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wacki
06-25-2005, 05:57 PM
http://www.vimaxextender.com/

Somehow I can't help but think how this can not be good for you.

Bradyams
06-25-2005, 05:59 PM
That looks like it hurts

jakethebake
06-25-2005, 05:59 PM
I don't think I;ll click that link, thank you.

wacki
06-25-2005, 06:03 PM
It's safe to look at. They are selling a product.

jakethebake
06-25-2005, 06:05 PM
I'm going to instant message their live support people. What should I ask them? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

CallMeIshmael
06-25-2005, 06:07 PM
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I'm going to instant message their live support people. What should I ask them? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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"I think my penis is just too big for this product. It got stuck"

wacki
06-25-2005, 06:08 PM
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They say it was clinically tested. I wouldn't mind seeing proof. There are no links to the trials on that website.

Long term effects of that thing can not be good. No way in hell.

jakethebake
06-25-2005, 06:09 PM
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They say it was clinically tested. I wouldn't mind seeing proof. There are no links to the trials on that website.

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They say clinically tested....and that it works. They don't say it's medically proven to work.

jakethebake
06-25-2005, 06:12 PM
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Come on! Someone has to have some funny questions to ask them.

tbach24
06-25-2005, 06:13 PM
"If I don't have a penis, will this product give me one?"
"Is there a chance I'll grow a second rod?"

More:
"Can this device give me herpes or AIDS or something like that?"
"How many dirty stinking apes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

Thought I'd leave out the answer instead

CallMeIshmael
06-25-2005, 06:19 PM
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Where was it made?

Because, if its not Swedish, Im not buying it.

jakethebake
06-25-2005, 06:20 PM
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I'm waiting for an operator to respond. It's taking awhile. They must be flooded with orders.

jakethebake
06-25-2005, 06:25 PM
more questions! hurry up!

jakethebake
06-25-2005, 06:26 PM
Please wait for a site operator to respond.
You are now chatting with 'Customer Support'
Customer Support: Hello, How may I help you?
jack: Hello?
jack: I had some questions
Customer Support: go ahead
jack: where are these made?
Customer Support: Canada and USA
jack: Hmmmm....my friedn says Swedish stuff like this is best.
jack: Also, is there any kind of problem with a couple of us sharing one?
Customer Support: one bottle you mean or what?
jack: one extender
Customer Support: i don't know any serious penispills company in Sweden

jakethebake
06-25-2005, 06:30 PM
jack: i didnt know you made pills too. do they work?
Customer Support: the extender is made in Denmark
jack: oh ok
jack: does it hurt?
Customer Support: i don't think you can share it
Customer Support: no it's hurtless in use
jack: does it feel good?
Customer Support: yes it feels ok...to me at least
jack: how often can you use it?

Blarg
06-25-2005, 06:32 PM
The penis calculator is an absolute riot!

jakethebake
06-25-2005, 06:33 PM
Customer Support: everyday
Customer Support: up to 12 hours
jack: Wow! That's a lot. Is it electric? Does it use batteries or anything?
Customer Support: no it's mechanical
jack: o.k.
jack: my friend is already pretty big. he wants to know if it will still work? and how big is the biggest it can fit?

jakethebake
06-25-2005, 06:41 PM
Customer Support: well you should be at least 3 inches in flaccid state
jack: what's flaccid? i mean what's the biggest, not smallest.
Customer Support: flaccid is non-erect
jack: oh
Customer Support: the biggest is 8 inches soft
jack: i don't think he's that big though so cool. so you have to be non-erect to use it?
Customer Support: yes
jack: it won't hurt if you get erect with on your dick will it?
Customer Support: no you won't
jack: and it's medically proven or whatever?

jakethebake
06-25-2005, 06:41 PM
Customer Support: well it was invented by a doctor...and sure it's proven otherwise we wouldn't have a right to sell it

jakethebake
06-25-2005, 06:42 PM
jack: oh.
jack: well i have to ask my mom for her credit card. can you hold on a sec?

CallMeIshmael
06-25-2005, 06:42 PM
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jack: it won't hurt if you get erect with on your dick will it?
Customer Support: no you won't

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this is my fav. so far.

Awesome idea.


Imagine being the guy whose job it is is to answer these questions.

Blarg
06-25-2005, 06:44 PM
Would it be safe to wear it during a swim meet?
Would there be any problem with my dog wearing it?
Is it safe to use if you're already erect?
What are you wearing?

HopeydaFish
06-25-2005, 06:44 PM
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I'm waiting for an operator to respond. It's taking awhile. They must be flooded with orders.

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Naw...it's just that he's busy handling support calls for Party in the meantime.

tworooks
06-25-2005, 06:45 PM
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jack: well i have to ask my mom for her credit card. can you hold on a sec?

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lmao

jakethebake
06-25-2005, 06:46 PM
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jack: well i have to ask my mom for her credit card. can you hold on a sec?

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lmao

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that one was just for you, tworooks. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

jakethebake
06-25-2005, 06:48 PM
Customer Support: sure no problem
jack: she won't give me her card. but i can send you money.
jack: like regular money
Customer Support: we take checks or international money orders only
jack: international? where are you?
Customer Support: Canada
jack: oh
jack: can i put regular stamps on it then? i'm in america.
jack: ok
Customer Support: well you better ask it in the post office coz there are different kinds of stamps
jack: and how big is it? can i like wear it with my clothes on?
Customer Support: the extender is not seen under loose trousers
jack: cool.
jack: would it hurt my dog?

jakethebake
06-25-2005, 06:49 PM
Customer Support: i guess not but i'm afraid your dog will then hurt everybody else
Customer Support: i wouldn't try that
jack: ok
jack: well thanx
jack: bye
Customer Support: bye and please don't try it on your dog

TBag
06-25-2005, 07:05 PM
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Customer Support: i guess not but i'm afraid your dog will then hurt everybody else


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Hahahahaha. Good thread

Alobar
06-25-2005, 07:15 PM
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more questions! hurry up!

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will this help enlarge my clitoris?

HopeydaFish
06-25-2005, 07:27 PM
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more questions! hurry up!

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will this help enlarge my clitoris?

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Depends on how big your clitoris is already.

jakethebake
06-25-2005, 07:28 PM
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will this help enlarge my clitoris?

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Depends on how big your clitoris is already.

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Exactly. If it's at least 3 inches already then it will work.

SpearsBritney
06-25-2005, 07:40 PM
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The penis calculator is an absolute riot!

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1cm x 2 mo. = 1.14cm
1cm x 12 mo. = 1.5cm
12" x 2mo. = 13.68"
12" x 12mo. = 18"
24" x 12mo. = 36"
25"+ = " New size Very impressive penis, do you really need our product??"

jacki
06-25-2005, 10:29 PM
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"Can this device cure my herpes or AIDS or something like that?"

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fyp

partygirluk
06-25-2005, 10:30 PM
Just out of curiosity, how did you stumble upon this site?

wacki
06-25-2005, 10:35 PM
Linky (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=politics&Number=2717290&Fo rum=f27&Words=penis&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Main=271 7070&Search=true&where=bodysub&Name=514&daterange= 1&newerval=1&newertype=w&olderval=&oldertype=&body prev=#Post2717290)

Mayhap
06-25-2005, 11:16 PM
This was hilarious especially the calculator.
Plug in 1 inch and 12 inch values. This device is most effective for those who don't really need it.
Plus, that picture of that doctor looks like someone who has put much thought into penises.
Too funny

touchfaith
06-26-2005, 12:36 AM
I'm sticking with the penis mightier.

Blarg
06-26-2005, 12:45 AM
than the sword?