Too tight, it doesnt fit

[fluorescenthippo]

So I met a girl last night and we ended up back in my bedroom. I thought she was a very skinny girl, she had a great body and everything was going for her. Once the clothes were off however, i realized something else. She was a very very skinny girl, extremely small hips, super tight butt, no fat at all on this girl.
On to the problem: she was so tight that i could hardly get a finger inside of her. There was NO WAY i was gonna come close to fitting in there. What was i to do? Im pretty sure not having sex with a girl who has a body like this is a crime.
Nothing like this has ever happened to me before and i was stuck in quite the pickle. I asked her if she had ever had sex before and she said yes. im pretty sure she was lying.
I tried prepping the area with a finger or two but it was so tight i couldnt get a good rhythm down and found no success.
So yea, i didnt have any sex last night /images/graemlins/frown.gif and i dont want this to happen again.

suggestions?

[Yeti]

Stick it in her pooper.

Sorry.

[jakethebake]

Now you know what a brand new vagina feels like. When she said she'd had sex before, she meant when she was a man.

Edit: Oh yea and...

http://forums.caraudio.com/vb/images/smilies/needpics.gif

[steelcmg]

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Now you know what a brand new vagina feels like. When she said she'd had sex before, she meant when she was a man.

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lol Now thats funny i dont care who u r.

[fluorescenthippo]

stop with the pooper and man jokes!! im very pissed off about last night right now, it went against the laws of nature. its always supposed to fit!!

[partygirluk]

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I asked her if she had ever had sex before and she said yes. im pretty sure she was lying.


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Maybe her previous shag was this (nsfw) (http://micropenisdefrance.free.fr/MICRO%20PENIS.jpg) guy?

[steelcmg]

I actually had this happen before It will fit u just have to use a lot of KY and it will go in.

[tek]

Wait until she graduates high school...

[Pocket Trips]

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Stick it in her pooper.

Sorry.

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If ever there were a thread this was appropriate for /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[steelcmg]

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Wait until she graduates high school...

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U mean preschool?

[Vavavoom]

Get some LUBE........

And get her to start playing with herself....

If she has had sex before then chances are she has masturbated.....if she hasn't had sex before then chances are she has definitely masturbated.....

Unless u have fingers the size of sausages....I'm guessing that the no entry was down to lack of lubrication...u need to go down on this chick....

That would lead me to believe that you are a selfish "lover"...and need to work on this before attempting to nail a "skinny chick"....



FWIW.....You should never be asking girls/women whatever, if thay have had sex before just as you are trying to seal the deal......The equivilent of this is :

U: (As you quickly try sticking an unlubed finger in her vag)...."Am i making you wet?"

Her: (As she winces in pain) "Have you done this before?"

U: (As the blood rushes from your member, to your crimson face)..."Yeah, course I have!"

Her : "Well get your finger out of my belly-button !!!!"

U get the picture...if she was a virgin, then the "poke-her" gods have looked down on you and given you a juicy ripe one...and u put adverse pressure on this chick....

SENSITIVITY & LUBE.... and Ladies and Gentlemen - We have a winner !!!!

P.S....A real man would have posted pics of this skinny chick.....

[Macdaddy Warsaw]

Isn't the fact that she ended up in your bedroom after one night evidence enought that she probably has, in fact, had sex before? Let's not be silly.

Although, now that I think about it, there are probably hundreds of nubile virgins prowling the night looking for a stud like you to be their first.

[Vavavoom]

Sick...just oh soooo sick !!

[man]

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Although, now that I think about it, there are probably hundreds of nubile virgins prowling the night looking for a stud like you to be their first.

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this is more true than you would expect. most girls give up on finding the "right guy" sometime midway through college.

[jakethebake]

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most girls give up on finding the "right guy" sometime midway through college.

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No. Most girls have lost it before they ever get to college.

[Rick Diesel]

I had this same problem once in high school, only the girl was not super skinny as you said. She was on the slim side and from what I recall was a virgin. I tried for about 30 minutes to get it in her, using whatever lubrication I could find. Then I took a break and got a popsicle. Then I tried again for about another 30 minutes, and all the lube in the world would not have helped. There was just no way I was getting in.

So I got her to blow me and then I went to sleep.

[jakethebake]

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So I got her to blow me and then I went to sleep.

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A very good alternative. Now where the hell are the Whiplash pics?

[cnfuzzd]

hum,,, im willing to say something was amiss here...

first some reading...

http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/sex_relationships/facts/vaginasize.htm

http://www.positive.org/JustSayYes/trouble.html

http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/0269.html (this one also includes a great discussion on vaginal mucus!)

Chances are this pre-teen you had picked up was both slight of build and really really nervous, not just about having sex with you, but also about her geometry test she was taking today. She tensed up, and clenched. You should have offered her something to drink, alcohol, and perhaps focused on alternative means of getting her aroused. Some light music perhaps? Maybe some seasame street in the background? Talk about taking her to the fall formal....

peace

john nickle

[swolfe]

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suggestions?

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foreplay. specifically, going down on her will both lubricate the area and get her more excited, loosening things up.

[scrub]

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hum,,, im willing to say something was amiss here...

first some reading...

http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/sex_relationships/facts/vaginasize.htm

http://www.positive.org/JustSayYes/trouble.html

http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/0269.html (this one also includes a great discussion on vaginal mucus!)

Chances are this pre-teen you had picked up was both slight of build and really really nervous, not just about having sex with you, but also about her geometry test she was taking today. She tensed up, and clenched. You should have offered her something to drink, alcohol, and perhaps focused on alternative means of getting her aroused. Some light music perhaps? Maybe some seasame street in the background? Talk about taking her to the fall formal....

peace

john nickle

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I /images/graemlins/heart.gif PJN.

scrub

[Richie Rich]

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