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skipperbob
07-05-2005, 09:57 PM
Yugo's going to Vegas to meet some "new" friends (i.e. some 2+2'er's that don't think he's a PCF) and to attend a 2-day session of the "DeathStar".....Here's the "O/U's":

1. First cellphone call to complain about traffic
a.) 55 & 5
b.) 55 & 91
c.) Devore cutoff

2. First other 2+2 "moeron" to take call from Yugo
a.) Suited 66's
b.) Raptor
c.) Beef
****Double payout if recipient gives a flying ratsass

3. First problem w/ Yugo's Yugo
a.) Victorville
b.) Barstow
c.) ZZYZX Road

4.) Total Driving Time (door-to-door)
a.) 3:45 (normal person)
b.) 4:45 (normal SFB)
c.) 5:45 (normal PCF)
d.) 6:45 (Yugo record to date)

5.) Total words spoken by Yugo during "DeathStar"
a.) Zero = only choice available

6.) Total ZenIrieYugo lapdances
a.) One


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ilya
07-05-2005, 10:49 PM
This may be the most arcane and esoteric post I've ever read.

PCF?

johnnybeef
07-05-2005, 10:56 PM
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Yugo's going to Vegas to meet some "new" friends (i.e. some 2+2'er's that don't think he's a PCF) and to attend a 2-day session of the "DeathStar".....Here's the "O/U's":

1. First cellphone call to complain about traffic
a.) 55 & 5
b.) 55 & 91
c.) Devore cutoff

2. First other 2+2 "moeron" to take call from Yugo
a.) Suited 66's
b.) Raptor
c.) Beef
****Double payout if recipient gives a flying ratsass

3. First problem w/ Yugo's Yugo
a.) Victorville
b.) Barstow
c.) ZZYZX Road

4.) Total Driving Time (door-to-door)
a.) 3:45 (normal person)
b.) 4:45 (normal SFB)
c.) 5:45 (normal PCF)
d.) 6:45 (Yugo record to date)

5.) Total words spoken by Yugo during "DeathStar"
a.) Zero = only choice available

6.) Total ZenIrieYugo lapdances
a.) One


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I will put my mortgage on the over on number 6. Furthermore, I will add a few new ones:

7. Amount of strippers Yugo will give back massages to: 6

8: Amount of times Yugo will say "Ship It": 503

SlackerMcFly
07-05-2005, 11:59 PM
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I will put my mortgage on the over on number 6.

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You can't mortgage a rented single-wide owned by your 2nd cousin...

Give me $5 on #5b (Yugo can't be speechless regardless of the Death Star, paint drying, grass growing, or SkipperBob trying to change a computer setting).

Painful circumstances all, but my bet is Yugo will loudly quote Daliman, Gigabet, Raptor or any random donk at first sight of the Death Star... Best bet here is OMG! WTF?

Ship it Biatches! Wish here were you. SpackleMyFly

skipperbob
07-06-2005, 03:21 PM
Arcane Indeed!...but not, to my discredit, taken from many sources /images/graemlins/frown.gif