Most overrated exp. ever!!!

[Willluck]

Sex, IMO.

[CallMeIshmael]

wow... like, with a girl?

[Deftoner]

wow indeed.

[jason_t]

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Wow. You instantly became the most retarded poster. Ever.

[Arnfinn Madsen]

Hmm, I have considered trying it, but if it is overrated I guess I will just pass.

[Slacker13]

Try hand softener, it will make it much better for you.

[Willluck]

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Wow. You instantly became the most retarded poster. Ever.

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I knew I would get flames, but I just expected it to be like 10 times better

[Monkeyslacks]

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Sex, IMO.

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Provided you aren't female, are you sure you're doing it right?

[Willluck]

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wow... like, with a girl?

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I'm pretty sure she was a girl, at least that is what the ad said /images/graemlins/tongue.gif!

[Willluck]

positive, she came twice b4 i could.

[Monkeyslacks]

I dunno then... try the pooper?

[Leo99]

That's damn funny. Are you sure you like girls? She came twice before you? That's good. Might as well learn now, it's about her, not you. Oh, sure, you get to come, but making it good for her is what it's all about. Especially, if you care about her.

[billyjex]

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positive, she came twice b4 i could.

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for one thing, she probably sucked and is a dead fish. 2nd, just because she came don't mean you're good kid. i've been with girls who came after 3 pumps and i've had a gf for a year who never came. sex is the best thing in life , you're trippin.

[poker-penguin]

Dude you must have had some high expectations of sex.

Assuming your sister wasn't faking it though, you're obviously doing something right.

[Willluck]

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positive, she came twice b4 i could.

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for one thing, she probably sucked and is a dead fish. 2nd, just because she came don't mean you're good kid. i've been with girls who came after 3 pumps and i've had a gf for a year who never came. sex is the best thing in life , you're trippin.

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Yeah, it probably was the girl I was with.

[jason_t]

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positive, she came twice b4 i could.

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Was this your first time? If so, your mom was faking.

Edit: Or, per another poster, your sister.

[Willluck]

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positive, she came twice b4 i could.

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Was this your first time? If so, your mom was faking.

Edit: Or, per another poster, your sister.

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wow, I am sensing some jealousy. I would think you would be too busy banging strippers to try and flame me for this post.

[wacki]

My first time sucked too. I didn't cum and she made lots of annoying squeeky noises.

Meet the right woman and the simple act of holding her hand will paralyze and overwhelm you.

[Monkeyslacks]

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Or:

http://www.whatinthebluehell.com/Wedding/Jason%20Bob%20holding%20hands.JPG

[Willluck]

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Or:

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In your dreams lover (sorry about the rounders quote)

[MEbenhoe]

Was this your first sexual experience of any type with a girl? Was it her first time? Were things a bit awkward and clumsy? All of these could be reasons why you didnt enjoy it. Keep trying?

[Willluck]

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Was this your first sexual experience of any type with a girl? Was it her first time? Were things a bit awkward and clumsy? All of these could be reasons why you didnt enjoy it. Keep trying?

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My first, her 3rd I believe.

[Arnfinn Madsen]

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My first, her 3rd I believe.

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Then I put it on her. Women need more than 3 times before they fully let themselves loose. Try an older, more experienced woman.

[SippinSoma]

The first time I got high, I thought it was overrated.

[Willluck]

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[Soul Daddy]

I suppose the first time one could be so nervous as to not enjoy it fully. Try, try again.

By the by, were you drunk?

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it gets better. I was nervous the first time and only concerned with being good. It worked out, I didn't cum went for hours which kept her coming back for more. Eventually I got to the point where I didn't give a damn and sex became the best thing ever.

[Willluck]

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I suppose the first time one could be so nervous as to not enjoy it fully. Try, try again.

By the by, were you drunk?

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sober as a judge.

[RacersEdge]

"They say the first time ain't the greatest"

Prince, Raspberry Beret

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AHAHAHAHAHA That's a good one. But it is his first time so he might actually believe that crap.

[SippinSoma]

Yes.

[billyjex]

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yeah, usually i can't wait to get off and go to sleep.

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yeah, usually i can't wait to get off and go to sleep.

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That's part of what makes it so great. Few things better than a good after sex sleep.

[Willluck]

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[2+2 wannabe]

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yeah, usually i can't wait to get off and go to sleep.

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That's part of what makes it so great. Few things better than a good after sex sleep.

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after sex sandwich

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My first, her 3rd I believe.

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If it sucked, it will definitely get better. Nothing compares to warm wet pussy.

[kurosh]

I like good oral more than sex. Too much work and too much trying to keep myself contained.

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Girl on top.

Sex is better than head. It's close though.

[Duffman]

Should've been drunk.

And first time always sucks, unless you love her.

[somethingstupid]

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Sex, IMO.

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I respectfully disagree.

[LeatherFace]

Maybe you should hit puberty first before you judge.