When a woman says...

[Soh]

When a woman says yes, that means maybe.
When a woman says maybe, that means no.
When a woman says no while laughing, that means yes.

Any thoughts?

Soh

[trying2learn]

funny - and probably often true on all counts.

[RicktheRuler]

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When a woman says yes, that means maybe.
When a woman says maybe, that means no.
When a woman says no while laughing, that means yes.

Any thoughts?

Soh

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes, I have thoughts.

[Mercsgrl]

and who told you our secrets?

[stankybank]

When a woman says '5 minutes', that means '15-30 minutes'.

When a woman says 'do I look fat?', that means answer no.

When you ask a woman if she's hungry and she says 'a little bit', that means 'yes, I'm starving'.

[bisonbison]

You're an idiot.

[Blackjack]

1). I'm not looking for a relationship right now.
.

WHAT IT MEANS : I do want to have a relationship but not with you.So do not even bother trying to hit on me because a relationship between us is never going to happen.

2). I think of you as a brother/You remind me of my kid brother.

Sex with you would be like incest.

3). I do not think of you in "that" way.

My God you're ugly....get away from me or else I'll get a restraining order.

4). I enjoy being single.

I'd rather die as a spinster than go out with you.

5). I need more space/closure.

I have just realized what a dick you are.

6). Let's just be friends

You'll never see me naked!

7). We need to talk.

I need an emotional tampon right now.

8). I'm not that kind of a girl.

Keep trying.

9). We need....

I need.

10). Do you think I'm fat?

Tell me how hot I look.

11). Sure thing....I don't mind paying for myself.

Cheapo.

12). Honesty is very important for me.

Tell me what I want to hear.

13). I'm focusing on my career right now.

My studies maybe be boring but it sure beats hanging out with you.

14). No.

No.

15). Maybe.

No.

16). We have an off and on relationship.

I kept him around until someone BETTER showed up.

17). No.

Yes.


Taking from some website.

[bisonbison]

Yep. The internet is full of stupid crap.

[Eurotrash]

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Yep. The internet is full of stupid crap.

[/ QUOTE ]


since this thread doesnt seem to be going well, I'll just hijack it to ask you the question...

is that a Detroit Tigers hat you're wearing?? In my picture of you (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=2777602&page=0&view=c ollapsed&sb=5&o=14&vc=1) I drew the Detroit logo, but in somebody else's interpretation they made it a "B"...

[Yeti]

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When a woman says yes, that means maybe.
When a woman says maybe, that means no.
When a woman says no while laughing, that means yes.

[/ QUOTE ]

Spot on.

[bisonbison]

It's a tiger's cap.

[Eurotrash]

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It's a tiger's cap.

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excellent, thanks. btw, what do you think of being immortalized as a streetfighter character? /images/graemlins/smirk.gif


you should contribute to the thread, too.

[touchfaith]

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When a woman says yes, that means SIIHP.
When a woman says maybe, that means SIIHP.
When a woman says no while laughing, that means SIIHP.

Any thoughts?


[/ QUOTE ]

FYP

[gorie]

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Any thoughts?

[/ QUOTE ]

no ?

[Talk2BigSteve]

[ QUOTE ]
When a woman says yes, that means maybe.
When a woman says maybe, that means no.
When a woman says no while laughing, that means yes.

Any thoughts?

Soh

[/ QUOTE ]

4 words....HELP STOP RAPE, CONSENT!

Steve

[kurosh]

A conversation I had with a girl on the phone recently:

Girl: Did you watch the movie?
Kurosh: No. I have it though. Should I watch it now?
Girl: Yes.
Kurosh: Ok. Do you want me to keep on talking to you while I watch it?
Girl: No, you can't watch a movie and talk to someone at the same time.
Kurosh: Ok, bye.
Girl: Noooooo, don't stop talking to me.

[BeerMoney]

[ QUOTE ]
A conversation I had with a girl on the phone recently:

Girl: Did you watch the movie?
Kurosh: No. I have it though. Should I watch it now?
Girl: Yes.
Kurosh: Ok. Do you want me to keep on talking to you while I watch it?
Girl: No, you can't watch a movie and talk to someone at the same time.
Kurosh: Ok, bye.
Girl: Noooooo, don't stop talking to me.

[/ QUOTE ]

Was this whole post just an effort to let OOT know you had a phone conversation with a girl?

[Soh]

Not my mom. That's for sure.

Soh

[kurosh]

Yes, my livelihood depends on what OOT thinks of me. It had nothing to do with the thread being about girls saying one thing yet wanting another.

[Lawrence Ng]

[ QUOTE ]
Yep. The internet is full of stupid crap.


[/ QUOTE ]

Are you gay?

Lawrence

[Luv2DriveTT]

[ QUOTE ]
When a woman says yes, that means maybe.
When a woman says maybe, that means no.
When a woman says no while laughing, that means yes.

[/ QUOTE ]

When a guy needs to ask these questions, then his sexuality is either in question or he is very inexperianced. Think about that for a while...

TT /images/graemlins/club.gif

[siccjay]

Bison....you don't believe this stuff?

It's all pretty much true.

[mike l.]

"When a woman says no while laughing, that means yes."

either that or the fact youd even ask is hysterical to her because she wouldnt say yes in a million years. this is probably how many rapes start.

[Michael Davis]

"this is probably how many rapes start."

Hey I have to tell you about tonight.

-Michael

[cold_cash]

Go Tigers.

[tek]

[ QUOTE ]
"When a woman says no while laughing, that means yes."

either that or the fact youd even ask is hysterical to her because she wouldnt say yes in a million years. this is probably how many rapes start.

[/ QUOTE ]

This how many flames start...Reminds me of a speech I gave in a college communications class many moons ago. I spoke about the positive economic and social benefits of legalizing prostitution. I didn't do the most stringent research and that showed when one of the positives I spoke of was rape reduction...I actually got booed in a college class...

[bisonbison]

Are you gay?

No, thanks for playing.

[bisonbison]

Bison....you don't believe this stuff?

No.

It's not difficult to tell when a girl is happy to be doing whatever, usually because she is putting her tongue in your mouth, your hand on her assorteds or her hand on your bits. That's the kind of consent that actual girls tend to respond with. If they want to do something then they tend to actively engage in doing it.

If you're ever unsure if you can proceed you say "is this cool?" and react accordingly. Honest to god, it's not that tricky. Girls are not complicated. They're just people.

[bishopstrt]

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If you're ever unsure if you can proceed you say "is this cool?" and react accordingly. Honest to god, it's not that tricky. Girls are not complicated. They're just people.

[/ QUOTE ]

Cool, sex advice from Bison! I've got a question then,

Bison-
I want certain things in bed but don't want to hurt her feelings after it's been a couple years. Like wow it would be nice if you'd stop lying there like a limp doll but actually act more aggressive and put your hands on me. Would this be best accomplished before, during or after in order to not make her mad or hurt? I've actually tried this a couple times during the act but it seems to not stick with her the next time. I know, very dumb bed partner.

[bisonbison]

If you've gotten her to follow through during, then I'd start with the same kind of encouragement during and then after say "that was really awesome when you blah blah blah, I'd love it if you did that every time."

It's honest, it doesn't communicate dissatisfaction with the current regime, and it's direct.

If you keep needing to remind her (which you should for at least a little while if this stuff is really important to you) then A) She's not very attentive, B) she's distracted, C) she doesn't really like it, but is willing to do it on occasion to make you happy or D) she really doesn't like it.

Then you'll have to figure that out. Hint: try asking her.

[bishopstrt]

Thanks! I am going to try this since I've pretty much run out of patience. I hope it works! Women might be people but sometimes they are too passive in my opinion.

[Talk2BigSteve]

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Yes, my livelihood depends on what OOT thinks of me. It had nothing to do with the thread being about girls saying one thing yet wanting another.

[/ QUOTE ]

I know mine does /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Steve

[Cyrus]

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When a woman says no while laughing, that means yes.





[/ QUOTE ]

So all we gotta do is tickle 'em?

[Soh]

What does FYP mean?

Thanks

Soh

[Jack of Arcades]

I met a girl a couple semesters ago named Sarah. Cute girl, extremely smart and interesting with good taste in music... at least, similar taste in music to mine. Within a few minutes I became pretty interested in her, but quickly learned she had a fiance. W/E, she and I became pretty close friends and that was that.

Anyway, the engagement broke off and she declared that she'd be taking a break from dating for about a year.

One month, she was dating someone new. Why? Because when she says "I'm not dating anyone for a year" she means "I want someone to show an insane devotion to me despite proclaiming a year long dating break."

Yeah, even she admits that one was a bit heavy on the WTF scale.

[Mike Cuneo]

[ QUOTE ]
What does From Your Post mean?

Thanks

Soh

[/ QUOTE ]

FYP

[Soh]

Thanks!

Now I can sleep.

Soh

[Pwn Thai]

Ok, here's another oh great translators:

A girl leads you on all night then when you kiss her she stops you after a couple secs and says:

"No, I don't want to be your rebound girl." (because she knows about your recent breakup)

fkucking women.

PT

[gorie]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
What does From Your Post mean?

Thanks

Soh

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FYP

[/ QUOTE ]

er, i always thought it was "fixed your post" , since people use it when they change someones post.

[GoblinMason (Craig)]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
What does Fixed Your Post mean?

Thanks

Soh

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FYP

[/ QUOTE ]

FYP

[A_C_Slater]

When a woman says "no" while crying, it means "tie me up with duct tape and suffocate me with a garbage bag."

[Mike Cuneo]

mybad