Funniest note you have on someone

[UATrewqaz]

I'm sure ya'll have put down hillarious notes on people, it helps me to not tilt putting down some sort of clever insult on a person's note.

Here's mine!

******: idiot, play money fool, [censored] with whenever possible

[VoraciousReader]

I have one that says something like: "Table coach/total prick. Says stars not rndm but still plays? Never sees flush/straight draws."

[Rasputin]

My funniest is "utter freakin' moron" which really aint that funny.

[flopwell]

F'ing moron goes to the river with anything, B#$%$%d owes me 20BB. Must cut from the herd and fleece at least 3x.

[MrWookie47]

I think I have you beat in the unfunny category. Here's the best I can muster

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donkb T squat into PFR
sp F'd trips to R
c/r R nothing

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[VBM]

:-(

[DeathDonkey]

I need a macro for adding a note to a player that says "bad, chases, dont bluff!" as I write it for like half my opponents. Somehow I need that "dont bluff!" at the end to remind me not to try a move against them, my inner LAG seeps through again I suppose.

-DeathDonkey

[shadow29]

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XXXXXX~{{VP 90 - PFR 35 AF 0.9 - CCPF 10 - TH 1667 WF-R 12 - CR 4.0 - WSD 52 AF-F 0.8 - AF-T 1.2 - AF-R 0.9 FSB 0 - FBB 0 - FBB-HU 0 RAISE WITH 76s(1) T4s(1) J8s(1) J9s(1) QJs(1) K6s(1) KTo(1) LAST SEEN 6/29/05}}>

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rofl

[evans075]

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XXXXXX~{{VP 90 - PFR 35 AF 0.9 - CCPF 10 - TH 1667 WF-R 12 - CR 4.0 - WSD 52 AF-F 0.8 - AF-T 1.2 - AF-R 0.9 FSB 0 - FBB 0 - FBB-HU 0 RAISE WITH 76s(1) T4s(1) J8s(1) J9s(1) QJs(1) K6s(1) KTo(1) LAST SEEN 6/29/05} }>

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rofl

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Now thats classic!

[GrunchCan]

ca-ching! worst player ever.

[shermn27]

Donation, Donation, Donation - On a guy who called me down three times in 30 minutes with a Q high. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[nomadtla]

table/coach who teaches people to cc w/ QXs in EP but makes fun of those who raise better

[Greg J]

95/50/0.3

"My own personal ATM"

[SteveL91]

I think I have a few that say something to the extent of: "f*cking awful. appears to be mildly retarded. douchebag."

Most of my notes just contain some combination of expletives and "awful." Yes, I need anger management.

[Jaran]

"donkorific"

-Jaran

[nomadtla]

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appears to be mildly retarded

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Now that's (explitive) funny I don't care who you are. But yeah the anger management might not be a bad idea for you.

[zuluking]

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XXXXXX~{{VP 90 - PFR 35 AF 0.9 - CCPF 10 - TH 1667 WF-R 12 - CR 4.0 - WSD 52 AF-F 0.8 - AF-T 1.2 - AF-R 0.9 FSB 0 - FBB 0 - FBB-HU 0 RAISE WITH 76s(1) T4s(1) J8s(1) J9s(1) QJs(1) K6s(1) KTo(1) LAST SEEN 6/29/05}}>

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easypete?

[shadow29]

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XXXXXX~{{VP 90 - PFR 35 AF 0.9 - CCPF 10 - TH 1667 WF-R 12 - CR 4.0 - WSD 52 AF-F 0.8 - AF-T 1.2 - AF-R 0.9 FSB 0 - FBB 0 - FBB-HU 0 RAISE WITH 76s(1) T4s(1) J8s(1) J9s(1) QJs(1) K6s(1) KTo(1) LAST SEEN 6/29/05}}>

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easypete?

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You would think, but since I saw that guy on 29 June and easypete's been dead (presumably) for two weeks, I guess we'll have to assume that it's Jan.

[McGahee]

Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed) converter (http://www.selachian.com/tools/bisonconverter/hhconverter.cgi)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A/images/graemlins/diamond.gif, J/images/graemlins/club.gif. MP posts a blind of $1. CO posts a blind of $1. UTG posts a blind of $1.
UTG (poster) calls, MP (poster) checks, CO (poster) checks, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, BB calls, UTG calls, MP calls, CO calls.

Flop: (11 SB) 8/images/graemlins/heart.gif, 7/images/graemlins/spade.gif, K/images/graemlins/club.gif <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG checks, MP checks, <font color="#CC3333">CO bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, BB folds, UTG folds, MP folds, CO calls.

Turn: (7.50 BB) 7/images/graemlins/diamond.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, CO calls.

River: (9.50 BB) A/images/graemlins/heart.gif <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, CO calls.

Final Pot: 11.50 BB

CO: LOL!!!
CO: Nice catch dipxxx
Hero: Thanks, you have a raise button ya know.

Hero's notes: Whining loser, possibly gay.

[smb394]

Note to self: buddylist now!

[Watain]

my notes are in danish... but translated i have one:

"suicidal or really really drunk"

He had like 98/98 over 70 hands.

[WordWhiz]

God, before I discovered Poker Tracker, I used to drive myself crazy trying to keep notes on everyone at the table. It was really a waste of time too, because a good 99% of my notes simply read "moron" "idiot" "fish" "loser" "cretin" "dumbass" or some variety thereof. Now I just look at my PT stats and start drooling when I see players with VPIP's higher than their IQ's.

[tor]

"friggin idiot bitches about string betting online"

[Entity]

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XXXXXX~{{VP 90 - PFR 35 AF 0.9 - CCPF 10 - TH 1667 WF-R 12 - CR 4.0 - WSD 52 AF-F 0.8 - AF-T 1.2 - AF-R 0.9 FSB 0 - FBB 0 - FBB-HU 0 RAISE WITH 76s(1) T4s(1) J8s(1) J9s(1) QJs(1) K6s(1) KTo(1) LAST SEEN 6/29/05}}&gt;

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rofl

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If that was $.5/1, that could be notes on me, but I don't think I'm that passive.