I have mental illness

[curtains]

My girlfriend tried to wake me this morning for my plane flight, and my response to her was supposedly "No, the blinds are too low". After further prompting I responded "They aren't high enough yet" in my hazy dream-state.

Anyway I was tired so switched my plane flight to 7 pm like a lazybum. Blinds weren't high enough to leave at 1pm anyway.

[kyro]

Did she go raise the blinds to let more sunlight in?

[wulfheir]

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...raise the blinds...

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LOL

[Luminous Mist]

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My girlfriend tried to wake me this morning for my plane flight, and my response to her was supposedly "No, the blinds are too low". After further prompting I responded "They aren't high enough yet" in my hazy dream-state.

Anyway I was tired so switched my plane flight to 7 pm like a lazybum. Blinds weren't high enough to leave at 1pm anyway.

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GET NEW DRAPE(S)

Then you can sleep until whatever blind level you'd like and not be crazy...

Luminous

[AKQJ10]

That's funny.

The other day I meant to tell my boss that I'd hit escape and closed some window on my screen, and instead I said I'd "folded" it. Then I tried to pretend like I'd said nothing weird as I explained what I meant to say. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[adanthar]

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GET NEW DRAPE(S)

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Nah, the curtains match

[Freudian]

It's obvious she should have pooshed you out of bed.

[ewing55]

I'd a kept the blinds low and gone "all-in"

-----------Jeff

[TheNoodleMan]

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I'd a kept the blinds low and gone "all-in"

-----------Jeff

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raise the blinds and go all in, its a good advertising play.

[GtrHtr]

Classic!

[Freudian]

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raise the blinds and go all in, its a good advertising play.

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Might hurt your image though.

[Cunning Linguist]

Careful not to be too aggressive either, you run the risk of going bust early.

[Big Limpin']

Just hope for a suckout

[skipperbob]

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Just hope for a suckout

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OR - pull a "SkipperBob" = early Limp /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

[treeofwisdom7]

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Just hope for a suckout

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OR - pull a "SkipperBob" = early Limp /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

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nice avatar skip.. AHAHAAA

i knew you werent gay curt.

[octaveshift]

OK, this is going to sound like a joke, but I swear it's legit. I had nearly a similar thing happen.

I am lying in bed one morning and the alarm is going off. In my head, I think "The blinds are still low. No need to make a move yet." So I get up, hit snooze, and go back to sleep. I repeat this a few more times.

Then our cat starts getting antsy and is meowing for her food, so in my half-awake brain I am thinking "That's a good move."

WTF?!?

Ugh. Too much poker, yet all I want to do is play more.

[GrekeHaus]

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Just hope for a suckout

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OR - pull a "SkipperBob" = early Limp /images/graemlins/crazy.gif

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These jokes just keep getting better and better... /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Voltron87]

First we have to take care of your szchiophrenia. Girlfriend?

[The Yugoslavian]

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First we have to take care of your szchiophrenia. Girlfriend?

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He even created an account in order to support this myth. Oh, and he's constantly saying stuff like 'gotta go hang out with my girlfriend' and/or 'hold on, my girlfriend blah blah blah' if you ever IM with him.

Yugoslav

[Big Limpin']

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First we have to take care of your szchiophrenia. Girlfriend?

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Sound fishy somone names "curtains" would find someone named "drapes". I mean, what are the chances of that? /images/graemlins/smirk.gif