Gimmick accounts we haven't heard from in a while

[The Stranger]

Come out, come out, wherever you are!

[Frank Pembleton]

This is a tragically stupid thread.

[Towelie]

Sup.



















You wanna get high?

[sup ho]

Sup ho's been busy doing gangbangs for internet porn. But, sup ho's living large now, and now can be seen driving around in her bright purple Eagle Talon slamming Ace of Bass.

[private joker]

SameThreadBumper was banned.

[God in heaven]

For those who don't believe in me, I am considered a gimmick account, so I guess that qualifies me to post in this thread.

[DukeTheDumpster]

What's up?

[Unnecessary nh]

[ QUOTE ]
This is a tragic.

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nh

[John Kruk]

Go Phillies.

[The Stranger]

Towelie, you're the worst gimmick account ever!

[A Friggin Cow]

MOOOOOOOOO!

[Towelie]

I know.

























You wanna get high?

[Sponger15SB]

[ QUOTE ]
SameThreadBumper was banned.

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Same with one of mine.....


We cannot proceed.

Your account has been banned or locked: XXXX XXXXXXXX

Please use your back button to return to the previous page.

[Dynasty]

[ QUOTE ]
Towelie, you're the worst gimmick account ever!

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I beat you to this by 41 days (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=2449635&page=&view=&s b=5&o=&vc=1).

[Vinny Testaverde]

I need a job.

[Mr. Mackey]

No I don't wanna get high mmkay? Drugs are bad mmkay?

[Tim&Joe]

Tim: I think they mean us Joe, so I guess we should say hi.

Joe: Heelllllllloooooooo guys. /images/graemlins/grin.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Tim: We're still here, reading and just trying to live our lives without all the fanfare and controversy like some other poster.

Joe: Tim, You mean a big poster whose hobbies include, learning, laughing and mostly just posting about his sexual orientation?

Tim: Yes I do Joe, I prefer to not be defined by things like who I have sex with, what about you?

Joe: did you say sex, Tim? /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif

Tim: You're so bad Joe /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[HotGrl69]

Any hot guys want to hook up?

[John Kruk]

Some noob banned DeadisaRetard and said "Account banned. Reason: Gimmick account to make fun of poser Dead."

[-Skeme-]

Yeah, this (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=exchange&Number=2609441&Fo rum=,All_Forums,&Words=&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Main =2608603&Search=true&where=&Name=37612&daterange=& newerval=&newertype=&olderval=&oldertype=&bodyprev =#Post2609441) was me. Didn't use it much, but had it's moments. Some piece of garbage (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=exchange&Number=2614900&Fo rum=,All_Forums,&Words=&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Main =2611268&Search=true&where=&Name=37612&daterange=& newerval=&newertype=&olderval=&oldertype=&bodyprev =#Post2614900) totally ripped off the name, too. Which one of you was it?

[Bill Clinton]

As long as you can keep it quiet...

[brilliantIMO]

[ QUOTE ]
Come out, come out, wherever you are!

[/ QUOTE ]
<-- your play

[stabn]

Tim&Joe,

You’re the best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down
You’re the Best!
Around!
Nothing’s gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-own!

[zer0 cool]

Sorry. I wasn't able to use a computer for a while after taking over a TV network.

[El D]

The MSPaint thread rules...

http://img278.imageshack.us/img278/3223/diablo3nl.jpg

[The Stranger]

[ QUOTE ]
Any hot guys want to hook up?

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wanna cyber?

[Carlito]

This thread? It's cool.

[God in heaven]

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Any hot guys want to hook up?

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wanna cyber?

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Are you two married to eachother? Remember, I have powers to turn your cards against you. Just fair warning.

[spamuell]

God will you cyber? That would be awesome.

[The Stranger]

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Any hot guys want to hook up?

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wanna cyber?

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Are you two married to eachother? Remember, I have powers to turn your cards against you. Just fair warning.

[/ QUOTE ]

what cards?

[God in heaven]

Spamuell,
You earlier revealed that you have taken part in sinful activities so I would not waste my precious time on you.

[spamuell]

[ QUOTE ]
Spamuell,
You earlier revealed that you have taken part in sinful activities so I would not waste my precious time on you.

[/ QUOTE ]

What? When? How may I redeem myself O Lord?

[God in heaven]

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Any hot guys want to hook up?

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wanna cyber?

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Are you two married to eachother? Remember, I have powers to turn your cards against you. Just fair warning.

[/ QUOTE ]

what cards?

[/ QUOTE ]

I forgot you have stopped playing. I'll find some other way to punish you if you sin, son.

[Ogre Palowakski]

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Any hot guys want to hook up?

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wanna cyber?

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Are you two married to eachother? Remember, I have powers to turn your cards against you. Just fair warning.

[/ QUOTE ]

what cards?

[/ QUOTE ]

I forgot you have stopped playing. I'll find some other way to punish you if you sin, son.

[/ QUOTE ]


You're the ultimate nerd.

[Poker CADvantage]

I am the best you've ever seen.

You are all pwn3d if you play at my tables

[mantasm]

hey, it's me. mantasm.

[God in heaven]

This post:
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You have only received advice from Talk2BigSteve???

No, not only advice.


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You are not married to Talk2BigSteve, are you???? (don't even consider lieing to me)

[TheIrishThug]

apparently god doesn't know how to spell, but i'll give him a break for being god and all.

[TheBigamist]

nt

[God in heaven]

[ QUOTE ]
apparently god doesn't know how to spell, but i'll give him a break for being god and all.

[/ QUOTE ]

/images/graemlins/blush.gif
I have reserved one of the best suites up here for you /images/graemlins/wink.gif.

Just don't spread the word about my dyslexia, please (could lose some of my authoratorian, allmighty image /images/graemlins/frown.gif).

[YourFoxyGrandma]

[ QUOTE ]
Yeah, this (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=exchange&Number=2609441&Fo rum=,All_Forums,&Words=&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Main =2608603&Search=true&where=&Name=37612&daterange=& newerval=&newertype=&olderval=&oldertype=&bodyprev =#Post2609441) was me. Didn't use it much, but had it's moments. Some piece of garbage (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=exchange&Number=2614900&Fo rum=,All_Forums,&Words=&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Main =2611268&Search=true&where=&Name=37612&daterange=& newerval=&newertype=&olderval=&oldertype=&bodyprev =#Post2614900) totally ripped off the name, too. Which one of you was it?

[/ QUOTE ]

Hahaha. Dude, that's hilarious.

[sup ho]

listen bitch, you best just step the hell off! all these guys in here, are sup ho's. first of all, you look like a guy. and that skanky ass leopard print went out of style when sup ho was leading her cheerleading team to a national champtionship in 1996. so just get your skinny ass on outta here before sup ho does a jumping toe kick your grill. understand, honey?

[Chairman Wood]

One of my favorite quotes in movie history is [ QUOTE ]
Put him in a body bag Johnny, yeah,

[/ QUOTE ] hidious laughter ensues

[spamuell]

[ QUOTE ]
This post:
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You have only received advice from Talk2BigSteve???

No, not only advice.


[/ QUOTE ]

You are not married to Talk2BigSteve, are you???? (don't even consider lieing to me)

[/ QUOTE ]

Ah, the sin of hilarious sexual innuendoes. Don't worry God, I'll come and see you privately and I'm sure I can make it up to you. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[God in heaven]

[ QUOTE ]
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This post:
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You have only received advice from Talk2BigSteve???

No, not only advice.


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You are not married to Talk2BigSteve, are you???? (don't even consider lieing to me)

[/ QUOTE ]

Ah, the sin of hilarious sexual innuendoes. Don't worry God, I'll come and see you privately and I'm sure I can make it up to you. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Sure we can find a solution /images/graemlins/cool.gif.

[-Skeme-]

[ QUOTE ]
Hahaha. Dude, that's hilarious.

[/ QUOTE ]

The account or the fact that someone ripped it off?

[The Stranger]

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Any hot guys want to hook up?

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wanna cyber?

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Are you two married to eachother? Remember, I have powers to turn your cards against you. Just fair warning.

[/ QUOTE ]


So typing one-handed with your pants around your ankles, while typing sexual material is not a sin, as long as you're married to the other person?

[vulturesrow]

[ QUOTE ]
MOOOOOOOOO!

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Dont forget, I know who you belong to Cow. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[God in heaven]

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Any hot guys want to hook up?

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wanna cyber?

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Are you two married to eachother? Remember, I have powers to turn your cards against you. Just fair warning.

[/ QUOTE ]


So typing one-handed with your pants around your ankles, while typing sexual material is not a sin, as long as you're married to the other person?

[/ QUOTE ]

If I get too specific about what is right and wrong I destroy the livelihood of my interpretators in different religions and the basis for having different religions. The poor humans are not ready for that yet.

[The Stranger]

[ QUOTE ]

If I get too specific about what is right and wrong I destroy the livelihood of my interpretators in different religions and the basis for having different religions. The poor humans are not ready for that yet.

[/ QUOTE ]

Wait, so a person has to join a religion in order to have a relationship with you? I know hundreds of people who pray and meditate every day and never go to church, and do not belong to a religion. Should I let them know its not working?

[God in heaven]

[ QUOTE ]
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If I get too specific about what is right and wrong I destroy the livelihood of my interpretators in different religions and the basis for having different religions. The poor humans are not ready for that yet.

[/ QUOTE ]

Wait, so a person has to join a religion in order to have a relationship with you? I know hundreds of people who pray and meditate every day and never go to church, and do not belong to a religion. Should I let them know its not working?

[/ QUOTE ]

No, I am available to all. I am above religion. I am the original, religion is a copy.

[Austin Powers]

Do I make you horny, baby?

[Austin Powers]

[ QUOTE ]
Any hot guys want to hook up?

[/ QUOTE ]

Shall we shag now or shall we shag later?

[YourFoxyGrandma]

The account.

[Mason Storm]

[censored] you and die!

[Inappropriate NH]

[ QUOTE ]
God will you cyber? That would be awesome.

[/ QUOTE ]

nh

[YourFoxyGrandma]

[ QUOTE ]
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God will you cyber? That would be awesome.

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nh

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See, this is borderline appropriate, thus lame.

to quote Unnecessary nh,
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800,000 people died in Rwanda

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nh

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nh, sir.

[-Skeme-]

Thanks. /images/graemlins/laugh.gif Now who is the thief, out with it, you unoriginal turd.

[Your Boss]

Get back to work, slackers. And get my cruise itinerary together.

And get me a motherfing donut over here.

[Diane Peterson]

Internet pornography is an addiction that will RUIN YOUR LIFE!

[INEVITABILI TY]

THIS THREAD IS MEANINGLESS

[CallMeIshmael]

[ QUOTE ]
Yeah, this (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=exchange&Number=2609441&Fo rum=,All_Forums,&Words=&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Main =2608603&Search=true&where=&Name=37612&daterange=& newerval=&newertype=&olderval=&oldertype=&bodyprev =#Post2609441) was me. Didn't use it much, but had it's moments. Some piece of garbage (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=exchange&Number=2614900&Fo rum=,All_Forums,&Words=&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Main =2611268&Search=true&where=&Name=37612&daterange=& newerval=&newertype=&olderval=&oldertype=&bodyprev =#Post2614900) totally ripped off the name, too. Which one of you was it?

[/ QUOTE ]

I dont get it... they're the same account /images/graemlins/confused.gif


EDIT: I just saw the other one post in this thread... is that what you meant?

[[censored]]

I thought we were going to have a tournament of death between the various gimmick accounts, with the worst being banned. perhaps with the user mods this is feasible now.

[CallMeIshmael]

[ QUOTE ]
I thought we were going to have a tournament of death between the various gimmick accounts, with the worst being banned. perhaps with the user mods this is feasible now.

[/ QUOTE ]

Brilliant idea.

[seansolo]

ummmmm wil their b any star wars stuff ?

[ligerliger]

My old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out for this thread but she couldn't cause she's doing some modeling right now.

[Pedro Sanchez]

If you vote for me all of your wildest dreams will come true.

[Daryn is a Tool]

Daryn is such a tool.

[Joey Knish]

You're a little punk. Also, Dead is awesome.

[Sam Kinison]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Sam Kinison]

OH GOD

[whiskeytown]

gawd, I miss sup bro...

hope he's back on the defensive line, collapsing the pocket and dropping the opposing QB, cause Sup Bro is like no other. Sup Bro never gives up

RB

[Klepton]

[ QUOTE ]
You're a little punk.

[/ QUOTE ]

this is the best gimmick account

[Dr. StrangeloveX]

No, cliff notes is the best. We could use some more cliff notes.

[beerbandit]

say it, say itttt!

[IrrelevantFact]

Gimmick Accounts comprise 0.0003% of all 2+2 traffic.

[mason55]

[ QUOTE ]
Internet pornography is an addiction that will RUIN YOUR LIFE!

[/ QUOTE ]

This one has serious potential on this board.

[Sue Johanson]

[ QUOTE ]
Internet pornography is an addiction that will RUIN YOUR LIFE!

[/ QUOTE ]

This is not true. Pornography is an essential part of a healthy sex life. And remember guys, You won't get a goody 'til you wrap your woody!

[Gunny Highway]

I've drank more beer, pissed more blood, and banged more quiff than all you numb-nuts put together

[LeatherFace]

[ QUOTE ]
I've drank more beer, pissed more blood, and banged more quiff than all you numb-nuts put together

[/ QUOTE ]
I beg to differ, nancy boy.

[trying2learn]

[ QUOTE ]
No, cliff notes is the best. We could use some more cliff notes.

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[Gunny Highway]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I've drank more beer, pissed more blood, and banged more quiff than all you numb-nuts put together

[/ QUOTE ]
I beg to differ, nancy boy.

[/ QUOTE ]

Shut that hole under your nose and go hump somebody else's leg, muttface.

[LeatherFace]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I've drank more beer, pissed more blood, and banged more quiff than all you numb-nuts put together

[/ QUOTE ]
I beg to differ, nancy boy.

[/ QUOTE ]

Shut that hole under your nose and go hump somebody else's leg, muttface.

[/ QUOTE ]

You wouldn't happen to be talking about your moms hole? because right now I'm eating her. okay ill take my tongue out. next time just tell her to keep it shut herself.

[Gimmick]

I am what I am.

[VinceCall]

You probably don't hear from some gimmick accounts because they are not nearly so funny as it seemed like they would be.

[Johnny Chan]

Post deleted by Dynasty

[The Stranger]

why don't you have an avatar Johnny?

[eric5148]

Gimmick account with no avatar? Lame.

[The Stranger]

[ QUOTE ]
http://www.pokerpages.com/pokerinfo/tournamentgallery/wsop/johnny-chan-2001-22.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

Not bad. Not bad. You can try this one too if you want.
http://www.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/a/a2/Orange-fruit-2.jpg

[Johnny Chan]

Post deleted by Dynasty

[The Stranger]

[ QUOTE ]
I'm not as clever as you

[/ QUOTE ]

did I just pwn Johnny Freakin' Chan? Awesome!!

[MagicAntonio]

This thread is totally 1.4.

[trying2learn]

this thread has been hijacked from gimmick accounts we haven't heard from to brand new ones starting today.

where's sup bro when you need him?

[fsuplayer]

[ QUOTE ]
This thread is totally 1.4.

[/ QUOTE ]

awesome, but you really need to link to your website in every post.

[BillFillmaff]

Listen here you skinny litle twerp. I'm the best pokr champ of all time, you all are just chumpss. The undisputed kinng is here and if any of you cross me, you be skulls and bones. registration is still availabl for Camp Fillmaff for only $5000, just PM me with your CC# and SSN#. I ain't no jopke, im da best.

1998 Worldwide Poker Champion
Author of Secret System
Best of the Best
http://www.billfillmaff.com

[eric5148]

WTF did this thread turn into? The gimmick account auditions?

[The Stranger]

[ QUOTE ]
WTF did this thread turn into? The gimmick account auditions?

[/ QUOTE ]

I would imagine there's about one or two people with all of these. Well, two of them are mine, /images/graemlins/tongue.gif.

[eric5148]

Really? I've got 4 in here.

[Johnny Chan]

Post deleted by Dynasty

[BillFillmaff]

Cram it assbagg! every1 knows i am the unidisputed poker champion. you couldnt even hold my jock CHANG. and if I EVER see any of you playinig my signature hadn - King JACK off - i will hunt you down.

Johnny, ur a loser
I am a winner
I took ur mother
out to dinnerr!!!!!


1998 Worldwide Poker Champion
Author of Secret System
Best of the Best
http://www.billfillmaff.com

[HWHAT]

HWHAT?????

[OOTInsider]

You are all a bunch of retarted morans.

SIIHP

[Adam Carolla]

Did you know that I'm literally a millionare? LITERALLY?

[The Stranger]

[ QUOTE ]
For those who don't believe in me, I am considered a gimmick account, so I guess that qualifies me to post in this thread.

[/ QUOTE ]

you need an avatar too.

I suggest this:

http://www.transload.net/~sparkwheel/faith/god.jpg

[The Stranger]

[ QUOTE ]
Did you know that I'm literally a millionare? LITERALLY?

[/ QUOTE ]

what happened to Ricky Rachman? I enjoy your work on Loveline a lot, but I miss Ricky too.

[Dr. Drew]

[ QUOTE ]
This thread is totally 1.4.

[/ QUOTE ]

You're gay.

[The Stranger]

Hey Dr. Pinsky! Remember me from Briar? September-December, 2001?

[God in heaven]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
For those who don't believe in me, I am considered a gimmick account, so I guess that qualifies me to post in this thread.

[/ QUOTE ]

you need an avatar too.

I suggest this:

http://www.transload.net/~sparkwheel/faith/god.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

Took a picture with my webcam instead:

http://www.pen.k12.va.us/Div/Winchester/jhhs/math/humor/comics/computer/god.jpg

[Dragonlord]

<---pure pwnage

[Tony Montana]

This thread like a great big pussy jus' waitin' to get fucked

[eric5148]

The mods here are NITS. MagicAntonio got banned for "impersonating Antonio Esfandiari." Wtf?

The fact that someone could actually think it was really Antonio Esfandiari is quite hilarious, and much funnier than the gimmick account itself.