Post deleted by Mat Sklansky

[King_Striker]

[Haredog]

This is my first post on this site but after reading all the threads that you have written I felt compelled to tell you what idiot you are. Your A8 vs A2 story is just unbelievable your about an 75% favourite in this hand (if my calculations are right considering there is no straight or flush draws) this does not mean that you will win 100% of the time, get use to it. And you say you will continue to play on-line poker hoping that the site will let you win again one day! ha ha ha ha ha ha. So your telling me your happy to lose money for as long as it takes until the site lets you win! However keep posting threads as they are very funny and keep me amused at work.

[King_Striker]

[jman220]

You post two tournaments and 1 hand of poker. That is what we call short term results, which anyone on this forum will tell you are meaningless. Your long term results clearly show that you are a loser, otherwise you wouldn't be coming up with conspiracy theories to explain why you suck so badly. Oh, and for an appropriate response to this thread, please see link: LINK (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=2749122&page=0&view=colla psed&sb=5&o=14&fpart=1)

[King_Striker]

[jman220]

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I know I win 83% of the time.

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What do you mean by this? Do you mean that you win 83 percent of showdowns? Well, thats pretty impossible. Do you mean that you win 83 percent of your hands? Also equally impossible. Do you mean that 83 percent of all your sessions are winning ones? If this is a claim, than you are an absolute liar. Not even the top pros claim to have win this percentage of their sessions. Once again, short term results are meaningless.

[Tackle]

83%? You must be the best poker player ever so.

[nolanfan34]

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This is my first post on this site but after reading all the threads that you have written I felt compelled to tell you what idiot you are. Your A8 vs A2 story is just unbelievable your about an 75% favourite in this hand (if my calculations are right considering there is no straight or flush draws) this does not mean that you will win 100% of the time, get use to it. And you say you will continue to play on-line poker hoping that the site will let you win again one day! ha ha ha ha ha ha. So your telling me your happy to lose money for as long as it takes until the site lets you win! However keep posting threads as they are very funny and keep me amused at work.

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This is a great first post. Other lurkers, take note.

[King_Striker]

[jman220]

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I don't play cash games... yet. I play heads-up, 5-player and 10-player tourneys. Eg: a $50 tourney between two people, winner wins $50. I win 5 games out of 6 and I mean I finish 1st 5 times out of 6 in those tournaments. I don't know, maybe the players I play are bad. But online poker ain't randon because I know when I was a fish and I can remember winning $300 at a $3/6 limit game and losing it back the same way.

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Even a fish will have winning sessions. Short term results are meaningless. 83% HU S&G's is too high to realistically be your win rate. Arguing with you makes my head hurt, I am done, other than to respond to any more jackass posts you make with my favorite link. LINK (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=2749122&page=0&view=colla psed&sb=5&o=14&fpart=1)

[toots]

What a jopke.

[Offsprung]

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What are you working for a Poker site. My A8 against his A2, with an Ace on the board left him with 3 outs out of 43 cards remainning in the deck to win that hand. How was that 75%? It's more like 93%.

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You take a joke too far. This statement is so foolish that I just can't believe you're convinced it's true. Considering how easy it is to check such information.

Holdem Hi: 990 enumerated boards containing 7c 5d Ah
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
8s Ac 740 74.75 118 11.92 132 13.33 0.814
2c Ad 118 11.92 740 74.75 132 13.33 0.186

You're a big favorite, but if you won this hand every time: Online poker would be rigged.

[jman220]

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What are you working for a Poker site. My A8 against his A2, with an Ace on the board left him with 3 outs out of 43 cards remainning in the deck to win that hand. How was that 75%? It's more like 93%.

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You take a joke too far. This statement is so foolish that I just can't believe you're convinced it's true. Considering how easy it is to check such information.

Holdem Hi: 990 enumerated boards containing 7c 5d Ah
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
8s Ac 740 74.75 118 11.92 132 13.33 0.814
2c Ad 118 11.92 740 74.75 132 13.33 0.186

You're a big favorite, but if you won this hand every time: Online poker would be rigged.

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pwned again!

[Barry_G]

How do i put this guy on my ignore list?

[Alex/Mugaaz]

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What are you working for a Poker site. My A8 against his A2, with an Ace on the board left him with 3 outs out of 43 cards remainning in the deck to win that hand. How was that 75%? It's more like 93%.

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There are two possibilities.

1. You're right.

2. Everyone but you and a handful of morons are completely wrong. The thousands of players who post here and play everyday are right. What do they know, they only been winning consistently for years.




(p.S. I'm kidding, PM El Diablo for info on how to have poker sites put you on the winner list)