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raptor517

06-30-2005, 09:01 PM

so im thinking about going back over the 4th of july. the girlie has to werk or something hugely overrated like that, so i might take a trip.. i wanted to know who all is going to be there from like the 2nd to the 6th ish.. holla

SuitedSixes

06-30-2005, 09:04 PM

That noise you heard was the engines starting on the Wynn private jet.

skipperbob

06-30-2005, 09:07 PM

Irie will have a mystery guest that you "HAVE" to meet /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

Freudian

06-30-2005, 09:08 PM

And the pai gow dealers rejoice.

raptor517

06-30-2005, 09:09 PM

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i dont play vegas pai gow thankyou, i dont have an edge in it /images/graemlins/wink.gif i only play games im a HUGE favorite, that should be clear. holla

The Yugoslavian

06-30-2005, 09:11 PM

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so im thinking about going back over the 4th of july. the girlie has to werk or something hugely overrated like that, so i might take a trip.. i wanted to know who all is going to be there from like the 2nd to the 6th ish.. holla

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Wow...you must be on quite a rush to be going back to Vegas so soon.

I think you should call up...'26 second Ashley'....or whatever her name was....I know you still have the number you huge pussy. Besides, that was the best prop bet ever....basically there is no way for you to lose...

Yugoslav

raptor517

06-30-2005, 09:31 PM

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so im thinking about going back over the 4th of july. the girlie has to werk or something hugely overrated like that, so i might take a trip.. i wanted to know who all is going to be there from like the 2nd to the 6th ish.. holla

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Wow...you must be on quite a rush to be going back to Vegas so soon.

I think you should call up...'26 second Ashley'....or whatever her name was....I know you still have the number you huge pussy. Besides, that was the best prop bet ever....basically there is no way for you to lose...

Yugoslav

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im looking in my cell know.. whats her fawkin name.. HOLLY. there it is. for those of you who dont know, some scrippa said she could suck me off in 26 seconds, and she bet me like 200 bucks or something. tough to lose that bet imo.. holla

raptor517

06-30-2005, 09:33 PM

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Irie will have a mystery guest that you "HAVE" to meet /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

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a mystery guest eh.. interesting.. tell me more bunnie master bob.. holla

Bluff Daddy

06-30-2005, 09:43 PM

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im looking in my cell know.. whats her fawkin name.. HOLLY. there it is. for those of you who dont know, some scrippa said she could suck me off in 26 seconds, and she bet me like 200 bucks or something. tough to lose that bet imo.. holla

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seems like a win win situation to me

Freudian

06-30-2005, 09:51 PM

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im looking in my cell know.. whats her fawkin name.. HOLLY. there it is. for those of you who dont know, some scrippa said she could suck me off in 26 seconds, and she bet me like 200 bucks or something. tough to lose that bet imo.. holla

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seems like a win win situation to me

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At least until we introduce Mr Herpes.

Apathy

06-30-2005, 09:55 PM

raptor517

06-30-2005, 10:03 PM

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im looking in my cell know.. whats her fawkin name.. HOLLY. there it is. for those of you who dont know, some scrippa said she could suck me off in 26 seconds, and she bet me like 200 bucks or something. tough to lose that bet imo.. holla

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seems like a win win situation to me

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Depends... if you win the bet does she finish?

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ill chase her around finishing myself if she doesnt.. thatll teach her. holla

Apathy

06-30-2005, 10:04 PM

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im looking in my cell know.. whats her fawkin name.. HOLLY. there it is. for those of you who dont know, some scrippa said she could suck me off in 26 seconds, and she bet me like 200 bucks or something. tough to lose that bet imo.. holla

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seems like a win win situation to me

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Depends... if you win the bet does she finish?

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ill chase her around finishing myself if she doesnt.. thatll teach her. holla

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There's a mental picture I didn't need at dinner time.

ClaytonN

06-30-2005, 10:22 PM

Avoid this bet raptor. Anyone willing to bet they can suck you off in such and such seconds HAS to have some kind of STD

This is long term -EV bro. holla.

Freudian

06-30-2005, 10:25 PM

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Avoid this bet raptor. Anyone willing to bet they can suck you off in such and such seconds HAS to have some kind of STD

This is long term -EV bro. holla.

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Nooooo. It is the first time she offered to do something like this. It was her first day outside the monestary.

skipperbob

06-30-2005, 10:27 PM

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You prolly meant "covenant"

GrekeHaus

06-30-2005, 10:30 PM

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im looking in my cell know.. whats her fawkin name.. HOLLY. there it is. for those of you who dont know, some scrippa said she could suck me off in 26 seconds, and she bet me like 200 bucks or something. tough to lose that bet imo.. holla

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seems like a win win situation to me

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Depends... if you win the bet does she finish?

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ill chase her around finishing myself if she doesnt.. thatll teach her. holla

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There's a mental picture I didn't need at dinner time.

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Come on dude...this is a hilarious picture. Raptor, pants around his ankles, running around his comped room at the Wynn. He's got his penis in his right hand and continues to try and whack and is flailing with his left hand, trying to grab her by the hair. All the while taking baby steps around the room and yelling "Get back here batch! You're not finished yet!"

microbet

06-30-2005, 10:34 PM

Try to let her win, because if she loses, she won't pay anyway, and will probably still expect the $200.

Freudian

06-30-2005, 10:41 PM

I think it is a semi-scam. She fails and offers to finish it for a tidy sum. And since the judgement of the Raptor is clouded he will say "holla" and pay up.

Degen

06-30-2005, 10:55 PM

lol interesting thread

ya man you should be here-loose ass tourney fish runnin all over this place

Irieguy

06-30-2005, 10:58 PM

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Avoid this bet raptor. Anyone willing to bet they can suck you off in such and such seconds HAS to have some kind of STD

This is long term -EV bro. holla.

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Don't listen to these Vegas Noobs... visit the good Dr. before the bet and I'll hook you up with an IrieCocktail:

1g Azithromycin
250mg Ceftriaxone
1g Valacyclovir

You will be armored like an M-1

Irieguy

Freudian

06-30-2005, 11:00 PM

I see the title "Doctor to the stars" in your future.

pergesu

06-30-2005, 11:07 PM

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You prolly meant "covenant"

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and you prolly mean "convent"

SuitedSixes

06-30-2005, 11:09 PM

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monestary

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You prolly meant "covenant"

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and you prolly mean "convent"

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I see you sobered up. You never would have caught that last night.

david050173

06-30-2005, 11:18 PM

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Where is the Cilias and Viagra to make sure Raptor "wins" the bet?

raptor517

06-30-2005, 11:57 PM

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Where is the Cilias and Viagra to make sure Raptor "wins" the bet?

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dude if i popped a viagra i woudlnt let her leave for 6 hours. she could make her money back then some. holla

Slim Pickens

07-01-2005, 02:28 AM

If the Wynn doesn't comp your room I've got an empty swimming pool you can crash in. No more dead pigeons.

pergesu

07-01-2005, 04:54 AM

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You prolly meant "covenant"

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and you prolly mean "convent"

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I see you sobered up. You never would have caught that last night.

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I an't never sobered up,l biathc~!!!!! btw, in my thanks therad or evwathever, I hope I mentioned your name. Cause you're sht ehist. ANd you thahgt me how to poyy poker goot, evcen fy you didn't know that. btw, yuopur pooh bah post kickedmuthana [censored] ass, anahmean?!?! holla

SuitedSixes

07-01-2005, 04:57 AM

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monestary

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You prolly meant "covenant"

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and you prolly mean "convent"

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I see you sobered up. You never would have caught that last night.

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I an't never sobered up,l biathc~!!!!! btw, in my thanks therad or evwathever, I hope I mentioned your name. Cause you're sht ehist. ANd you thahgt me how to poyy poker goot, evcen fy you didn't know that. btw, yuopur pooh bah post kickedmuthana [censored] ass, anahmean?!?! holla

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I type better with boxing gloves on than you do drunk! And yeah, you did thank me. Glad to be of able to help.

lorinda

07-01-2005, 04:57 AM

You deliberately avoided my two weeks didn't you /images/graemlins/confused.gif

Lori

stupidsucker

07-01-2005, 05:39 AM

Hmmm maybe this is worth going to vegas a couple of days early..I wasnt planing on being there till the 6th.

raptor517

07-01-2005, 06:14 AM

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Hmmm maybe this is worth going to vegas a couple of days early..I wasnt planing on being there till the 6th.

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well naturally if im there, it would be best since i would be there. i duno tho, i might go down south and surprise the girlie.. but vegas man, i lost 15k last time, i gotta get it back /images/graemlins/wink.gif holla

Isura

07-01-2005, 10:55 AM

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Where is the Cilias and Viagra to make sure Raptor "wins" the bet?

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dude if i popped a viagra i woudlnt let her leave for 6 hours. she could make her money back then some. holla

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Just jack her birth control pills. Those will keep you going for a long time.

microbet

07-01-2005, 11:49 AM

Babies don't really grow in a woman's stomach.

stupidsucker

07-01-2005, 12:03 PM

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Hmmm maybe this is worth going to vegas a couple of days early..I wasnt planing on being there till the 6th.

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well naturally if im there, it would be best since i would be there. i duno tho, i might go down south and surprise the girlie.. but vegas man, i lost 15k last time, i gotta get it back /images/graemlins/wink.gif holla

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A) lol @ going south.. that would be a surprise...
B) Your last statement would be extremely unhealthy coming from most people... It's only semi-unhealthy coming from you

If I didn't have someone riding with me then it would be easy for me to change plans. I have no 4th of July plans, and last year was the best 4th of July of my life. This year I will end up spending it playing poker at home or working on my site.... ya me the party animal.

astarck

07-01-2005, 12:28 PM

This thread is a total 26.

Rocks and Rings for life.

The Yugoslavian

07-01-2005, 12:41 PM

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You deliberately avoided my two weeks didn't you /images/graemlins/confused.gif

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Trip report?

I expect tons of hot lesbo action (involving big booty scrippaz)....in fact, I demand it!!

/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

Yugoslav

Slim Pickens

07-01-2005, 12:53 PM

Rocks and Rings is the gayest thing ever. EVER.

astarck

07-01-2005, 12:56 PM

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Rocks and Rings is the gayest thing ever. EVER.

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I hope by gayest thing ever you mean the best catch-phrase this generation has EVER heard.

Slim Pickens

07-01-2005, 01:11 PM

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Rocks and Rings is the gayest thing ever. EVER.

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I hope by gayest thing ever you mean the best catch-phrase this generation has EVER heard.

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Yes, and by best catch-phrase this generation has EVER heard I meant GAYEST THING EVER.

astarck

07-01-2005, 01:16 PM

xLukex

07-01-2005, 01:47 PM

WTF is rocks and rings?

stupidsucker

07-01-2005, 01:49 PM

lmao

astarck

07-01-2005, 03:51 PM

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WTF is rocks and rings?

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Only the coolest secret order that just wants to have fun.

I introduce to you, Rocks and Rings (http://www.magicantonio.com/rocks-n-rings.php).

EDIT - I think this link should belong in the wiki.

Slim Pickens

07-01-2005, 04:04 PM

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WTF is rocks and rings?

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Only the gayest secret order that just wants to get loopy on white zinfandel and, you know, see what develops.

I introduce to you, Antonio Esfandiari's e-penis pump (http://www.magicantonio.com/rocks-n-rings.php).

EDIT - I think this link should belong in the wiki under "things that suck."

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FYP

astarck

07-01-2005, 04:09 PM

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WTF is rocks and rings?

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Only the gayest secret order that just wants to get loopy on white zinfandel and, you know, see what develops.

I introduce to you, Antonio Esfandiari's e-penis pump (http://www.magicantonio.com/rocks-n-rings.php).

EDIT - I think this link should belong in the wiki under "things that suck."

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FYP

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HAHAHA...I laughed for a few minutes on this one.

david050173

07-01-2005, 05:10 PM

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Rocks and Rings is the gayest thing ever. EVER.

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I hope by gayest thing ever you mean the best catch-phrase this generation has EVER heard.

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Yes, and by best catch-phrase this generation has EVER heard I meant GAYEST THING EVER.

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Rocks& Rings is so 1.4, Just because you are buget boy who doesn't get to hang out with the pluckworthy honeys like the ones Raptor is going to hotwire with, is no reason to be a hater.

Anyone want to start a pool for the first person to taunt Antonion ( How many chips do you have? Too many for you to call budget boy) using this lingo on a wpt show?

zipppy

07-01-2005, 05:12 PM

microbet

07-01-2005, 05:12 PM

Slim is right here. Please let us know how young you are so we have a shot at understanding.

Slim Pickens

07-01-2005, 06:13 PM

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Rocks and Rings is the gayest thing ever. EVER.

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I hope by gayest thing ever you mean the best catch-phrase this generation has EVER heard.

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Yes, and by best catch-phrase this generation has EVER heard I meant GAYEST THING EVER.

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Rocks& Rings is so 1.4, Just because you are buget boy who doesn't get to hang out with the pluckworthy honeys like the ones Raptor is going to hotwire with, is no reason to be a hater.

Anyone want to start a pool for the first person to taunt Antonion ( How many chips do you have? Too many for you to call budget boy) using this lingo on a wpt show?

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Oh man... I'm back in my place now. I just can't play the playah. No wonder he's on point with all the pluckworthy honeys.