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tworooks
06-30-2005, 09:47 PM
I wouldn't recommend it.

CallMeIshmael
06-30-2005, 09:49 PM
asfd

EDIT: afweoiro3r43kasdf


ReEDIT: It took me two edits before I could bring myself to use words. Wow are you retarded.

WackityWhiz
06-30-2005, 10:15 PM
if pooping your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis

jgunnip
06-30-2005, 10:18 PM
was it a fart gone bad?

tworooks
06-30-2005, 10:26 PM
Nope, it was warming up before our football game today. Bathrooms locked, ask coach for the key, I have to run to his car(in my cleats, on concrete) and back to the bathroom. There's about 20-30 different keys, and of course it was one of the last ones going from left to right on the ring of keys. As I was running in, it just came out, all liquidy and everything. Wasn't wearing any underwear, just two pairs of shorts. Got my under ones all pooped on, and all over the back of my leg. After I cleaned up off my leg and wiped my ass, I left the shorts there in the bathroom with a bnuch of [censored] on the ground, and also all over the toilet seat(I'm not sitting down there). Anyways though, I thought it was quite funny and I'm not gonna be all shy about it. I had to laugh it off with the rest of the guys. But yeah, its a pretty weird feeling when poop comes out while your shorts are still on.

jokerthief
06-30-2005, 10:31 PM
This thread went from the worst thread of the year to the funniest quicker than a puma chasing a jackrabbit.

tworooks
06-30-2005, 10:33 PM
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This thread went from the worst thread of the year to the funniest quicker than a puma chasing a jackrabbit.

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Yep, I thought I'd entertain you guys. No problem.

OtisTheMarsupial
06-30-2005, 11:05 PM
I can't tell if this is this a joke, a bet, or TMI.

B Dids
06-30-2005, 11:27 PM
This is not the best thread about shitting yourself ever posted on 2+2.

jgunnip
06-30-2005, 11:48 PM
dude i would have left some on my leg, gone up to the other team and told 'em i just [censored] myself and showed them your leg.

dynamite
07-01-2005, 04:32 PM
Has anyone ever worn Depends and crapped their pants on purpose? My friends and I wanted to, but we never got around to it.

beerbandit
07-01-2005, 04:34 PM
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Pooping your pants


I wouldn't recommend it.



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no [censored]

Klepton
07-01-2005, 06:27 PM
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Has anyone ever worn Depends and crapped their pants on purpose? My friends and I wanted to, but we never got around to it.

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my friends did this at a movie theatre

5 of them went in and [censored] their pants. then walked out. they said it smelled horrible in there.

LeatherFace
07-01-2005, 06:28 PM
I disagree.

ttleistdci
07-01-2005, 06:34 PM
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I wouldn't recommend it.

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Pooping your pants > popping your collar

zephed
07-01-2005, 10:01 PM
It holds a lot of dung.

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