lost my boyfriend

[erdy knits]

It's official: ive lost my boyfriend to poker and 2 + 2...
what can i do to get his attention? i think he has an unhealthy obsession...

thanks
erdy /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[BusterStacks]

get a boyfriend who is not a piece of [censored]?

[ThaSaltCracka]

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what can i do to get his attention?

[/ QUOTE ] Blow jobs...tons of them.

[MEbenhoe]

get naked while he's playing poker online sometime. If he doesn't leave the computer he's hopeless.

[[censored]]

Well for starters posting pics here of your yam yams would help.

[radek2166]

[ QUOTE ]
It's official: ive lost my boyfriend to poker and 2 + 2...
what can i do to get his attention? i think he has an unhealthy obsession...

thanks
erdy /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

3 some or 4 some 3 chicks and him

[jaxUp]

If you are ugly, try being less ugly...if you are not, then try being less clothed.

[kipin]

[ QUOTE ]
It's official: ive lost my boyfriend to poker and 2 + 2...
what can i do to get his attention? i think he has an unhealthy obsession...

thanks
erdy /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Is pokerjo your boyfriend?

[DemonDeac]

get a new first name

[oreogod]

Webcam?

I need to see what I have to work with.

[Blarg]

Define "unhealthy obsession," to start with. Otherwise how do what you're really dealing with or seeing things straight?

[erdy knits]

ive tried less clothes, i run around naked all the time, and we've definately had a 3 way before (obvioulsy he wasnt thinking about poker then...at least i hope). and no, it isnt whats-his-name that soemone guessed in a reply.

[jaxUp]

Melissa?

nevermind, we've never had a 3-way

[istewart]

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get a new first name

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LMAO

[oreogod]

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i run around naked all the time, and we've definately had a 3 way before

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Then u should definitly be cool with a webcam.

On that note, sounds like you need a new boyfriend. Or hes a degenerate and will need therapy.

[DavidC]

[ QUOTE ]
It's official: ive lost my boyfriend to poker and 2 + 2...
what can i do to get his attention? i think he has an unhealthy obsession...

thanks
erdy /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Tell him to quit his job. This should free up some of his time for you.

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[Blarg]

Since she's not telling us anything concrete, I have to assume it's just a bid for attention or done from boredom.

[Klepton]

wow what a great thread

[on_thg]

Figure out all his passwords and empty out his online poker accounts.

If neither nakedness nor broke-dness work, try [censored]-slappping him upside the head.

[jakethebake]

Try getting your ass or breasts between him and his computer screen. If that doesn't work, this may be a case for Big steve.

[bosoxfan]

We need the name he posts under here so we can properly make fun of him.

[jakethebake]

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We need the name he posts under here so we can properly make fun of him.

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I'm guessing this is Merctec's girl that posted a couple of days ago.

[BradleyT]

Her name is Stinky Dre backwards but I don't hang out here enough to know who that might be.

[MoreWineII]

Try dumping him and having sex with me.

[David Wooderson]

Yeah, well, listen. You ought to ditch the geek you're in the car with now and get in with us. But that's alright, we'll worry about that later. I will see you there. All right?

[radek2166]

This thred needs pics............then maybe we can help

[touchfaith]

[ QUOTE ]
It's official: ive lost my boyfriend to poker and 2 + 2...
what can i do to get his attention? i think he has an unhealthy obsession...

thanks
erdy /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Don't listen to ANY of these fools.

The obvious answer is to get a strap-on and...













STICK IT IN HIS POOPER

[jakethebake]

http://forums.caraudio.com/vb/images/smilies/needpics.gif

[radek2166]

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http://forums.caraudio.com/vb/images/smilies/needpics.gif

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thanks!!!

[Mercsgrl]

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I'm guessing this is Merctec's girl that posted a couple of days ago.

[/ QUOTE ]

Ummm....not even close....you should know the name...you've grown to know the face very well.

[BillNye]

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Try getting your ass or breasts between him and his computer screen. If that doesn't work, this may be a case for Big steve.

[/ QUOTE ]

[radek2166]

bring some dude home and bang him next to the pc. if said bf gets up off his as ur ok. if he just sits there playing poker. move out.

[masse75]

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Yeah, well, listen. You ought to ditch the geek you're in the car with now and get in with us. But that's alright, we'll worry about that later. I will see you there. All right?

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm usually not a fan of gimmick accounts, but this is probably one of the best.

[jakethebake]

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I'm usually not a fan of gimmick accounts, but this is probably one of the best.

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Yes. It's very good. As long as he doesn't start overdoing it. It's been good, but this one was a little forced.

[lucas9000]

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If you are ugly, try being less ugly...if you are not, then try being less clothed.

[/ QUOTE ]

potd/w/m/y

[1800GAMBLER]

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get naked while he's playing poker online sometime. If he doesn't leave the computer he's hopeless.

[/ QUOTE ]

I've had this done when 8 tabling 30/60, i waited for my blinds to finish first.

[HoldEmKillah]

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...i waited for my blinds to finish first.

[/ QUOTE ]

LMAO!!!

[OtisTheMarsupial]

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get a boyfriend who is not a piece of [censored]?

[/ QUOTE ]

This is the correct answer.

Also, don't read OOT. The idiot-speak will make you mad.

[Brock Landers]

1. Threesome. CHECK

2. Obsessed w/ poker & poker related websites. CHECK

3. Girlfriend runs around naked all the time. CHECK

4. Last time we hung out got angry that I wouldn't stop playing poker when she arrived. CHECK

5. I've been telling her lately to go on 2+2 and start learning poker. CHECK

I would say that I'm at least even money. Honey is it you?

[CripAces]

how this thread went this many posts with out this being mentioned is beyond me and frankly I am disapointed in all of you for letting it go.

[PoBoy321]

Chrissy? Is that you?

[AsiaKurosawa]

Do you knit, really?

Swatch up some sexy cotton/tencel and whip up something from Summer 2o04's Sex & the Knitty (http://knitty.com/ISSUEsummer04/patterns.html)... (aka: get a hobby of your own to enjoy/make him jealous of/produce something worthwhile with).

[TimM]

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Do you knit, really?

Swatch up some sexy cotton/tencel and whip up something from Summer 2o04's Sex & the Knitty (http://knitty.com/ISSUEsummer04/patterns.html)... (aka: get a hobby of your own to enjoy/make him jealous of/produce something worthwhile with).

[/ QUOTE ]

I've never seen anything sexy made out of yarn before, and after looking at that link, I still haven't.

[erdy knits]

hahahah so i kinda posted this in a drunken hope that he would read it but i dont think he has. and it seems im not the only girlfriend with this problem...spend some time with your ladies, boys...

[DemonDeac]

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hahahah so i kinda posted this in a drunken hope that he would read it but i dont think he has. and it seems im not the only girlfriend with this problem...spend some time with your ladies, boys...

[/ QUOTE ]

post some nude pics, erdy

[jakethebake]

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hahahah so i kinda posted this in a drunken hope that he would read it but i dont think he has. and it seems im not the only girlfriend with this problem...spend some time with your ladies, boys...

[/ QUOTE ]

Who is the boyfriend? We can shame into spending more time with you.

[Reqtech]

Get some hobbies and stop being so clingy.

[Bulldog]

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get naked while he's playing poker online sometime. If he doesn't leave the computer he's hopeless.

[/ QUOTE ]

Final table of an MTT? The bitch gots to wait.