tomdemaine
07-02-2005, 09:04 AM
Life is like a box of chocolates, everyone’s had one and you always think someone else’s is better than yours.
Life is like a Broadway musical, at the beginning everything is loud and new and exciting by the end you want to kill yourself.
Life is like a Joss stick, it stinks and then it’s gone.
Life is like a firework, it costs a fortune, burns brightly for a short while then fizzles out.
Life is like an airport detective novel hugely confusing and by the time you’ve figured out the point you don’t care anymore.
Life is like Tom Cruise, rich, quirky but short.
Life is like Mexican food, the spicier it is the more you will regret it later.
Life is like a bad pop song, difficult to endure but at least it will be over soon.
Life is like losing your virginity, you really want it but when the time comes you don’t know what to do.
Life is like a Woody Allen movie, strange, funny, and with gratuitous self-references.
Life is like a motorway, long, loud and full of annoying assholes.
Life is like a fashion trend, when you’re young it’s cool and exciting when you’re old it’s stupid and pointless.
Anyone??
Life is like a Broadway musical, at the beginning everything is loud and new and exciting by the end you want to kill yourself.
Life is like a Joss stick, it stinks and then it’s gone.
Life is like a firework, it costs a fortune, burns brightly for a short while then fizzles out.
Life is like an airport detective novel hugely confusing and by the time you’ve figured out the point you don’t care anymore.
Life is like Tom Cruise, rich, quirky but short.
Life is like Mexican food, the spicier it is the more you will regret it later.
Life is like a bad pop song, difficult to endure but at least it will be over soon.
Life is like losing your virginity, you really want it but when the time comes you don’t know what to do.
Life is like a Woody Allen movie, strange, funny, and with gratuitous self-references.
Life is like a motorway, long, loud and full of annoying assholes.
Life is like a fashion trend, when you’re young it’s cool and exciting when you’re old it’s stupid and pointless.
Anyone??