Brain Teaser

[JustSomeJackass]

See how many you can get without cheating...and since I thought #14 was stupid, I replaced it with one of my own...Feel free to make up your own also. Enjoy.

Solve:

1. 7=W. of the A.W.

2. 1,001=A.N.

3. 12=S. of the Z.

4. 54=C. in a D. (with the J.)

5. 9=P. in the S.S.

6. 88=P.K.

7. 13=S. on the A.F.

8. 32=D. F. at which W.F.

9. 18=H. on a G.C.

10. 90=D. in a R.A.

11. 9=J. on the S.C.

12. 10=D in a T.N. ( including the A.C. )

13. 7=D with S.W.

14. 1= T my W has let me SIIHP

15. 15=M. on a D.M.C.

16. 3=S. Y. O. at the O. B. G.

17. 200=D. for P.G. in M.

18. 8=S. on a S.S.

19. 3=B.M. ( S.H.T.R.! )

20. 4=Q. in a G.

21. 24=H. in a D.

22. 1=W. on a U.

23. 5=D. in a Z.C.

24. 57=H.V.

25. 11=P. on a F.T.

26. 1,000=W. that a P. is W.

27. 29=D. in F. in a L.Y.

28. 64=S. on a C.

29. 40=D. and N. of the G.F.

30. 20=Q. ( A., V., or M. )

31. 7=Y. of B.L. for B. a M.

32. 2,000=P. in a T.

33. 76=T. that L. the B.P.

34. 1= S S for M *AND* 1 = G. L. for M.

35. 9 = L. of a C.

36. 14 = D. in a F.

37. 15 = M. of F. per P., A. to A. W.

38. 16 = O. in a P.

39. 50 = W. to L. Y. L.

40. 206 = B. in the H. B.

41. 168 = H. in a W.

42. 4 = H. of the A.

43. 1 = E on a C

44. >1=W to S a C

[bisonbison]

You will die friendless and alone.

[sexdrugsmoney]

[ QUOTE ]
See how many you can get without cheating...and since I thought #14 was stupid, I replaced it with one of my own...Feel free to make up your own also. Enjoy.

Solve:

1. 7=W. of the A.W.

2. 1,001=A.N.

3. 12=S. of the Z.

4. 54=C. in a D. (with the J.)

5. 9=P. in the S.S.

6. 88=P.K.

7. 13=S. on the A.F.

8. 32=D. F. at which W.F.

9. 18=H. on a G.C.

10. 90=D. in a R.A.

11. 9=J. on the S.C.

12. 10=D in a T.N. ( including the A.C. )

13. 7=D with S.W.

14. 1= T my W has let me SIIHP

15. 15=M. on a D.M.C.

16. 3=S. Y. O. at the O. B. G.

17. 200=D. for P.G. in M.

18. 8=S. on a S.S.

19. 3=B.M. ( S.H.T.R.! )

20. 4=Q. in a G.

21. 24=H. in a D.

22. 1=W. on a U.

23. 5=D. in a Z.C.

24. 57=H.V.

25. 11=P. on a F.T.

26. 1,000=W. that a P. is W.

27. 29=D. in F. in a L.Y.

28. 64=S. on a C.

29. 40=D. and N. of the G.F.

30. 20=Q. ( A., V., or M. )

31. 7=Y. of B.L. for B. a M.

32. 2,000=P. in a T.

33. 76=T. that L. the B.P.

34. 1= S S for M *AND* 1 = G. L. for M.

35. 9 = L. of a C.

36. 14 = D. in a F.

37. 15 = M. of F. per P., A. to A. W.

38. 16 = O. in a P.

39. 50 = W. to L. Y. L.

40. 206 = B. in the H. B.

41. 168 = H. in a W.

42. 4 = H. of the A.

43. 1 = E on a C

44. >1=W to S a C

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I am so dumb I honestly understand nothing of this.

[JustSomeJackass]

Example:


3. 12= S. of the Z.
9. 18 = H. on a G.C.

Answers 3. 12 = signs of the zodiac
9. 18 = holes on a golf course

[DasLeben]

#14 is awesome. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[-Skeme-]

32. 2,000=P. in a T.
Pounds in a ton.

20. 4=Q. in a G.
Quarts in a gallon?

These are gay, btw.

[Mercsgrl]

34. 1= S S for M *AND* 1 = G. L. for M.
1 small step for man 1 giant leap for mankind /images/graemlins/smile.gif

168 = H. in a W.
168 hours in a week

14. 1= T my W has let me SIIHP
times my wife has let me stick in her pooper????

4. 54=C. in a D. (with the J.)
54 cards in a deck with the jokers

[Klepton]

[ QUOTE ]
You will die friendless and alone.

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i scrolled down the initial post waiting with anticipation and hope that bison responded to this post.

he did, and it was beautiful

[Matt Williams]

Solve:

1. 7=W. of the A.W. 7 Wonders of the Acient World
3. 12=S. of the Z. 12 Signs of the Zodiac
4. 54=C. in a D. (with the J.) 54 Cards in a Deck w/ the Jokers
8. 32=D. F. at which W.F. 32 degrees at which water freezes
9. 18=H. on a G.C. 18 holes on a golf course
10. 90=D. in a R.A. 90 degrees in a right angle
13. 7=D with S.W. 7 dwarfs with snow white
14. 1= T my W has let me SIIHP /images/graemlins/grin.gif
20. 4=Q. in a G. 4 quarters in a game
21. 24=H. in a D. 24 hrs in a day
23. 5=D. in a Z.C. 5 digits in a zip code
24. 57=H.V. 57 heinz varities
26. 1,000=W. that a P. is W. 1,000 words that a picture is worth
27. 29=D. in F. in a L.Y. 29 days in february in a leap year.
32. 2,000=P. in a T. 2,000 lbs in a ton
34. 1= S S for M *AND* 1 = G. L. for M. 1 small step for man and one giant leap for mankind.
35. 9 = L. of a C. 9 layers of a cake
38. 16 = O. in a P. 16 ounces in a lb
40. 206 = B. in the H. B. 206 bones in the human body
41. 168 = H. in a W. 168 hrs in a week
44. >1=W to S a C

[/ QUOTE ] 1 way to suck a cock? WTF said this?

[Dynasty]

[ QUOTE ]
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You will die friendless and alone.

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i scrolled down the initial post waiting with anticipation and hope that bison responded to this post.

he did, and it was beautiful

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It was a lame response.

So is yours.

[JustSomeJackass]

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44. >1=W to S a C

[/ QUOTE ] 1 way to suck a cock? WTF said this?

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It's actually "more than 1 way to skin a cat" (note the ">")

[WackityWhiz]

21. 24 halves in a dozen .. ooooh tricky /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[JustSomeJackass]

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21. 24 halves in a dozen .. ooooh tricky /images/graemlins/cool.gif

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Or the not-so-tricky "hours in a day"...but nice work regardless

[RacersEdge]

Which haven't been solved?

I'll pick some off.

29. 40 Days and Nights of the Great Flood
35. (Not layers of a cake.) 9 Lives of a Cat
36. 14 Days in a Fortnight
39. 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover (My fav)

[youtalkfunny]

Well, this thread wasn't totally useless.

It now has me wondering if there's more than one way to suck a cock.

[Talk2BigSteve]

[ QUOTE ]
Well, this thread wasn't totally useless.

It now has me wondering if there's more than one way to suck a cock.

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I am going to say yes on that one.

Steve

[Hamish McBagpipe]

2- 1001 arabian nights.
25-11 players on a full table.
28 - 64 sections on a compass.
31 - 7 years of bad luck for breaking a mirror.

[Hamish McBagpipe]

30 - 20 questions (animal, vegetable, or mineral)
33 - 76 trombones that lead the big parade. Tough. Remembered from Tommy Dorsey or something.

[Hamish McBagpipe]

6 - 88 piano keys.

That's enuff of that.

[JustSomeJackass]

Here are the remaining answers:

5. 9 = P. in the S.S. (planets in the solar system)
7. 13 = S. on the A.F. (stripes on the American flag)
11. 9 = J. on the S.C. (justices on the Supreme Court)
12. 10 = D. in a T.N. (including the A.C.) (digits in a telephone number (including the area code)
15. 15 = M. on a D.M.C. (men on a dead man’s chest)
16. 3 = S. Y. O. at the O. B. G. (strikes you’re out at the old ball game)
17. 200 = D. for P. G. in M. (dollars for passing “Go” in Monopoly)
18. 8 = S. on a S.S. (sides on a stop sign)
19. 3 = B.M. (S.H.T.R.) (blind mice (see how they run))
22. 1 = W. on a U. (wheel on a unicycle)
28. 64 = S. on a C. (squares on a checkerboard)
37. 15 = M. of F. per P., A. to A.W. (minutes of fame per person, according to Andy Warhol)
42. 4 = H. of the A. (Horsemen of the Apocalypse)
43. 1 = E. on a C. (eye on a Cyclops)

Sadly for me, I tried to change the "1" in question 14 to "2" last night, but was denied.

[RacersEdge]

[ QUOTE ]
2- 1001 arabian nights.
25-11 players on a full table.
28 - 64 sections on a compass.
31 - 7 years of bad luck for breaking a mirror.

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lol, poker on the brain?

full table ------> football team

[Hamish McBagpipe]

oh yeah, hehe, I thought it was talking about 11 on a sports side, but I couldn't come up with the FT