Oh god, I'm such a [censored] genius

[kurosh]

The world has never seen someone like me. I just solved the [censored] world's energy problems. No one ever has come close to me now. LOOK AT THIS LOOK AT MY GREATNESS

MY PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v218/kurosh/PPM.jpg

ANy of you fucks try and steal my idea/patent before me, I will KILL you.

[CallMeIshmael]

Kill yourself

[Sponger15SB]

Marge: I'm worried about the kids, Homey. Lisa's becoming very obsessive. This morning I caught her trying to dissect her own raincoat.
Homer: [scoffs] I know. And this perpetual motion machine she made today is a joke! It just keeps going faster and faster.

[Eurotrash]

are you being sarcastic, dude?

[kurosh]

I don't appreciate you.

[stabn]

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I don't appreciate you.

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I like you less than the IRC crowd does.

[jason_t]

Omfg you are a genius. First this (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=2609964&page=&view=&s b=5&o=&vc=1) brilliant laydown and now violating physics!

Homer: In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

[kurosh]

I'm right. Just wait, all you fuckers, I'll own the patents to this and I'll make sure none of you can use it. You'll all be in the stone age while I'll have infinite power.

[Blackjack]

Too bad it's not copyright/trademarked yet.

[Yeti]

LOL! This post is zany. You are funny.

[Blackjack]

You silly goose you

[jgorham]

I invented this years ago, but used grape jelly instead.

[kurosh]

Stop [censored] violating my thread like a little raped child. This is for discussion of the future and my amazing machine.

[kurosh]

How much quicker will the robot rise of the Matrix come now that the infinite energy is available, as compared to had I not invented it?

[spamuell]

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How much quicker will the robot rise of the Matrix come now that the infinite energy is available, as compared to had I not invented it?

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The whole point of the matrix was that there wasn't enough energy so the robots had to use humans as batteries.

I don't know who is more retarded, you or the Wachowski brothers.

[CallMeIshmael]

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I don't know who is more retarded, you or the Wachowski brothers.

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Really?

Dont get me wrong, the Wachowski brothers are retarded.

But, c'mon?

[stabn]

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How much quicker will the robot rise of the Matrix come now that the infinite energy is available, as compared to had I not invented it?

[/ QUOTE ]

The whole point of the matrix was that there wasn't enough energy so the robots had to use humans as batteries.

I don't know who is more retarded, you or the Wachowski brothers.

[/ QUOTE ]

After seeing the second and third matrix movies this is a very close race.

[Bigdaddydvo]

So....friction huh?

[kurosh]

If I were a Terminator 2 class robot, what energy source would I prefer? A perpetual motion machine infinite source, like mine, but I don't think it'd work in this situation, or, a small nuclear fusion cell with more energy but it'll eventually run out and you'll have to replace it?

[[censored]]

But I actually invented this 2 days ago and have already applied for a patent.

Here's my design, clearly dated. Also mine comes with a cool tripod stand.

http://img253.echo.cx/img253/1807/ppm1oq.jpg

[spamuell]

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I don't know who is more retarded, you or the Wachowski brothers.

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Really?

Dont get me wrong, the Wachowski brothers are retarded.

But, c'mon?

[/ QUOTE ]

Regenerations and Revolutions or whatever they were called, lol I wouldn't be surprised if morpheus popped up in one of those with the exact design for a perpetual motion machine that kurosh proposes here.

[Eurotrash]

my CPU is a neural net processor, a learning computer.

[kurosh]

I will [censored] have you killed. Don't think that I can't. I have money. Money buys everything in this world. It can buy your head.

[[censored]]

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I will [censored] have you killed. Don't think that I can't. I have money. Money buys everything in this world. It can buy your head.

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Please 2 days ago I solved the world's energy problems. I will soon have more money than god. You can't touch me.

[CallMeIshmael]

[ QUOTE ]
my CPU is a neural net processor, a learning computer.

[/ QUOTE ]


Who is your daddy. And what does he do?

[jason_t]

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I will [censored] have you killed. Don't think that I can't. I have money. Money buys everything in this world. It can buy your head.

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Didn't you lose all your money playing HU and not get it back by folding flushes?

[kurosh]

I'll make a two-headed nit mounting.

[brassnuts]

I remember my grandpa claimed that he and his dad made a perpetual motion engine when he was a kid. It had a bunch of chambers that pumped pressurized gas around in some cycle, a complete load of [censored]. Anyways, he sat me down and showed me the plans. I remember some of the things he said, clear as day. "Now, physicists will tell you this is impossible, but don't listen to them. I know it works. The damn thing nearly broke my arm," and stuff like, "Now don't let the energy companies ever get ahold of this. They'll kill you over soemthing like this." My grandfather also claimed that he invented Jiffy Pop and the idea was stolen by the mafia. Yeah.

[Eurotrash]

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my CPU is a neural net processor, a learning computer.

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Who is your daddy. And what does he do?

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come onnnnn, don't bullshit me.

[CallMeIshmael]

[ QUOTE ]
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my CPU is a neural net processor, a learning computer.

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Who is your daddy. And what does he do?

[/ QUOTE ]



come onnnnn, don't bullshit me.

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I want to ask you a bunch of questions, and I want to have them answered immediately

[kurosh]

I HOPE YOU LEAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY FIST, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO RAM IT INTO YOUR STOMACH AND BREAK YOUR GOD-DAMN SPINE.

[Eihli]

"Lisa get in here! In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"

[jakethebake]

can i buy your soul for $5.00?

[jason_t]

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I'll make a two-headed nit mounting.

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Good luck finding a nit to mount.

[tbach24]

Just mailed it to myself, BIOTCH!

[OtisTheMarsupial]

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I will [censored] have you skilled. Don't think that I can't. I have money. Money buys everything in this world. It can buy you head.

[/ QUOTE ]

FYP

[Shajen]

I am interested in your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

(bump for the morning crew)

[jakethebake]

For more of kurosh's genius read HERE. (http://www.livejournal.com/users/kurosh/) You won'r be sorry.

[Dr. StrangeloveX]

I approve of this thread.

[kurosh]

I don't think I should post here when I'm not sober anymore.

[jakethebake]

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I don't think I should post here when I'm not sober anymore.

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That's clearly not the answer as it would be less entertaining for the rest of us.

[Shajen]

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I don't think I should post here when I'm not sober anymore.

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I say post only when you aren't sober.