Satin sheets.

[oljumpstart]

Opinions? Other than "they're gay". My girlfriend just got some, and they are so damn slick, that my pillow keeps slipping out from under my head while I sleep. Plus any rough finger/toe nails make that horrible scratching on polyester sound I can't stand. She likes em I hate em, what do you guys think?
P.S. Yes, I tried sticking it in her pooper, but she just keeps sliding away from me.

[Jamey Saunders]

My wife bought some. Same story: she loved 'em, I hated 'em. I finally bought them off of her with a set of 300 thread count sheets. Made her promise that if I bought her a really nice set of sheets, I'd never have to see the satin ones again...

[Alobar]

not to be a marthra stewert like snob or something. But 300 thread count sheets, are far from "really nice sheets".

The first two posters in this thread illustrated the point of satin sheets perfectly. Chicks love them. So if you need something to help your game along, buy a pair (and get a REALLY nice set of bath towels while you are at it). But yeah, otherwise satin sheets suck, and I don't like sleeping on them.

edited to add: I have a really funny satin sheets story. One of my old roomates, who was smokin hot, had this really old crappy bed. One day she found bugs in it, and threw it away. So she is without a bet. Since shes so hot, she just decides that shes going to pick one of the guys that follow her around and sleep in his bed every night until her parents sent her money for a new bed. Wanna know how she picked the guy? She went with the guy who had the nicest sheets.

This fucktard had a pair of orange satin sheets, that he told my roomate his grandma gave him right before he went off to college, so that he could have something to remind him of his family every night he was away. She died shortly after, and these sheets mean the world to him. Lol, can you believe that gay ass story? Whats even worse is when my roomate told us the story, she was cluthing her chest like she was going to cry cuz it was the sweetest thing she had ever heard.

[SpearsBritney]

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P.S. Yes, I tried sticking it in her pooper, but she just keeps sliding away from me.


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haha

[Macdaddy Warsaw]

How high is this thread count supposed to be before you can consider them really nice?

I asked for a pair of nice sheets for Christmas, and I got I think they're 320 thread count egyptian cotton Ralph Lauren sheets. They are by far the nicest sheets I have ever slept on, and people who have slept in my bed have agreed.

[Alobar]

you can get them with over a 1000 thread count.

I dont mean to sound like an ahole, that like 320 is crappy or something, cuz they arent. But I had a GF who was a huge bedding snob and turned me into one too.

[Monkeyslacks]

My girl and I had some a few years back and we both disliked them. Not only do you slide around a lot of them, but the top sheet and comforter slides off the bed as well. They have since disappeared completely.

[Alobar]

haha, nice avatar

[Macdaddy Warsaw]

I know they get that high, but this seems like a case of diminishing returns.

That's only a guess as I've never slept on higher than the ones I have.

[Monkeyslacks]

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haha, nice avatar

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Between the two of us, I think we have the important parts covered.

[david050173]

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you can get them with over a 1000 thread count.

I dont mean to sound like an ahole, that like 320 is crappy or something, cuz they arent. But I had a GF who was a huge bedding snob and turned me into one too.

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Some of the thread count stuff is crap (ie they use 2ply and double the count) but basically under 200 is sand paper, 300 is nice sheets, and after 600 it really doesn't matter. There are other things like weave, cotton (or other material) quality, manufacturing skill and so on.

[tbach24]

That Bud Light commercial with the satin sheets is AWESOME!

[renodoc]

high thread count (http://www.givingtreeonline.com/highthreadcount.html)

Kriess has some good stuff. If you're a frickin millionaire that is.