Ed Miller Cracks me up!

[Hellmouth]

"If you have $1,500 and maybe could sell your bicycle for a few hundred extra, please don't quit your job."

Another jem. I love dry humor.
Greg

[A_C_Slater]

Nothing beats the SSHE line (pg. 284) "Do not be suprised if all eight of your opponents call. They do not know you flopped quads. They do not know they are drawing dead. Even if they did know, half of them would probably call anyway."

[deepdowntruth]

From GSIH:

"You have learned the following in this chapter...
[list ensues]
...
8. Making your flush on the river is a lot of fun."

I giggled.

[jdaddy]

Likewise giggling like a school girl. Yet my wife did not find the humor.