Swindled By an Old Lady

[The Dude]

So I recently moved from SoCal to western Washington. I'm staying in the small town of Eatonville right now, population 2,000. There is a small Department of Licensing in town.

I pull in about 3 minutes before they close at 5pm. I walk up to the counter, show the lady (late 70s, maybe 5 feet tall) my vehicle registration, and tell her I need to get WA plates for my car. She informs me that I need a copy of the title, so I grab my papers and say "They're in my car, I'll be right back." I pull the whole envelope of papers from my driver's side door just in case I need something else, and walk back to the office.

As I approach, I notice the 'closed' sign is up and through the glass I can see the lady back behind the desk. Mind you, I've been gone for 30 seconds, and this lady can't be able to move very fast. I'm sure she was walking to the door literally as I was leaving the building. No "we're closed, you'll have to come back tomorrow," no "I'm sorry, I can't help you with that now," she just locks the door behind me!

I couldn't believe it.

[Russ McGinley]

Piss on the door handle after she leaves.

[Victor]

pwned

[jackdaniels]

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Piss on the door handle after she leaves.

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Yes, this is wise.

[fluxrad]

stick it in her pooper.

[Ponks]

Lloyd: Excuse me, little old lady.
Lloyd: Do you have change for a dollar?
Elderly woman: Change, no I'm sorry I don't.
Lloyd: Well, can you watch my stuff while I go break a dollar?
Elderly woman: Sure.
Lloyd: You know I guess they're right, senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.
Lloyd: I'll be right back, don't you go dying on me!

Ponks

[nothumb]

I don't see how you were swindled, she didn't take anything from you. You just got punked.

NT

[Vote4Pedro]

beat me to it, nh

[MEbenhoe]

-Wheres the booze?

-I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart.... and I didn't even see it coming

[BeerMoney]

Ever read my "women are douchebags" post?

[eric5148]

Beat her at pinochle.

[Eurotrash]

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Lloyd: Excuse me, little old lady.
Lloyd: Do you have change for a dollar?
Elderly woman: Change, no I'm sorry I don't.
Lloyd: Well, can you watch my stuff while I go break a dollar?
Elderly woman: Sure.
Lloyd: You know I guess they're right, senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.
Lloyd: I'll be right back, don't you go dying on me!

Ponks

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dude, [censored] you. as soon as I saw the title to this thread I was hoping this post hadn't been made yet.


very nice. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Ponks]

[ QUOTE ]
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Lloyd: Excuse me, little old lady.
Lloyd: Do you have change for a dollar?
Elderly woman: Change, no I'm sorry I don't.
Lloyd: Well, can you watch my stuff while I go break a dollar?
Elderly woman: Sure.
Lloyd: You know I guess they're right, senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.
Lloyd: I'll be right back, don't you go dying on me!

Ponks

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dude, [censored] you. as soon as I saw the title to this thread I was hoping this post hadn't been made yet.


very nice. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Yah me too, haha thanks. I love that movie.

Ponks

[casinogosain]

Was she hot?

-Ash

[stanky]

Ha. She wasn't about to let some young punk fuk up her evenimg.

5:00pm-5:45pm---early bird special at Denny's
6:00pm-7:45pm---pwn 4 tables of 30-60 on Party
8:00pm---bed time

[ChoicestHops]

Doesnt surprise me in the least. People at the DMV or clerks at other gov't workplaces are complete donks and inconsiderate assholes.

I wish I couldn't count the times I have payed for a fine, yet some [censored] at the department didn't put it in the computer so I get a letter in the mail showing me my warrant for an unpaid fine.

[Ray Zee]

no they are not. they are people like anyone else and want to go home at closing time when they stop getting paid to do a job that isnt fun. most are nice and try hard.

and if you are finding yourself with so many fines for whatever, who do you think is the ashhole.

[MoreWineII]

You walked in three minutes before they closed (without all your stuff prepared), I'd have done the same thing.

[OtisTheMarsupial]

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Doesnt surprise me in the least. People at the DMV or clerks at other gov't workplaces are complete donks and inconsiderate assholes.

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This is not true. If you're nice and smiling when you approach them, they can be very helpful back. (It's usually when you come in all angry and demandinng that they'll be mean right back). They copy you.

There are, believe it or not, some people who really do believe that they are public servants and they really do care about providing excellent service.

[DemonDeac]

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and if you are finding yourself with so many fines for whatever, who do you think is the ashhole.

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P3WND!!

[RacersEdge]

I would have slipped her a 5 to get her to stay...

[tek]

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So I recently moved from SoCal to western Washington. I'm staying in the small town of Eatonville right now, population 2,000.

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That was your first mistake. Just fold. You have no outs.