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Monkeyslacks
06-27-2005, 03:51 PM
What an idea! /images/graemlins/grin.gif


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swede123
06-27-2005, 03:54 PM
Nice. Technology sure is great.

Swede
jakethebake
06-27-2005, 03:54 PM
Brilliant! I hope they're still making these when my daughter hits puberty.
SpearsBritney
06-27-2005, 03:56 PM
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They work wonderfully. My wife and I bought our Sarah several pairs so we can watch her around the clock, and if we see her temperature rising too high, we intervene by calling her cellphone or just picking her up wherever she is. My only comment is it would be great to have a video camera, maybe you can work that into V.2.

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DukeSucks
06-27-2005, 03:57 PM
Did you read the testimonials?
This guy:

http://forgetmenotpanties.contagiousmedia.org/images/david.gif

Said: "They work wonderfully. My wife and I bought our Sarah several pairs so we can watch her around the clock, and if we see her temperature rising too high, we intervene by calling her cellphone or just picking her up wherever she is. " My only comment is it would be great to have a video camera, maybe you can work that into V.2

Keep in mind he is talking about his daughter /images/graemlins/confused.gif
spamuell
06-27-2005, 03:57 PM
lol this is quite a good one.
DukeSucks
06-27-2005, 03:57 PM
ha ha you are quick
Tron
06-27-2005, 03:59 PM
You gots to control yo ho.

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SpearsBritney
06-27-2005, 03:59 PM
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ha ha you are quick

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Phew!! That was close /images/graemlins/grin.gif
DukeSucks
06-27-2005, 03:59 PM
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Due to overwhelming demand, the panties have SOLD OUT

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Mr Hand
06-27-2005, 04:05 PM
If it's not immediately clear to you that this is not real, then you are on dope.
Monkeyslacks
06-27-2005, 04:06 PM
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What an idea! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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SpearsBritney
06-27-2005, 04:09 PM
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If it's not immediately clear to you that this is not real, then you are on dope.

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Aw sh!t! I just ordered 10 pair. /images/graemlins/blush.gif
kyro
06-27-2005, 04:51 PM
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Brilliant! I hope they're still making these when my daughter hits puberty.

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I wouldn't wait til she hits puberty jake. she's probably screwing some kid on the slide right now.
jakethebake
06-27-2005, 04:56 PM
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Brilliant! I hope they're still making these when my daughter hits puberty.

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I wouldn't wait til she hits puberty jake. she's probably screwing some kid on the slide right now.

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LOL...She's 18 months old, kyro, you sick bastard. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif