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UCF THAYER

07-03-2005, 08:59 AM

In high school i used to be able to pull all kinds of tail. I was a swimmer and in good shape.
Now in college i am out of shape and very lazy. VERY LAZY. I have lots of money though due to my laziness(poker). I wanna be able to get some without much effort, do you guys got any ideas? I feel like i should be able to get a whole lot, im not unattractive, i just want to find a way to get easy ass without going all out rocks and rings style. Someone help me.

KaneKungFu123

07-03-2005, 09:06 AM

The fact that you are asking about his here says alot.

if you arent getting laid anymore, it isnt because you arent in as good as shape (unless you REALLY let yourself turn to [censored]), its probally because your confidence has turned to [censored].

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In high school i used to be able to pull all kinds of tail. I was a swimmer and in good shape.
Now in college i am out of shape and very lazy. VERY LAZY. I have lots of money though due to my laziness(poker). I wanna be able to get some without much effort, do you guys got any ideas? I feel like i should be able to get a whole lot, im not unattractive, i just want to find a way to get easy ass without going all out rocks and rings style. Someone help me.

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UCF THAYER

07-03-2005, 09:15 AM

Well i just don't really feel like going up to girls and talking to them, i guess i just want them to approach me or something. Does this happen?

KaneKungFu123

07-03-2005, 09:29 AM

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Well i just don't really feel like going up to girls and talking to them, i guess i just want them to approach me or something. Does this happen?

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i dont really know what the hell it is you are talking about. it seems like you arent coming out with all of it.

Lalit Khajuria

07-03-2005, 09:31 AM

Just move here(Asia) and you will get class pussy as much as you want, it's enough you speak english and have some $$$.

KaneKungFu123

07-03-2005, 09:32 AM

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Just move here(Asia) and you will get class pussy as much as you want, it's enough you speak english and have some $$$.

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Overdrive

07-03-2005, 09:33 AM

http://www.bigdoggie.net

UCF THAYER

07-03-2005, 09:45 AM

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Well i just don't really feel like going up to girls and talking to them, i guess i just want them to approach me or something. Does this happen?

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i dont really know what the hell it is you are talking about. it seems like you arent coming out with all of it.

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I just wanna get some steady ass without putting forward any effort.

gorie

07-03-2005, 10:22 AM

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I just wanna get some steady ass without putting forward any effort.

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wanna be my boyfriend ?

UCF THAYER

07-03-2005, 10:31 AM

sure, come on over

TStoneMBD

07-03-2005, 10:33 AM

the key to getting women to sleep with you without having to put in much effort is that you have to be able to snap your fingers well.

Mayhap

07-03-2005, 10:34 AM

It's just like poker. If you sit there thinking "I can't catch a hand.", you usually don't.

BigBaitsim (milo)

07-03-2005, 11:04 AM

Step 1) Shut off your computer.

Step 2) Leave your room.

The rest you have to figure out for yourself.

ucfryan

07-03-2005, 11:07 AM

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In high school i used to be able to pull all kinds of tail. I was a swimmer and in good shape.
Now in college i am out of shape and very lazy. VERY LAZY. I have lots of money though due to my laziness(poker). I wanna be able to get some without much effort, do you guys got any ideas? I feel like i should be able to get a whole lot, im not unattractive, i just want to find a way to get easy ass without going all out rocks and rings style. Someone help me.

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Jesus dude, you're hopeless. Everything worth anything in life requires work, get used to it.

UCF THAYER

07-03-2005, 11:17 AM

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In high school i used to be able to pull all kinds of tail. I was a swimmer and in good shape.
Now in college i am out of shape and very lazy. VERY LAZY. I have lots of money though due to my laziness(poker). I wanna be able to get some without much effort, do you guys got any ideas? I feel like i should be able to get a whole lot, im not unattractive, i just want to find a way to get easy ass without going all out rocks and rings style. Someone help me.

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Jesus dude, you're hopeless. Everything worth anything in life requires work, get used to it.

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psh....
i go to pounders or liquid cellar alot whenever i want to get wasted and hookup.
All i'm saying is that i'm kinda lazy and was wondering if there are any good ways of getting some without effort. I'm sick of the "bar scene".

swede123

07-03-2005, 12:07 PM

Let me get this straight. You have money. You want pussy. You don't want to work at it. It seems like the solution to your problems is a hooker. Now was that really that difficult?

Swede

UCF THAYER

07-03-2005, 12:12 PM

I don't want a hooker. I want a young girl who will want to be with me. Someone who would want to cuddle with me, clean the house and wash my clothes for me, and give regular oral.

IronDragon1

07-03-2005, 12:36 PM

rusellmj

07-03-2005, 12:39 PM

Fat chicks.

gorie

07-03-2005, 12:50 PM

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I don't want a hooker. I want a young girl who will want to be with me. Someone who would want to cuddle with me, clean the house and wash my clothes for me, and give regular oral.

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i don't get this thread. how is your situation different than any guy that wants a girlfriend ? see one of the other gazillion posts on this topic.

it's magic, it'll happen on its own. keep playing poker.

LargeCents

07-03-2005, 12:58 PM

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I don't want a hooker. I want a young girl who will want to be with me. Someone who would want to cuddle with me, clean the house and wash my clothes for me, and give regular oral.

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Sounds like you are trying to invent a situation, such that you can feel more and more pathetic. If we gave you a reasonable solution to the above request, you'd simply add more stuff like, "I want to wear adult diapers, and she will change them, give me a bath, and feed me baby food.". Maybe you need some counselling. Maybe you have a latent desire to crawl back into your own mother's womb, perhaps wishing you were never even born.

Jack of Arcades

07-03-2005, 01:35 PM

Learn some magic tricks.

johnnybeef

07-03-2005, 01:49 PM

booze and the ability to make women laugh work for me.

KingOtter

07-03-2005, 02:04 PM

Google 'sarging'.

KO

4thstreetpete

07-03-2005, 02:15 PM

Seriously I never understood why people come on 2+2 asking for advice on how to get pussy. Your average 2+2er here is some pimple face 23 yr old virgin, who's a computer programmer and plays poker all day.

bonanz

07-03-2005, 02:25 PM

disgrace to UCF. go to clasroom building 1, hang out there. thats where all the education majors hang out. help someone download an email attachment in the computer lab and you're in there like swimwear.

Lalit Khajuria

07-03-2005, 02:27 PM

I think you answered your own question.

Seriously to OP do you have cute female friends or sister, just hang out with them and all girls will get intrested of you. But dont make it look like you are a gay...

tonypaladino

07-03-2005, 03:51 PM

[quote, i just want to find a way to get easy ass without going all out rocks and rings style.

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Rocks & Rings? LOL!!! Should we call you the magician???

PoBoy321

07-03-2005, 04:06 PM

How about you stop being a pussy, start treating girls like [censored], and you'll start to get some. it works like a charm.

Sponger15SB

07-03-2005, 04:08 PM

Did anyone else start laughing while reading this post?

moose47

07-03-2005, 04:13 PM

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disgrace to UCF. go to clasroom building 1, hang out there. thats where all the education majors hang out. help someone download an email attachment in the computer lab and you're in there like swimwear.

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Couldn't agree more. There are so many places on campus that you can just hang out and wait for opportunites to arise. (The HIV testing trailer is NOT one of them) I would suggest the library in the education building. Or you can just strip and jump into the fountain. That is sure to get attention...

Blarg

07-03-2005, 04:22 PM

Dude, women reach maximum shallowness around your age, so your money will help a ton, but when it comes to getting it on, you can't help the huge shallow appeal of looking your best. Not to mention it's good for your self-confidence and people even think you're smarter etc. if you're better looking.

So think of how you're going to make it easier on them to like you. Lots of them would probably love to like you, if you made it easy for them. So don't stand in your way. Get in shape! It will never EVER be easier than now.

And try to be genuinely mentally alert and interested in the world. Nothing is more boring than someone who isn't interested in the world around them. Turn off the t.v. and do some stuff besides poker. P.S. -- sports and outdoor stuff are great ways to get a woman's spirit high and energetic, and if you're in the vicinity and part of it, part of the blame for that good feeling is going to wash over onto you. If you're good at tennis or volleyball or rollerblading or some sport women like, you've got an endless number of cheap, very fun dates. It's summer time! Get out there and be active 'n' vibrant 'n' stuff. If you're not playing poker or doing laundry or eating or stuff where you have to be at home, GET OUT. Hopefully not just into another room somewhere else, but outdoors. Girls like tans on guys just as much as we like them on girls.

ChoicestHops

07-03-2005, 04:34 PM

It's not that hard in college. Like Blarg said, girls are very shallow. As long as you are not completely ugly poon is everywhere your age. You also have a big +EV if you have money, you don't even have to look good. Have a good personality, woo the women, be fun, and fling your money around and it'll come your way.

Blarg

07-03-2005, 04:50 PM

Yeah, just don't stand in your own way. Throwing a little money around, as long as you aren't doing it in a crass way, should be all you need. And, um...plenty of women are crazy about totally crass guys too. Especially if they have money. Just make sure they have fun; that's more than enough for most of them, and more than they get sitting around alone in their rooms or something. Which they especially hate if their friends are out having fun while they're not. So competitive and all... Just give 'em a reason!

BeerMoney

07-03-2005, 04:56 PM

Do you have a big unit? If you do, you might want to circulate a rumor that you have one. Even if you don't this could still work.

ChoicestHops

07-03-2005, 04:58 PM

Just make sure they are drunk at the time or you're screwed when the find out you aren't well endowed.

man

07-03-2005, 05:26 PM

I think you may have the problem of actually having standards. see, I found out early in life that it is much easier to lower my standards of beauty and to let women come to me than it is to seek them out. fat chicks need lovin' too.

KingOtter

07-03-2005, 05:56 PM

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disgrace to UCF. go to clasroom building 1, hang out there. thats where all the education majors hang out. help someone download an email attachment in the computer lab and you're in there like swimwear.

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It helps if they're wearing this, too:
http://www.asos.com/images/prods/CFCTS6025/image1l.JPG

KO

PokerBob

07-03-2005, 06:03 PM

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Step 1) Shut off your computer.

Step 2) Leave your room.

The rest you have to figure out for yourself.

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This is the only response necessary.

Blackjack

07-03-2005, 06:12 PM

It doesn't help that you're an ass. In fact, I'm glad you're not getting any. You don't deserve it.

Blackjack

stretch22

07-03-2005, 06:23 PM

Jesus Christ. Why on Earth do you think anyone would ever want to do this for you? You have many deep misconceptions. Do you even think this is reasonable? That would be your first problem.

afk

07-03-2005, 07:37 PM

MagicAntonio

07-03-2005, 07:53 PM

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i just want to find a way to get easy ass without going all out rocks and rings style.

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Hey Budget Boy, listen up. Rocks & Rings is the only way to go, bro. All the pluckworthy honeys dig it.

Take some of that poker money and buy yourself a Prowler and some Armani threads.

-Antonio

www.magicantonio.com (http://www.magicantonio.com/)

Lawrence Ng

07-03-2005, 08:28 PM

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I just wanna get some steady ass without putting forward any effort.

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Pay for it. No effort, no strings, no grief.

Lawrence

nothumb

07-03-2005, 08:32 PM

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I can't get any

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My faith in cosmic justice has been restored.

NT

tbach24

07-03-2005, 09:53 PM

Totally 1.4 plan.

sexdrugsmoney

07-03-2005, 10:28 PM

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Well i just don't really feel like going up to girls and talking to them, i guess i just want them to approach me or something. Does this happen?

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Sounds like you've lost your balls.

j/k but it does sound like you've lost the desire to make plays at them, reason is why?

Obviously it's not your libido, as you are still interested in females and sex.

It sounds like your disinterested in the whole time-consuming game of chasing tail, of which I agree. (in my lonliness)

When you think about it, guys spend an awful lot of time trying to obtain a girlfriend, much more time than a female spends to get into a relationship with a man. (they get far less rejections ... says the Hunchback of 2+2) /images/graemlins/wink.gif

I suppose if you make that card you need (ie- "love") then the implied odds make it worth it, or if you make a substitute (a smokin' chick) it's worth it ... but if you look at this though PT eyes, it's -EV all this time chasing tail ... you could pay a high class escort for one hour to 'top you off' and then get back to work multi-tabling.

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