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SCfuji
06-29-2005, 01:21 AM
i kinda like the sweatpants. it allows for... free movement.

zippers are my enemy,
fuji
jgunnip
06-29-2005, 01:25 AM
no pants.

do you see why?
Vince Young
06-29-2005, 01:25 AM
Anything but basketball shorts.
tdarko
06-29-2005, 01:26 AM
mesh shorts no underwear, believe it or not strippers like it.
SCfuji
06-29-2005, 01:29 AM
in what way? closer to the source?
IronDragon1
06-29-2005, 01:34 AM
Khakis>Jeans

less friction
tdarko
06-29-2005, 01:37 AM
i know a few that told me they would rather grind on cock instead of hard blue jeans with a jagged zipper etc. and most are whores anyway that enjoy it.
jakethebake
06-29-2005, 08:03 AM
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Khakis>Jeans

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And they're looser. These do not belong in the same category at all.
jason_t
06-29-2005, 08:05 AM
Khakis, not close.

Comfortable, loose, very little friction and classier than sweatpants.
SCfuji
06-29-2005, 08:19 AM
sorry i sort of smashed all the long pants with zippers into one.
Chris Dow
06-29-2005, 09:12 AM
The answer is linen pants, case closed.
jakethebake
06-29-2005, 09:12 AM
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The answer is linen pants, case closed.

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Chris Dow
06-29-2005, 09:14 AM
linen pants = sweatpants with class, do you see why? I'll let others elaborate. (God I hate that [censored] line)

Edit: In case I need to get ridiculously specific, I do mean a linen/cotton blend.
GoodTiMes
06-29-2005, 09:29 AM
khakis with no underwear.

DO NOT WEAR JEANS.
jakethebake
06-29-2005, 09:37 AM
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The answer is linen pants, case closed.

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Which one are you?

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The Goober
06-29-2005, 12:33 PM
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and most are whores anyway that enjoy it.

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No need to disrespect these ladies. Maybe some enjoy it on a personal level (very few I suspect) and maybe its just business, but would you want to live in a world without strippers?
tdarko
06-29-2005, 12:37 PM
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but would you want to live in a world without strippers?

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have you read any of the previous posts? why are you asking this if you have?
jakethebake
06-29-2005, 12:48 PM
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No need to disrespect these ladies.

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You're really unclear on the concept of strippers aren't you?
tdarko
06-29-2005, 12:51 PM
haha. well played jake.
CollinEstes
06-29-2005, 12:52 PM
Cords. Everybody likes alittle ribbed action
Patrick del Poker Grande
06-29-2005, 12:54 PM
http://www.rodcogroup.com/sliding.jpg
or
http://www.3rdchannel.com/imgs_storefront/5/5_72_2.jpg
beerbandit
06-29-2005, 12:54 PM
i would think the best answer is danglers


cheers
touchfaith
06-29-2005, 02:26 PM
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Khakis, not close.

Comfortable, loose, very little friction and classier than sweatpants.

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And we all know how important it is to look 'classy' while in a sleezy strip joint... /images/graemlins/smirk.gif
chaas4747
06-29-2005, 02:30 PM
You need Velour!

Lap Dance Uniform (http://images.andale.com/f2/120/130/19762389/1116269124447_1117671055275_full__Large_.jpg)
zephed
06-29-2005, 09:03 PM
Soccer shorts, or something like that.
stabn
06-29-2005, 09:10 PM
Nice smooth gym shorts.
Jules22
06-29-2005, 09:53 PM
if i recall, a lot of places disallow pants that show obvious boner-age. it probably varies tho
diddle
06-29-2005, 10:02 PM
always akward walking out from the booth with a huge boner
yoadrians
06-29-2005, 10:30 PM
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Anything but basketball shorts ... and you aren't really getting a lapdance .

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nervous
06-30-2005, 03:36 AM
green sparkle thong
Ponks
06-30-2005, 03:50 AM
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always akward walking out from the booth with a huge boner

[/ QUOTE ] Yah, do you guys not care? I've never actually been to a strip club yet, not much interest in it.

Ponks
astroglide
06-30-2005, 11:56 AM
this thread is pathetic
jakethebake
06-30-2005, 12:07 PM
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always akward walking out from the booth with a huge boner

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why?
jakethebake
06-30-2005, 12:08 PM
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if i recall, a lot of places disallow pants that show obvious boner-age. it probably varies tho

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Yes. Strip clubs generally have pants specifications. Wtf? /images/graemlins/confused.gif
IndieMatty
06-30-2005, 12:10 PM
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if i recall, a lot of places disallow pants that show obvious boner-age. it probably varies tho

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Yes. Strip clubs generally have pants specifications. Wtf? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

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In NY they do. You can't wear shorts to a strip club. Edit: or sweats or velour or anything (maybe velour if you are JayZee. They make you wear nice jeans or slacks.

Jake's area is different, you live in the trashy south.. /images/graemlins/grin.gif.


home of MUCH better strip clubs.
jakethebake
06-30-2005, 12:14 PM
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if i recall, a lot of places disallow pants that show obvious boner-age. it probably varies tho

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In NY they do. You can't wear shorts to a strip club. Edit: or sweats or velour or anything (maybe velour if you are JayZee. They make you wear nice jeans or slacks.

home of MUCH better strip clubs.

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Yea. But that's just dress code. A lot of them also don't allow hats or t-shirts. That has nothing to do with showing "obvious boner-age". Who the hell wears velour anyway?
wayabvpar
06-30-2005, 12:33 PM
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whats the best type of pants to where when you get lapdances?

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Preferably pants with a dictionary in the front pocket to help you with the where/wear conundrum? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Loose-fitting sweatshorts. Allows easy access up the pant leg to the stripper, should she see fit to help you out a bit.