Best way to scope out hotties at the pool w/o appearing obvious

[MoreWineII]

If anybody has any tips or tricks, I'd love to hear 'em.

It's that time of year again.

[Biloxi]

Sunglasses /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[slickpoppa]

By scope out, do you mean pick them up? IF you want to pick up chicks, you want to be obvious.

[MoreWineII]

I wear glasses. /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

Maybe it's time to get off my fat ass and get some prescription sunglasses.

[chaas4747]

You just posted about your wife in the buddy thread. So are you trying to not get noticed by the honeys or by the wife?

[FouTight]

not popping wood is also a great starting point

[Phoenix1010]

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If anybody has any tips or tricks, I'd love to hear 'em.

It's that time of year again.

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Sand colored camouflage. Camp out right next to them and peep all you want. If they're in the water, wear a shark suit.

[MoreWineII]

No, I'm married. Need to look w/o alerting the wife.

I can get away with a quick glance here and there as it is, but I was wondering if there were and super-duper tricks to get more satisfying views.

Like maybe bringing a novel and drilling a hole though the center of it..?

"Honey, how come every time I look up, your book is facing in a different direction?"

[Phoenix1010]

Find a flat square of card board about 3-4 feet long. Poke a hole in it. Carry it around in front of you and peep through the hole, whispering "moove the towel, moove the towel."

[kerssens]

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Find a flat square of card board about 3-4 feet long. Poke a hole in it. Carry it around in front of you and peep through the hole, whispering "moove the towel, moove the towel."

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Ohhh!! They spotted me!!

[MoreWineII]

I tried the periscope from underwater method, but it was just too conspicuous.

http://www.paulsslides.com/images/periscope.jpg

[beerbandit]

http://www.bodog.com/images/non-sports/johnnychan.jpg

johnny new the key, sungalasses baby

[jakethebake]

http://www.thesweepers.com/jane/deep%20north/periscope.gif

[wegs the wegs]

I'm sure that a personal cloaking device would work but I hear those are expensive.

[jakethebake]

Dammit. Beat me by a minute. Great minds...

[MikeL05]

Get a hotter wife and scope her out.

[beerbandit]

http://www.usstoledoca133.com/Photos/52.%20Doctor%20transfer%20to%20submarine.jpg

this would help you stay under water longer

[MoreWineII]

My wife's plenty cute. I still like to look though, I am a male after all.

[MoreWineII]

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http://www.njscuba.net/artifacts/img/uss_virginia.jpg



this would help you stay under water longer

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Stealing bandwidth? /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[jakethebake]

Clearly this is your answer...

http://www.freightlinerchassisownersclub.org/Talking%20sunglasses%20031.jpg

[jakethebake]

http://web.ukonline.co.uk/sssrcsoaring/images/LinksPageImages/Sunglasses.jpg

[MoreWineII]

I found the answer, but I couldn't have done it without you guys:

http://www.spytechs.com/spy_cameras/video-sunglasses.htm

[beerbandit]

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Stealing bandwidth?

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what the hell does that mean

[sleight]

Is there a cortical implant option for those puppies? Or at least another model besides oakley razor circa 1995?

[Blarg]

Just look from the bottom of the pool. Bring a magazine so you won't be conspicuous.

[jakethebake]

Get yourself a pair of these. They're prescription!

http://www.sportoptix.com/images/V3/V3%20Pink%202.jpg

[Eurotrash]

i like that avatar /images/graemlins/smirk.gif


it doesn't scale down well unfortunately /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[jakethebake]

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i like that avatar /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

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HaHaHaHaHa! I just looked and saw who it is. Hilarious!

[MoreWineII]

Your link showed up for me as a red box with the words "Bandwidth Theft Prevented" in big yellow letters inside it.

[bronzepiglet]

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I found the answer, but I couldn't have done it without you guys:

http://www.spytechs.com/spy_cameras/video-sunglasses.htm

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Your wife might wonder why you suddenly start taking your "lucky lighter" to the pool all the time.



Oh yeah, and she also might ask why there's a wire running from your lucky lighter to your sunglasses. I'm sure there's an easy explanation. though.

[Eurotrash]

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i like that avatar /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

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HaHaHaHaHa! I just looked and saw who it is. Hilarious!

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thanks Jake /images/graemlins/grin.gif I think that one is my best entry into the MS Paint thread so far.. it's definitely the one i worked the longest on.


you should check out all the others, there's some funny [censored] in that thread. also, contribute.

[beerbandit]

i saw that also, what does it mean though?

[offTopic]

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I wear glasses. /images/graemlins/crazy.gif


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Duuuuuuuuuuhhh...how has Dynasty not responded to this thread yet???

http://www.magical-hogwarts.com/images/invisibility_cloak.jpg

[Bigdaddydvo]

I believe I'm the subject matter expert here...

This thread is hilarious/ironic to me. I hit on my wife for the first time 4 years ago today at the pool by my apartment complex. She was reading "The Shining" and I made a lame joke about how I got wasted on Red Rum the night before. She got over it, we kept talking, and the rest is history.