More Manliness

[LeatherFace]

Im already more manly then you but what are more things I can do to be more manly. Here is a list of current manly things I do:
Dont wash my hands
Do pushups at random times (ex. at the bank)
burp alot.
talk about beating women
kill bees with my bare hands.
hate on vegetarians

Is anyone more manly then me? Please share what you do that makes you a real man as I am seeking to improve myself

[kyro]

Refraining from creating stupid threads like this one would be a start.

[Tron]

Do you eat raw meat that you kill yourself?

[MoreWineII]

I make the "oooh oooh" sound from Home Improvement a lot.

[LeatherFace]

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Refraining from creating stupid threads like this one would be a start.

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WOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOOT TOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!

[bosoxfan]

Big Steve probably has some ideas for you.

[IndieMatty]

This is so weird, last night I had the thought of creating a similar gimmick account called "Ultimate Man". Thank God I didn't. This is lame.

[kyro]

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Refraining from creating stupid threads like this one would be a start.

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WOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOOT TOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!

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And that's not helping your cause either. But don't let my feminine ways stop you.

[jakethebake]

Beat up queers and bums.

[LeatherFace]

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This is so weird, last night I had the thought of creating a similar gimmick account called "Ultimate Man". Thank God I didn't. This is lame.

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Let me get this straight!!! last night you were sitting around and thinking about gimmick accounts to look cool on oot??? and then you come in my post and mention the word lame. Please im just trying to be more manly.

[LeatherFace]

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Beat up queers and bums.

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these are the words of a true man. I respect you.

[ibankonu]

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Do pushups at random times (ex. at the bank)


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I don't care how stupid this thread is, this part is gold.

[JaBlue]

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Refraining from creating stupid threads like this one would be a start.

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|^^^^^^^^^^^\ ||____
|.The STFU Truck..| ||'""|""\__,_
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WOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOOT TOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!

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HAHAHA

[Blarg]

Eat soup with a fork. Tough it out.

[beerbandit]

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Do pushups at random times (ex. at the bank)


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i still may be laughing tommorow - hoefully it doesnt make me pee the bed anymore

[beerbandit]

my [censored] has muttonchops

[OtisTheMarsupial]

This thread is funny.

Problem is, it just takes one idiot to make this thread a very very bad idea.

That said, you could also do the following to become more manly:
-go naked into the woods and play drums
-have sex with a stripper
-brag about having sex with a stripper in an online forum
-get in a bar fight
-eat live goldfish or insects
-chase women and non-manly things around with disgusting objects, such as dead mice or fake poo

[tonypaladino]

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Do pushups at random times (ex. at the bank)


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I don't care how stupid this thread is, this part is gold.

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[MtDon]

Tattoo "SEX" and "HATE" on the knuckles of your hands.

Go bear hunting in Alaska ( I thought of this because I just went to the podiatrist and he and his 13 year old son had just gotten back from Alaska where they had each got a bear.)

Spend a year or two in the state pen.

Raise with 23os UTG.

[-Skeme-]

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Do pushups at random times (ex. at the bank)

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hahah

[Vote4Pedro]

daaaaammmnn is that a picture of dj bliz?

[DavidC]

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Refraining from creating stupid threads like this one would be a start.

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NO sense of humour. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

Talking about beating on women isn't too manly.

Actually beating on vegetarians goes a long ways towards solving our "sissy liberal" problem though.

Good thread. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[skoal2k4]

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Refraining from creating stupid threads like this one would be a start.

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|^^^^^^^^^^^\ ||____
|.The STFU Truck..| ||'""|""\__,_
| __ GoO 4ever __ l ||__|__|__|)
|(@)(@)"""""""**|(@)(@)**(@)


WOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOOT TOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!

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And that's not helping your cause either. But don't let my feminine ways stop you.

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that's awesome ascii art though /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[MoreWineII]

Your name reminds me of something veeeeery manly, dipping Skoal. Eating Skoal. Whatever. Anything with "Skoal" in it.

[DavidC]

Bill Brasky's a son of a bitch!

[KingOtter]

You already blew it.

You used a word with more than 4 syllables. Never ever do that. You have to make it shorter and something derogatory like 'veg-bitches'.

KO

[Rev. Good Will]

consider taking up a different hobby, perhaps as a lumberjack.

[somethingstupid]

talk [censored]

[LeatherFace]

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talk [censored]

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I not only already talk [censored] but I also make little kids at the playground eat [censored]

[WackityWhiz]

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I not only already talk [censored] but I also make little kids at the playground eat [censored]

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thank you... you just reminded me of a bet that I made with a friend in high school. I don't remember what the bet was exactly, but the consequences were that he'd have to eat some dog [censored]. Needless to say, he lost.

TY, i'm calling him up right now... maybe I'll post some pics /images/graemlins/cool.gif