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touchfaith

07-04-2005, 07:03 PM

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See right there using [censored], it is obvious you're a guy.

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Now that was pretty weak! because I cursed I am a guy... you must be joking! This is really frustrating.

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You clearly are not a girl but pretending to not know how to properly use the quote function is a nice touch.

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You really are being an ass. I am done arguing about this. It's not like I can prove to you one way or the other that I am a girl.

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what ever you say MAN, it's your gimmick account.

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next question

mslif

07-04-2005, 07:05 PM

Well ,I am a girl and got trashed because people on here do not believe that I am one! I actually had to send pics of myself to prove that I am really a girl. Girls do get offended easily but to actually have to prove who we are is pushing the envelope.

raisethatmofo

07-04-2005, 07:06 PM

nothumb

07-04-2005, 07:08 PM

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Do I have tourette syndrome ?

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No, you've just got IMSI syndrome...

NT

Pocket Trips

07-04-2005, 07:09 PM

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Now that was pretty weak! because I cursed I am a guy... you must be joking! This is really frustrating.

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everyone knows girls don't curse or fart /images/graemlins/wink.gif

Shilly

07-04-2005, 07:10 PM

Compare to Tourette's Guy (http://www.tourettesguy.com) .

man

07-04-2005, 07:11 PM

I think it might have to do with the fact that 90%+ OF THE PEOPLE WHO PLAY POKER ARE MEN.

plus, if I was a girl I probably wouldn't appreciate the volume of "stick it in her pooper"s here.

as for your situation, I think it has more to do with the fact that women are more frequently bleeding heart-ish, and get frustrated because men usually aren't this way. plus, when you say stuff simply to get attention you're probably gonna say something DUMB.. I'm just guessing that's part of what makes you offend people.

balkii

07-04-2005, 07:11 PM

there are no girls here for obvious reasons:

they are not good at poker (too much math)

brassnuts

07-04-2005, 07:12 PM

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I actually had to send pics of myself to prove that I am really a girl.

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Who could argue with such indisputable evidence?

man

07-04-2005, 07:12 PM

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there are no girls here for obvious reasons:

they are not good at poker (too much math)

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nh sir.

gorie

07-04-2005, 07:14 PM

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I actually had to send pics of myself to prove that I am really a girl.

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you're suppose to post pics to prove it to everyone, not just the guy who was bugging you. try to get some boob in it too.

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07-04-2005, 07:16 PM

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I actually had to send pics of myself to prove that I am really a girl.

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you're suppose to post to prove it to everyone, not just the guy who was bugging you. try to get some boob in it too .

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she did.

touchfaith

07-04-2005, 07:16 PM

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I think it might have to do with the fact that 90%+ OF THE PEOPLE WHO PLAY POKER ARE MEN.

plus, if I was a girl I probably wouldn't appreciate the volume of "stick it in her pooper"s here.

as for your situation, I think it has more to do with the fact that women are more frequently bleeding heart-ish, and get frustrated because men usually aren't this way. plus, when you say stuff simply to get attention you're probably gonna say something DUMB.. I'm just guessing that's part of what makes you offend people.

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I vote to kick you out of the man club.

You can't name an American band to save your life, your CAPSLOCK key is busted and now...

You dare to discourage the sticking of it in her pooper

Go paint your nails

Tron

07-04-2005, 07:17 PM

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How come there is almost no girls on OOT ?

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Girls hate improper grammar; that's why.

MagicAntonio

07-04-2005, 07:19 PM

Don't worry, the honeys will come once they realize that I'm here.

-Antonio, President of Rocks & Rings
www.magicantonio.com

gorie

07-04-2005, 07:19 PM

i am counting on you otis.

gorie

07-04-2005, 07:29 PM

i guess i can sum it up decently.
- not many girls play poker (compared to guys)
- of the girls who play poker, i'd assume not many read forums online about poker
- of the girls who play poker and read online forums, most are probably smart enough to realize there is nothing interesting being said in OOT since it is dominated by guys talking about stupid stuff (like about how women are douchebags, for example).
- when girls do post, it's weird.

i'm somewhat an acception, i am a girl but i'm retarded.

Pocket Trips

07-04-2005, 07:30 PM

Why would any of them want to put up with the crap that women go through on this forum?

The minute a girl posts here there are 20 replies either saying girls are dumb or hitting on her or some other form of bullshit that a guy who makes an intelligent post never has to deal with. Some posters here make it blatantly obvious the last time they saw female genetalia was during birth. ( triumph rip-off but very appropriate here)

If I was a girl I would never let the people on here know it. Believe it or not there are some girls who enjoy the random stupidity that is OOT. More of them would make themselves known here if doing so was not like waving a flag to attract a bunch of dumb guys to give them [censored]

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07-04-2005, 07:32 PM

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Why would any of them want to put up with the crap that women go through on this forum?

The minute a girl posts here there are 20 replies either saying girls are dumb or hitting on her or some other form of bullshit that a guy who makes an intelligent post never has to deal with. Some posters here make it blatantly obvious the last time they saw female genetalia was during birth. ( triumph rip-off but very appropriate here)

If I was a girl I would never let the people on here know it. Believe it or not there are some girls who enjoy the random stupidity that is OOT. More of them would make themselves known here if doing so was not like waving a flag to attract a bunch of dumb guys to give them [censored]

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pocket trips is girl!!!!! attack attack!!!!!!

spamuell

07-04-2005, 07:34 PM

pocket trips is girl!!!!! attack attack!!!!!!

I've already PMed asking for pics and calling her a douchebag whore.

Blarg

07-04-2005, 07:34 PM

Even the guys act like asses so much they can't stand each other half the time, so why the heck would girls want to put up with it?

Arnfinn Madsen

07-04-2005, 07:35 PM

If she registered yesterday and is sick of it today I guess you have your answer /images/graemlins/tongue.gif.

This forum contains very much immature/semimature internal male to male-humor (which is sometimes very fun /images/graemlins/smile.gif) which I can't see any reason for a girl reading.

Since women like asking gay men for advice, Talk2BigSteve should take some responsibility and start a " Dear Talk2BigSteve... this gay man helps women solve problems"-thread.

raisethatmofo

07-04-2005, 07:37 PM

man

07-04-2005, 07:40 PM

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I think it might have to do with the fact that 90%+ OF THE PEOPLE WHO PLAY POKER ARE MEN.

plus, if I was a girl I probably wouldn't appreciate the volume of "stick it in her pooper"s here.

as for your situation, I think it has more to do with the fact that women are more frequently bleeding heart-ish, and get frustrated because men usually aren't this way. plus, when you say stuff simply to get attention you're probably gonna say something DUMB.. I'm just guessing that's part of what makes you offend people.

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I vote to kick you out of the man club.

You can't name an American band to save your life, your CAPSLOCK key is busted and now...

You dare to discourage the sticking of it in her pooper

Go paint your nails

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nh.

unless you're serious, in which case...

you're a fool.

Bulldog

07-04-2005, 07:41 PM

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60 % of the population

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Huh?

gorie

07-04-2005, 07:42 PM

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I used to go out with an asian girl and I swear her room had nothing in it.

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just curious, do you think it would have had stuff in it if she weren't asian ?

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07-04-2005, 07:43 PM

AsiaKurosawa

07-04-2005, 07:58 PM

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- not many girls play poker (compared to guys)
- of the girls who play poker, i'd assume not many read forums online about poker

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Nearly 1/2 of all online gamblers in Britain are female (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-1677097,00.html), and is also the place online gambling is taking off and leading the way (not only because of the recent stock offerings, but also because of changing laws and also the generally accepted nature of "punters" across the Atlantic as opposed to the United States...)

And with more than 51% of all Americans online being xx (http://www.researchandmarkets.com/reports/c19653/), trends can't help but to converge... Perhaps oot is too much of an anomaly tho. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

TheIrishThug

07-04-2005, 08:01 PM

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I used to go out with an asian girl and I swear her room had nothing in it.

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just curious, do you think it would have had stuff in it if she weren't asian ?

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probly just said it so ppl could think he was cool for dating an asian chick, due to the stereotype porn has produced. i could do the same thing by casually mentioning that one of my ex's is brazilian.

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07-04-2005, 08:05 PM

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I used to go out with an asian girl and I swear her room had nothing in it.

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just curious, do you think it would have had stuff in it if she weren't asian ?

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probly just said it so ppl could think he was cool for dating an asian chick, due to the stereotype porn has produced. i could do the same thing by casually mentioning that one of my ex's is brazilian.

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You the man, dawg /images/graemlins/cool.gif

touchfaith

07-04-2005, 08:17 PM

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I think it might have to do with the fact that 90%+ OF THE PEOPLE WHO PLAY POKER ARE MEN.

plus, if I was a girl I probably wouldn't appreciate the volume of "stick it in her pooper"s here.

as for your situation, I think it has more to do with the fact that women are more frequently bleeding heart-ish, and get frustrated because men usually aren't this way. plus, when you say stuff simply to get attention you're probably gonna say something DUMB.. I'm just guessing that's part of what makes you offend people.

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I vote to kick you out of the man club.

You can't name an American band to save your life, your CAPSLOCK key is busted and now...

You dare to discourage the sticking of it in her pooper

Go paint your nails

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nh.

unless you're serious, in which case...

you're a fool.

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Sorry to disappoint you but, I really do think you're an idiot and hate everything about you.

"nh"

Michael Davis

07-04-2005, 09:09 PM

Women are easily offended, but most of the people on this board do everything they can to make sure women don't post. Just as in real life, women have to work much harder to be taken seriously.

-Michael

Mike Cuneo

07-04-2005, 10:11 PM

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there are no girls here for obvious reasons:

they are too busy doing laundry, cooking, and/or cleaning

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FYP

Jack of Arcades

07-04-2005, 10:44 PM

Studying a hobby in depth and congregating on forums is a male thing.

OtisTheMarsupial

07-05-2005, 02:23 AM

OtisTheMarsupial

07-05-2005, 02:26 AM

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i am counting on you otis.

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what!? hey, I was out watching fireworks and listening to social distortion. You ask too much of me!

OK, gimme a moment to sober up.

EliteNinja

07-05-2005, 02:31 AM

Well, I'm happy that the ladies that we have at the forum are quite awesome.

Namely: AsiaK, gorie, peachy, FeliciaLee

u guys are awesome

OtisTheMarsupial

07-05-2005, 02:38 AM

LoaferGee12

07-05-2005, 02:42 AM

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Why would any of them want to put up with the crap that women go through on this forum?

The minute a girl posts here there are 20 replies either saying girls are dumb or hitting on her or some other form of bullshit that a guy who makes an intelligent post never has to deal with. Some posters here make it blatantly obvious the last time they saw female genetalia was during birth. ( triumph rip-off but very appropriate here)

If I was a girl I would never let the people on here know it. Believe it or not there are some girls who enjoy the random stupidity that is OOT. More of them would make themselves known here if doing so was not like waving a flag to attract a bunch of dumb guys to give them [censored]

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pocket trips is girl!!!!! attack attack!!!!!!

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BTW, this made me double up in laughter

mgsimpleton

07-05-2005, 02:57 AM

i'm a girl and i read this crap religiously. you can't really say "if i were a girl, i wouldn't appreciate stick it in her pooper" because you have no idea. most girls aren't quite as sensitive as you guys would like us to be.

gorie

07-05-2005, 01:14 PM

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i'm a girl and i read this crap religiously. you can't really say "if i were a girl, i wouldn't appreciate stick it in her pooper" because you have no idea. most girls aren't quite as sensitive as you guys would like us to be.

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stick it in her pooper is probably the only funny thing posted in this forum.

peachy

07-06-2005, 12:02 PM

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Well ,I am a girl and got trashed because people on here do not believe that I am one! I actually had to send pics of myself to prove that I am really a girl. Girls do get offended easily but to actually have to prove who we are is pushing the envelope.

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then ur a bit pathetic...i never sent pictures to guys demanding them because they didnt "believe" i was a girl. Furthermore, just because u have pictures of a girl that u can send doesnt make u a GIRL...so ur reasoning for doing this is still beyond me.

And i dont get offended easily at all...if i did i woulda been gone off these forums some time ago.

IndieMatty

07-06-2005, 12:18 PM

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Well ,I am a girl and got trashed because people on here do not believe that I am one! I actually had to send pics of myself to prove that I am really a girl. Girls do get offended easily but to actually have to prove who we are is pushing the envelope.

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then ur a bit pathetic...i never sent pictures to guys demanding them because they didnt "believe" i was a girl. Furthermore, just because u have pictures of a girl that u can send doesnt make u a GIRL...so ur reasoning for doing this is still beyond me.

And i dont get offended easily at all...if i did i woulda been gone off these forums some time ago.

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CATFIGHT!! CATFIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHT!!

Talk2BigSteve

07-06-2005, 12:36 PM

LOL this is a great idea!!!

Steve

Mike Cuneo

07-06-2005, 02:03 PM

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pocket trips is girl!!!!! attack attack!!!!!!

I've already PMed asking for pics and calling her a douchebag whore.

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made me laugh so hard i almost cried

mslif

07-06-2005, 02:50 PM

Maybe not everyone is putting so much thinking behind such an idiotic argument in the first place.

vulturesrow

07-06-2005, 02:59 PM

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Maybe not everyone is putting so much thinking behind such an idiotic argument in the first place.

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We may have a new thread of the year candidate, folks.

peachy

07-06-2005, 06:36 PM

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Maybe not everyone is putting so much thinking behind such an idiotic argument in the first place.

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wtf are u talking about?!?!? it didnt take thought at all to comment to your retarded post...

IndieMatty

07-06-2005, 06:41 PM

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Maybe not everyone is putting so much thinking behind such an idiotic argument in the first place.

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wtf are u talking about?!?!? it didnt take thought at all to comment to your retarded post...

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I missed you.

MoreWineII

07-06-2005, 06:51 PM

I'm actually thinking of having my wife register here.

We post on a different forum most of the time, but that forum is starting to suck mightily.

Help me Jesus.

IndieMatty

07-06-2005, 06:54 PM

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I'm actually thinking of having my wife register here.

We post on a different forum most of the time, but that forum is starting to suck mightily.

Help me Jesus.

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This is a horrible idea. Wait, she likes fat guys right?

MoreWineII

07-06-2005, 06:58 PM

Fat stoners, yeah.

IndieMatty

07-06-2005, 07:00 PM

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Fat stoners, yeah.

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who work in corporate america?

Edit: By work, I mean post in OOT.

mslif

07-07-2005, 09:37 AM

wtf are u talking about?!?!? it didnt take thought at all to comment to your retarded post...

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Don't get all worked up honey.... It's alright, it's just a post... Go take your valium.

peachy

07-07-2005, 10:10 AM

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wtf are u talking about?!?!? it didnt take thought at all to comment to your retarded post...

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Don't get all worked up honey.... It's alright, it's just a post... Go take your valium.

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hhahaha dont flatter urself...nothing on here works me up...let alone u

mslif

07-07-2005, 10:17 AM

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wtf are u talking about?!?!? it didnt take thought at all to comment to your retarded post...

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Don't get all worked up honey.... It's alright, it's just a post... Go take your valium.

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hhahaha dont flatter urself...nothing on here works me up...let alone u

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Sure does not seem that way... Glad I could make you chuckle though