Top 10 Funniest Names

[naphand]

Let's lighten things up a bit today, I noticed a player on Party whose handle was "RiverRampage" which made me laugh. I see quite a few funny names, so why not run a poll? Maybe even message the winner... /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

ONLY 1 VOTE EACH FOLKS

Post what you think is the funniest/wittiest/coolest handle for a player you have seen then I will set up a poll to vote for the "Bozo of the Year" or whatever we want to call it.

My vote goes to: <font color="red">Chillasaurus</font>

[Willluck]

i_luv_DOGGY is a funny name...I wonder who that is.
?

[trentcroad]

I saw a guy with partyisrigged

[IGMorton]

FusterCluck

[donger]

IbuttsexU gets my vote. Wish I had thought of it first.

[Kimmo]

for some reason i find "MiddleAgeMan" funny.

[Justin A]

[ QUOTE ]
I saw a guy with partyisrigged

[/ QUOTE ]

This is a 2+2er.

[naphand]

You guys are obsessed...what is it with anal in the USA? /images/graemlins/grin.gif /images/graemlins/ooo.gif /images/graemlins/blush.gif /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[stigmata]

I once saw Ferris__B sitting next to Ed_Rooney, which made me chuckle.

[Acesover8s]

BergenIsGay

[stripsqueez]

i agree nap - i'm way bored with bottom obssessed american handles

i smiled the first time i played against fatwanker

i know chillasaurus from the 15/30 6 max not that i've seen him there for a while - i take it you spotted him in the 5/10 which probably makes sense - i would only remember the name if he was decent or more likely a big chook

personally i think having trentcroad for a handle is a tad bizarre - admirable perhaps but not exactly the choice of a winner - spidereveritt i could understand, maybe markwilliams ?

stripsqueez - chickenhawk

[Escape]

Onedayelephant is one of my favourites.

[sublime]

saw a guy(?) at 5/10

iluvdac0ck

[Wynton]

Dentalfloss.

I only saw this guy once, and it was at stars. His avatar also was a photo of dental floss. Don't know why I found this so humorous. Perhaps it was because it was the most mundane object I could imagine, which conveyed absolutely no information whatsoever about the player.

[obithrawn]

idfurmomLOL gets my vote.

[Guy McSucker]

[ QUOTE ]

Don't know why I found this so humorous.


[/ QUOTE ]

For what it's worth, it's got me audibly chuckling right now. "LOL" I suppose.

Guy.

[benping16]

kneegrow69

[aslowjoe]

I once sat at a table on Crypto with Saddam and Himler. Later that evening on the same was Castro. All were LAGs.

[I Play 2 Ski]

sitting next to VickRulz

[sthief09]

Jeter_Loves_LilBoys

[rory]

i have always liked IHATEMONEY and IHATETWOPLUSTWOERS.

[SomethingClever]

This is one I was considering using, but haven't yet.

AnuragToRiches

Feel free to take it.

[thuja]

Or how about DIKSHIT ?

[gfu18]

on party I've seen PokerInTheRear

[stigmata]

[ QUOTE ]
on party I've seen PokerInTheRear

[/ QUOTE ]

hilarous. i just don't know how they come up with them.

[ QUOTE ]
You guys are obsessed...what is it with anal in the USA? /images/graemlins/grin.gif /images/graemlins/ooo.gif /images/graemlins/blush.gif /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Either the blue-staters lax decadent morals, or the red-staters repressed sexuality leaking out. Take your pick.

[shermn27]

I saw one on party named "NoBadBeatsPlease" Reminded me of that game show Press Your Luck. I imagined the guy sitting there when the river came out going "No Bad Beats, No Bad Beats, STOP!"

[EvanJC]

any handle that follows the formula Bigxxxxxxx. check your database. its amazing. USA.

[wrto4556]

FeltMyNutz is creative.

[MVicuna]

To_Blave

For all you "The Princess Bride" fans out there....

[djoyce003]

i saw one last night named mefartsmelly

[btspider]

[ QUOTE ]
To_Blave

For all you "The Princess Bride" fans out there....

[/ QUOTE ]

heh.. nice one.. poker related as well.

i've played w/:

SSHHIIPPIITT

[smacksoup]

favorite so far on Party is heeeeeeeyyyyy or something like that. brings to mind the sound (also... what does a gay horse eat for dinner?)

[tansoku]

Funniest

NoMuff2Tuff

Funniest without meaning to be:

DuckPoker (picture of a duck on his avatar on stars).

Honorable mention:
TurdPolish
Bonusaur

[iluzion]

[ QUOTE ]
any handle that follows the formula Bigxxxxxxx. check your database. its amazing. USA.

[/ QUOTE ]

Omg.. you wern't kidding.

[hobbsmann]

[ QUOTE ]
favorite so far on Party is heeeeeeeyyyyy or something like that. brings to mind the sound (also... what does a gay horse eat for dinner?)

[/ QUOTE ]
nice.

[naphand]

[ QUOTE ]
TurdPolish...Bonusaur

[/ QUOTE ]

I had almost given up hope of seeing anything remotely funny...or witty...I have given up expecting anything clever.

For all you anal fans I happened to notice:

basti81

go figure for yourselves...

[9cao]

People in the office are looking at me funny because of my immature, roaring laughter.

[BB_Specials]

I'm sitting next to FuttBucker right now at FTP.

[pshabi]

UPAY4MYWEED - I'm sure that hits home for a few of us

I also liked on that was something like: VP$IP19PFR10 or something like that.

[jrobb83]

My favorite names involve terrible players whose name implies they play professionally.

On an unrelated note, I am playing with Yeast_Infctn right now.

[Buck_65]

pusy_shaver has my number.

[kdog]

The one that always cracked me up is CupidStunt. On Paradise I think.

[DMBFan23]

ballsshowing is at a table of mine right now

[intensify1]

i have played with him, lol. I ran across this name, JUSTFARTED.

[qsdaddy]

IseeuraDonk isn't bad......

[felson]

Hoponkok. So playful, and yet so wrong.

[MasterShakes]

FoldoBaggins

[brick]

today I saw

Full_X_Grind

and

DERB_

[btspider]

i saw "urmyjob" today... great stuff.

[bcblack]

Urinetrouble

[tj68]

BigGayClown

[wsop21]

i saw this guys name on party urfreshfish

[Matty]

humpingchips made me chuckle...

[Willluck]

there is a TAG on party name rigged14, I thought it was funny.

[Alobar]

6uldv8

[bobbyi]

[ QUOTE ]
UPAY4MYWEED

[/ QUOTE ]
That's awesome.

[Schneids]

[ QUOTE ]
BergenIsGay

[/ QUOTE ]

Going through the whole thread this one gets my vote.

[MrFeelNothin]

SUMMACUMLOUD

i dont know if anyone said him, but thats my winner by a longshot.

[DarkForceRising]

EatFreshSubs.

First time I saw him I had to go to Quiznos.

[BIGRED]

HelpMeRiver... saw him rivering people for one bad beat after another.

HumptyDumpty... just another name that made me laugh. I saw him a while ago at 15/30. I think he might be a regular.

[Scotch78]

MyBloodyJuiceBox

Scott

[runnerunner]

The best I have seen is "CugeHock"

[sthief09]

that is awesome

[PokerBob]

tiltmonger

[Wes ManTooth]

Sharted

[Justin A]

Just saw ifckladyluck

[mperich]

I just saw that too haha. Awesome.

-Mike

[fyodor]

[ QUOTE ]
Just saw ifckladyluck

[/ QUOTE ]
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/5731/ladyluck2gj.jpg
I think she just fck'd back

[theRealMacoy]

saw Popekiller tonight....

[billyjex]

[ QUOTE ]
Just saw ifckladyluck

[/ QUOTE ]

was playing w/ him at 5/10 tonight as well. a regular i believe.

[Tropex]

Deucebag is okay i think d=]

[naphand]

keep them coming guys. I am still waiting for something actually funny that makes me laugh out loud. "Urinetrouble" came close...

[Scotch78]

[ QUOTE ]
keep them coming guys. I am still waiting for something actually funny that makes me laugh out loud. "Urinetrouble" came close...

[/ QUOTE ]


Roobarb was one of my favorites, but I know you prefer intelligent humor over such idiotic slapstick.

Scott

[Klepton]

at 30-60 there is "youwillbebrokesoon"

he's funny cuz he berates people and then tells them to read his name

he also sucks really badly

[RunDownHouse]

I saw "charles2goal," and if that's some sort of play on Charles de Gaulle, its the most clever I can remember.

[marand]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Just saw ifckladyluck

[/ QUOTE ]

was playing w/ him at 5/10 tonight as well. a regular i believe.

[/ QUOTE ]

He also plays 10/20. I doubt he is a 2+2er, he is rather tight, but too passive.

[B Dids]

"He also plays 10/20. I doubt he is a 2+2er, he is rather tight, but too passive."

This doesn't make you think 2+2er?

[Derek in NYC]

NukeTheCube

[Bob L]

I get alot of comments about "HarrySnatch"

[tor]

MCJackHammer

[The Dude]

JustinA_hasasmallpenis is a pretty funny one I saw the other day.

[Femto]

Nut_Gobbler

[Python49]

"YourAJopke"

[Python49]

"LoseCuzofBooze"

[Cased Heel]

That's funny

[Cased Heel]

Where the F did you find that avatar!? lol.

That is some funny isht.

OWNED! By GRANNY!

[BoogieDown]

BnkRoll4U2NV....He sat with $40 at a 3/6 table then reloaded another $40 everytime he busted out.

[BeerMoney]

IBlewTheTeam

[MisterKing]

[ QUOTE ]
pusy_shaver has my number.

[/ QUOTE ]

This guy is an overaggressive lil punk in the 3/6 short games.

[Escape]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
pusy_shaver has my number.

[/ QUOTE ]

This guy is an overaggressive lil punk in the 3/6 short games.

[/ QUOTE ]

hahaha you can say that again. He has like 5 agr on all streets.

Mamapoopsbig

OilyDischarge

[sawil]

FlopGuru

Stikinitinu

ragnuuts - spelled backwards is Stu Ungar ?!?!

Suitedaces

Justakit

myedu$

yahtzee
Thats all that come to mind right now...

[7ontheline]

[ QUOTE ]
ragnuuts - spelled backwards is Stu Ungar ?!?!

[/ QUOTE ]

You know, that's actually really clever.

[vabogee]

HerpesIs4Ever

[MicroBob]

[ QUOTE ]

ragnuuts - spelled backwards is Stu Ungar

[/ QUOTE ]



Wow. That's kind of creepy.

[MisterKing]

I'd also add YHING to the list... gotta be a 2+2er.

[naphand]

Makes me think of "Iblewthebankmanager"

Now that would be funny... /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[NLfool]

upyouriver made me laugh

[witeknite]

I played with "puffpuffgive1" the other day. I found that mildly amusing.

WiteKnite

[Rubeskies]

I don't know if these have been said but...

SheLikesWhenIpoker

ThePopeSmokesDope

[Catt]

Not really funny, but I just played with a guy named "TheCatt."

Hey was really weak tight /images/graemlins/mad.gif

[ghostface]

15forloss

"SerialRakist"

Clever

[ArturiusX]

"frozencanuck"

I would be too /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[jason_t]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y73/jason_t712/ps.jpg

[wackjob]

Damn, Jason beat me to it. Pusy_shaver is by far the best I have in my DB.

[IlliniRyRy]

[quoteI also liked on that was something like: VP$IP19PFR10 or something like that.

[/ QUOTE ]


Oh my god, LMAO. This is the best, it's not even close.

[Willluck]

[ QUOTE ]
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y73/jason_t712/ps.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]I'm pretty sure that's a 2er.

[baronzeus]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y73/jason_t712/ps.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]I'm pretty sure that's a 2er.

[/ QUOTE ]


No. He is way too weak tight IMO.

[ QUOTE ]
Or how about DIKSHIT ?

[/ QUOTE ]

Tried that, but they wouldn't let me because it has a dirty word in it, so I settled for A_Dikshiznit. That was on PokerNow, which I don't play anymore.

The best I've seen recently is The_Jopker, a 2+2er.

I remember a while ago seeing VPIP90PFR80 or something similar, probably a 2+2er.

[Willluck]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y73/jason_t712/ps.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]I'm pretty sure that's a 2er.

[/ QUOTE ]


No. He is way too weak tight IMO.

[/ QUOTE ]I got him at like 20/20/4.3 after 150 hands.

[gildwulf]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Or how about DIKSHIT ?

[/ QUOTE ]

Tried that, but they wouldn't let me because it has a dirty word in it, so I settled for A_Dikshiznit. That was on PokerNow, which I don't play anymore.

The best I've seen recently is The_Jopker, a 2+2er.

I remember a while ago seeing VPIP90PFR80 or something similar, probably a 2+2er.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm The_Jopker...just switched from full-time SNGs to full-time 4 tabling six max. What's your SN?

allcounty95

[Justin A]

[ QUOTE ]
I remember a while ago seeing VPIP90PFR80 or something similar, probably a 2+2er.

[/ QUOTE ]

He still plays.

[MicroBob]

[ QUOTE ]
I'm pretty sure that's a 2er.


No. He is way too weak tight IMO.

[/ QUOTE ]



Because there is no such thing as a weak-tight 2+2'er?


I played with the VPIP90_PFR80 guy just a couple days ago.

[Catt]

[ QUOTE ]
Not really funny, but I just played with a guy named "TheCatt."

Hey was really weak tight /images/graemlins/mad.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

TheCatt now appears sLP-N but no good post-flop over a small sample. I've also played against a guy named TheCat27. He's LP-A over a small sample of hands.

For the record, I've never had a SN that references Catt or any variation thereof /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

I have played against LMAOROFLSUP whom I presume is 2+2 based on the SUP at the end and solid stats (don't remember any post-flop play and no notes).

[sublime]

saw

fuk_thissite

made me laugh

[imported_leader]

fcuk_u_i_win.

[BreakEvenPlayer]

LuckyMfcker

goddamn! it's so true!!!

[ThePenguin]

[ QUOTE ]
UPAY4MYWEED - I'm sure that hits home for a few of us

I also liked on that was something like: VP$IP19PFR10 or something like that.

[/ QUOTE ]

It's actually VP$IP90PFR80. He's my roommate.

[Matty]

[ QUOTE ]
I'm The_Jopker...just switched from full-time SNGs to full-time 4 tabling six max. What's your SN?

[/ QUOTE ]Stop talking about [censored] pokertracker stats at the tables.

[ThePenguin]

feedthekitty

[jason_t]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y73/jason_t712/ps.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]I'm pretty sure that's a 2er.

[/ QUOTE ]


No. He is way too weak tight IMO.

[/ QUOTE ]

You're joking, right? She's overly aggressive.

[baronzeus]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y73/jason_t712/ps.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]I'm pretty sure that's a 2er.

[/ QUOTE ]


No. He is way too weak tight IMO.

[/ QUOTE ]

You're joking, right? She's overly aggressive.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm completely, 100% serious. I loved sitting to her right so I could steal her blinds every time.

[BottlesOf]

I've sat with RM and compliment him on his name every time I see him.

[jason_t]

[ QUOTE ]
I'm completely, 100% serious. I loved sitting to her right so I could steal her blinds every time.

[/ QUOTE ]

That is so weird. I love letting her overaggressive nature hang herself.

[Maulik]

'cokefiending'

[gildwulf]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I'm The_Jopker...just switched from full-time SNGs to full-time 4 tabling six max. What's your SN?

[/ QUOTE ]Stop talking about [censored] pokertracker stats at the tables.

[/ QUOTE ]

Sorry, I just did it once at the end of a 3-hr session. Won't happen again.

Peace,
zach

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

"SagetIsGod" and "Going_Poop"

Going_Poop made me laugh so hard.

[Victor]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I'm The_Jopker...just switched from full-time SNGs to full-time 4 tabling six max. What's your SN?

[/ QUOTE ]Stop talking about [censored] pokertracker stats at the tables.

[/ QUOTE ]

dude everybody knows about pt. everyone knows about 2+2 too. no big deal.

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I'm The_Jopker...just switched from full-time SNGs to full-time 4 tabling six max. What's your SN?

[/ QUOTE ]Stop talking about [censored] pokertracker stats at the tables.

[/ QUOTE ]

dude everybody knows about pt. everyone knows about 2+2 too. no big deal.

[/ QUOTE ]

no they dont.

[smartalecc5]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I'm The_Jopker...just switched from full-time SNGs to full-time 4 tabling six max. What's your SN?

[/ QUOTE ]Stop talking about [censored] pokertracker stats at the tables.

[/ QUOTE ]

dude everybody knows about pt. everyone knows about 2+2 too. no big deal.

[/ QUOTE ]

no they dont.

[/ QUOTE ]

[ThePenguin]

Poopdish

[setjes]

FORJUNIOR

[Matty]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I'm The_Jopker...just switched from full-time SNGs to full-time 4 tabling six max. What's your SN?

[/ QUOTE ]Stop talking about [censored] pokertracker stats at the tables.

[/ QUOTE ]

dude everybody knows about pt. everyone knows about 2+2 too. no big deal.

[/ QUOTE ]Considering some players started asking questions afterwards, I would say you are wrong.

[Python49]

I saw two funny names the other day.

One was TalkShtNlose
The other was RigGamesBtch

[Wetdog]

One of my favorites is LeeKingPu.

And Nap, it's as funny to us as cross dressing is to you.

[KKbluff]

Poop4Munny

PktPoolPro

Fatty Boombalatty

[The Legend]

LumbergFuctr gets me everytime

[wheelz]

Tonight I played with SUXASS2P2ER

He didn't stay long enough for me to find out if his name was true.

[KidPokerX]

BigFatWad
BigDumbToast

.... lots of funny ones with the BigXXX

[bdk3clash]

[ QUOTE ]
You guys are obsessed...what is it with anal in the USA? /images/graemlins/grin.gif /images/graemlins/ooo.gif /images/graemlins/blush.gif /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[/ QUOTE ]
We didn't go to British schools as children so anal sex is still pretty novel for most of us.

[witeknite]

A couple others I found amusing.

SlingnCrkRck
AmishRounder

and for some reason

Nutty_Taste

[augie00]

[ QUOTE ]
"LoseCuzofBooze"

[/ QUOTE ]

nice!!

[Catt]

Last night I played with "any2willdo."

Perhaps the most honest and forthright screenanme I've happened upon. His VPIP was ~82 over 100 hands.

[DMBFan23]

[ QUOTE ]
SlingnCrkRck

[/ QUOTE ]

this isn't the exact spelling, but this is a 2+2er

[four eight suited]

I kinda like LOLwutspokar seen on party 3/6

On Party Poker:

EuropeRick

Nothing anal about that. Maybe because he's from Europe.

[Oilcan]

RELOADUFCK

[naphand]

Oh dear - is this thread still alive... /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

This one made me laugh today, simple but clever and sooo obvious:

VanDiesel

[MyTurn2Raise]

CANTPLAY4SHT made me laugh today

[lautzutao]

WhoBluffDat

Saw this a few weeks ago and it gave me a chuckle.

[ChuckyB]

[ QUOTE ]
LumbergFuctr gets me everytime

[/ QUOTE ]


Awesome. Absolutely awesome!

[wheelz]

your avatar made me laugh today

sup bro?

[Ryan11]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
LumbergFuctr gets me everytime

[/ QUOTE ]


Awesome. Absolutely awesome!

[/ QUOTE ]

Ahahha that's me.