PM
"looks like someone lit her face on fire then put it out with a shovel."