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mdlm
02-06-2003, 09:45 PM
I recently stayed at the Sahara in Vegas. I liked the check-in experience (they ask a whole bunch of questions and if you are not going to be making phone calls, watching movies, etc. they don't take a credit card), but when I got to the hotel room I discovered that the toilet paper was very, very poor. It was like sandpaper.

As a result, I ripped my anus and my butt has been bleeding for two days.

Does anyone know which Vegas hotel has the best toilet paper?

Howard Burroughs
02-07-2003, 01:01 AM
Best T.P. in Vegas.........




4) Poker Palace in North Las Vegas (the high rollers section).


3) Cheetahs (their basement/dungeon restroom only)


2) The executive's lounge of the 2+2 headquarters. What did you think the T.P. in T.O.P. stood for anyway? :-)









1) Siegfried & Roy's private Mirage dressing room.

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Those are just ROUGH estimates though. I'm going out on a limb with Siegfried & Roy :-)


Best of Luck

Howard

scalf
02-07-2003, 08:29 AM
/forums/images/icons/blush.gif must be that zee paper.

HDPM
02-07-2003, 10:43 AM
I think this post has taken the title of Worst Bathroom Post in history away from SPM.

AmericanAirlines
02-07-2003, 04:09 PM
Hey, The bathrooms in the towers at Ceasar's are decent!

Guess Ceasar had a sensitive derriere!

LOL!

Mike Gallo
02-07-2003, 08:11 PM
Newbie,

Either get butt wipes or buy your own.

I hope you wrote this post as a jest.

MG

thebroker
02-08-2003, 07:02 AM
................you got on your newbie chronicles. May as well wipe your ass with them because you didn't really listen to them anyway.