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theredpill9
06-27-2005, 07:09 AM
Girlfriend leave you ? Arm tired from jerking off too much ?

Here you go:

http://sybian.com/aff/venus2000_faq.htm

check out what it says in the FAQ:

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How Does It Work For Masturbation? The V2000 has a gearmotor which drives a reciprocating diaphragm. Air moves to and from the outer chamber of the Receiver by a connecting hose. The amount of air in the system, or lack of it, is adjustable and determines the stroke length. Most guys can adjust it to move the full length of their shaft. To use it, you simply put some lubricant in the Receiver and place the head of your penis to the opening. When you turn the V2000 on it will suck you in. It has the velvety feel of a well lubricated partner. Venus can be set to a soft and sensual 8 strokes per minute, or you can crank it up to a ball shaking 300 strokes per minute. You decide what you want and Venus complies with your wishes.

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Last sentence made me laugh for some reason.

07-19-2005, 05:11 PM
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Venus can be set to a soft and sensual 8 strokes per minute, or you can crank it up to a ball shaking 300 strokes per minute.

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OMFG. just found way to play 4 table no time out.