Is it gay to give yourself head?

[kurosh]

Swallowing is obviously gay so none of that.

[jcmack13]

Is it gay to give yourself hand?

[Shajen]

Nope, form of Onanism

[asofel]

this is stupid and needs to be put to rest.

is it gay to give yourself a hand job?

if you look at yourself in the mirror and are attracted to the masculinity that you see, if you imagine wanting to [censored] yourself, that's one thing. if you get yourself off somehow, that's another. granted, giving yourself head is different than jerking off, but unless you're doing it because you love sucking dick, its just a different, albeit atypical, form of masturbation.


further, say big Steve has sex with a girl. Does that make him straight? No, and its pointless to argue otherwise.

[kurosh]

I can tell there's a lot of flexible people here.

[Blackjack]

I think it's pretty gross.. Don't know about gay. You just have to be pretty weird.

Blackjack

[steelcmg]

If i could give myself head i would never leave my room!!!!

[Blackjack]

Wow I'm [censored] shocked at the results. It's not even possible to give yourself head...

Blackjack

[kurosh]

Hm, maybe a better question would be, "Would you give head to yourself if you were flexible enough?"

[asofel]

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I can tell there's a lot of flexible people here.

[/ QUOTE ]

hahaha...i'm pretty flexible, but no way i could do it. a kid in highschool admitted being able to, and i think he still hears [censored] about it...

[tbach24]

Has anyone here successfully done it?

[asofel]

[ QUOTE ]
Wow I'm [censored] shocked at the results. It's not even possible to give yourself head...

Blackjack

[/ QUOTE ]

i'm pretty sure you could find people out there who could. in fact i'll bet google would turn up some results...you do the search /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[steelcmg]

I remeber when i was in highschool this one guy in my class tried it and his back locked up on him. His mom came home with his cousin who also went to school with us. The rumor is they found him on the living room floor with his cock in his mouth crying cuz he couldnt move.

[tbach24]

wow. i can't even laugh that's so sad.

[asofel]

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I remeber when i was in highschool this one guy in my class tried it and his back locked up on him. His mom came home with his cousin who also went to school with us. The rumor is they found him on the leaving room floor with his cock in his mouth crying cuz he couldnt move.

[/ QUOTE ]

that would be the ultimate self pwnage. somehow i doubt its true tho...

[steelcmg]

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I remeber when i was in highschool this one guy in my class tried it and his back locked up on him. His mom came home with his cousin who also went to school with us. The rumor is they found him on the leaving room floor with his cock in his mouth crying cuz he couldnt move.

[/ QUOTE ]

that would be the ultimate self pwnage. somehow i doubt its true tho...

[/ QUOTE ]

Yea i kinda always thought it wasnt true but man did we have fun making fun of that guy.

[DemonDeac]

its prolly be done before

rumor had it that marilyn manson had his two bottom ribs removed in order to do it. i was young and naive back then and believed it. but who knows??

[asofel]

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its prolly be done before

rumor had it that marilyn manson had his two bottom ribs removed in order to do it. i was young and naive back then and believed it. but who knows??

[/ QUOTE ]

yea i heard that too.

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
its prolly be done before

rumor had it that marilyn manson had his two bottom ribs removed in order to do it. i was young and naive back then and believed it. but who knows??

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm pretty sure that's also why Gene Simmons got the cow tongue implant. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[asofel]

hahaha...it WOULD be pretty sweet to be able to hit the g-spot with your tongue...

[CallMeIshmael]

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I think it's pretty gross.. Don't know about gay. You just have to be pretty weird.

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[DemonDeac]

ha. more power to him then

although im sure that tongue came into good use when lickin' VAG

[HopeydaFish]

[ QUOTE ]
Wow I'm [censored] shocked at the results. It's not even possible to give yourself head...

Blackjack

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I can't even come close to doing it, but it's definitely possible. You have to be *extremely* flexible, but anyone who has spent a lot of time developing his flexibility (such as an acrobat, for instance) would be able to do this.

And like one of the other posters said...if you don't believe it, just do a quick search on the internet... /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[HopeydaFish]

[ QUOTE ]
I remeber when i was in highschool this one guy in my class tried it and his back locked up on him. His mom came home with his cousin who also went to school with us. The rumor is they found him on the living room floor with his cock in his mouth crying cuz he couldnt move.

[/ QUOTE ]

Do you believe everything you hear?

[Talk2BigSteve]

If I could do this I would never leave the house, EVER!

Steve

[jakethebake]

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If I could do this I would never leave the house, EVER!

Steve

[/ QUOTE ]

Leaving the house a lot these days are you? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Mr_Gordon]

I've actually seen a guy do this. No I did not stand there with my jaw dropping and watch the entire time. He would do it at partys cause it got him attention and once people found out he could do this it happened all the time. Mainly girls asking if he would show them and [censored] like that. From what people told me he got himself off and everything with people standing there watching. No his cock was not abnormally large, he was just really flexible. He was supposedly straight and did have a gf at my school whom he dated for over a year.

[Soul Daddy]

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Wow I'm [censored] shocked at the results. It's not even possible to give yourself head...

[/ QUOTE ]
But how will you know unless you try?

[Talk2BigSteve]

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If I could do this I would never leave the house, EVER!

Steve

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Leaving the house a lot these days are you? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes actually I just got home. Rental Vans suck! I hate this Minivan that they gave us to use, my mom drives and I ride in the Center of the second row with my leg out in front of me.

Steve

[asofel]

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I've actually seen a guy do this. No I did not stand there with my jaw dropping and watch the entire time. He would do it at partys cause it got him attention and once people found out he could do this it happened all the time. Mainly girls asking if he would show them and [censored] like that. From what people told me he got himself off and everything with people standing there watching. No his cock was not abnormally large, he was just really flexible. He was supposedly straight and did have a gf at my school whom he dated for over a year.

[/ QUOTE ]

i'm sure this happens all the time...girls kiss each other to attract guys....guys blow themselves in front of a crowd to attract girls...seems normal to me...

[Emmitt2222]

Its a different kind of flexible. If you can put both legs behind your head you can do it.

[Talk2BigSteve]

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Wow I'm [censored] shocked at the results. It's not even possible to give yourself head...

Blackjack

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes it is send me an e-mail addy and I will send you some videos I have downloaded.

Steve

[Bluffoon]

Im still scarred by a movie I watched years ago where Ron Jeremy did this to himself.

[asofel]

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Wow I'm [censored] shocked at the results. It's not even possible to give yourself head...

Blackjack

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Yes it is send me an e-mail addy and I will send you some videos I have downloaded.

Steve

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lmao. ok blackjack, you've been called out. do you accept this challenge?

[DeezNuts]

[ QUOTE ]
Dante Hicks: Embolism in a pool, what an embarrassing way to die.
Randal Graves: That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died.
Dante Hicks: How did he go?
Randal Graves: He broke his neck.
Dante Hicks: You call that embarrassing?
Randal Graves: He broke his neck while trying to suck his own dick!

[/ QUOTE ]

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Randal Graves: This has gotta be the weirdest thing you've ever been called in on.

Coroner: Actually, I once had to tag a kid who broke his neck trying to put his mouth on his own penis.

[Randal sorowfully looks down, remembering his cousin Walter]

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[Arnfinn Madsen]

Think of that each time you jerk a man is giving you a handjob /images/graemlins/shocked.gif. And even worse, you give a man a handjob /images/graemlins/shocked.gif. Just a small step and you are one of these:

http://www.blikk.no/img/publish/2005/06/pratelinjen.gif

[James Boston]

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Has anyone here successfully done it?

[/ QUOTE ]

Ron Jeremy claims he was able to before gaining so much weight.

[asofel]

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Has anyone here successfully done it?

[/ QUOTE ]

Ron Jeremy claims he was able to before gaining so much weight.

[/ QUOTE ]

*points to bluffoon*

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Im still scarred by a movie I watched years ago where Ron Jeremy did this to himself.

[/ QUOTE ]

[jakethebake]

If it is gay, what's the consensus on this?

http://parazen.bio.indiana.edu/pullhead.gif

[asofel]

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If it is gay, what's the consensus on this?

http://parazen.bio.indiana.edu/pullhead.gif

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brilliant!

[Talk2BigSteve]

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If it is gay, what's the consensus on this?

http://parazen.bio.indiana.edu/pullhead.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

ROFL Nice Hand!

Steve

[James Boston]

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ROFL

[/ QUOTE ]

I thought you were in a wheel chair? /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Talk2BigSteve]

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ROFL

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I thought you were in a wheel chair? /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

How the hell else does a wheel chair move if if doesn't roll? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

Steve

[James Boston]

[ QUOTE ]
How the hell else does a wheel chair move if if doesn't roll?


[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah, I guess technically you're right.

[usmfan]

I seem to remember a link to a pic posted here. The pic showed some guy who had been secretly photographed by his kidh brother doing this. The brother, whom he apparently picked on, then posted the pic to the Internet.

[asofel]

[ QUOTE ]
I seem to remember a link to a pic posted here. The pic showed some guy who had been secretly photographed by his kidh brother doing this. The brother, whom he apparently picked on, then posted the pic to the Internet.

[/ QUOTE ]

This thread is better without pics.

[Dex]

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Has anyone here successfully done it?

[/ QUOTE ]

I have.

[andyfox]

.

[PokerFink]

[ QUOTE ]
Has anyone here successfully done it?

[/ QUOTE ]

I can.

Interesting idea about doing it a party, I would never have the *ahem* balls to do that. I guess it could work in the same vein as girls kissing each other for attention.

EDIT: By the way a part of me can't believe I made this post.

[bernie]

[ QUOTE ]
I remeber when i was in highschool this one guy in my class tried it and his back locked up on him. His mom came home with his cousin who also went to school with us. The rumor is they found him on the living room floor with his cock in his mouth crying cuz he couldnt move.

[/ QUOTE ]

So how does your back feel now?

b

[Michael Davis]

This is a strange coincidence, andy, since last night I put "autofellating" on my AIM away message, and a chick asked me if I could really do that, and I said, "No, then I would never leave the house." Weird.

-Michael

[Soul Daddy]

[ QUOTE ]
I guess it could work in the same vein as girls kissing each other for attention.

[/ QUOTE ]
Let us know how that goes.

[geormiet]

I saw your away message, and I was creeped out by it.

Also, I had a friend in high school who was capable of autofellatio. He said it wasn't worth the effort at all.

[MoreWineII]

I'd do it if I could and it's not gay.

[[censored]]

Not gay but sure as [censored] is disturbing.

[fsuplayer]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Has anyone here successfully done it?

[/ QUOTE ]

I can.


[/ QUOTE ]


spit or swallow?

[MoreWineII]

Effing yourself in the pooper...now that would be gay.

[Eurotrash]

[ QUOTE ]
If it is gay, what's the consensus on this?

http://parazen.bio.indiana.edu/pullhead.gif

[/ QUOTE ]


that's just a bit wacky, if you ask me.

[Dex]

[ QUOTE ]
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Has anyone here successfully done it?

[/ QUOTE ]

I can.


[/ QUOTE ]

spit or swallow?

[/ QUOTE ]

I've swallowed.

[asofel]

[ QUOTE ]
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[ QUOTE ]
Has anyone here successfully done it?

[/ QUOTE ]

I can.


[/ QUOTE ]

spit or swallow?

[/ QUOTE ]

I've swallowed.

[/ QUOTE ]

I call bs.

[Dex]

[ QUOTE ]
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Has anyone here successfully done it?

[/ QUOTE ]

I can.


[/ QUOTE ]

spit or swallow?

[/ QUOTE ]

I've swallowed.

[/ QUOTE ]

I call bs.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm not bluffing.

[[censored]]

I plan on dieing having never had any penis in my mouth, including my own.

[asofel]

[ QUOTE ]
I plan on dieing having never had any penis in my mouth, including my own.

[/ QUOTE ]

"Here lies [censored]. Loving father, faithful husband, and ne'er a penis in his mouth."

[asofel]

[ QUOTE ]
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Has anyone here successfully done it?

[/ QUOTE ]

I can.


[/ QUOTE ]

spit or swallow?

[/ QUOTE ]

I've swallowed.

[/ QUOTE ]

I call bs.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm not bluffing.

[/ QUOTE ]

So you're a) that curious to cum in your own mouth and swallow it b) fine with admitting that in public and c) dude, its seriously hard to believe this...Was this some one time thing or do you often do this?

[Dex]

[ QUOTE ]
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Has anyone here successfully done it?

[/ QUOTE ]

I can.


[/ QUOTE ]

spit or swallow?

[/ QUOTE ]

I've swallowed.

[/ QUOTE ]

I call bs.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm not bluffing.

[/ QUOTE ]

So you're a) that curious to cum in your own mouth and swallow it b) fine with admitting that in public and c) dude, its seriously hard to believe this...Was this some one time thing or do you often do this?

[/ QUOTE ]

No, I don't often do this. I've done it probably 3 times ever.

I'm not sure that I could do it again right now. I'd probably have to stretch out my back for several days first if I wanted to do it again.

[ethan]

[ QUOTE ]
Effing yourself in the pooper...now that would be gay.

[/ QUOTE ]

According to the internet, this is also feasible.

And this thread continues to be better without pics.

[PokerFink]

[ QUOTE ]
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Has anyone here successfully done it?

[/ QUOTE ]

I can.


[/ QUOTE ]


spit or swallow?

[/ QUOTE ]

Neither. I stop before I would have to deal with this question.

[PokerFink]

Let me also point out that probably 95% or more of men would do this atleast once if they could. Whether they are willing to admit it to themselves (and OOT) or not.

[sexdrugsmoney]

[ QUOTE ]
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Has anyone here successfully done it?

[/ QUOTE ]

I can.


[/ QUOTE ]


spit or swallow?

[/ QUOTE ]

Neither. I stop before I would have to deal with this question.

[/ QUOTE ]

Why stop? Either raise all the way to the SD or don't play. (after all, whats the point of doing it to a certain point, and then just *completing* the task with your hand?)

[PokerFink]

[ QUOTE ]
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Has anyone here successfully done it?

[/ QUOTE ]

I can.


[/ QUOTE ]


spit or swallow?

[/ QUOTE ]

Neither. I stop before I would have to deal with this question.

[/ QUOTE ]

Why stop? Either raise all the way to the SD or don't play. (after all, whats the point of doing it to a certain point, and then just *completing* the task with your hand?)

[/ QUOTE ]

Cum is gross dude.

[Macdaddy Warsaw]

I hope you have never blown it in some chick's mouth.

[PokerFink]

Of course I have, it is one of my favorite activities in the world.

And yes, it's a double standard.

[Leo99]

No gayer than giving myself a handjob. If I could reach, I would do it. I don't know if I'd swallow.

[sexdrugsmoney]

[ QUOTE ]
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Has anyone here successfully done it?

[/ QUOTE ]

I can.


[/ QUOTE ]


spit or swallow?

[/ QUOTE ]

Neither. I stop before I would have to deal with this question.

[/ QUOTE ]

Why stop? Either raise all the way to the SD or don't play. (after all, whats the point of doing it to a certain point, and then just *completing* the task with your hand?)

[/ QUOTE ]

Cum is gross dude.

[/ QUOTE ]

Although I've never tried cum, I agree it is gross ... yes more gross than sucking yourself off.

However, I think few would dispute "staying to the end" is the best part of head, therefore I'm suprised you never did stay to the end, even if you had to substitute some feeling by putting on a condom. (apparently they have them in flavours now?!)

[Macdaddy Warsaw]

At least blow in the back of her mouth so she doesn't have to taste it.

That said, I've never been with a girl who didn't swallow.

[ QUOTE ]
At least blow in the back of her mouth so she doesn't have to taste it.

That said, I've never been with a girl.


[/ QUOTE ]

Fixed it for you.

[PokerFink]

You're implying that I've never gotten head from a girl?

I am, admittedly, not a huge playa that gets ass all the time. But I assure you that I am not a virgin and that I have gotten head from plenty of girls.

Also, how exactly am I supposed to control where I cum inside a girl's mouth? I give her the courtesy of a warning; it's up to her if she wants to take it in the back or the front.

[Macdaddy Warsaw]

No, I was fixing it because the joke was fairly obvious and didn't want anybody hitting me back with it.

You should clearly be doing PC muscle exercises to shoot further, duhh...

Also, eat fruit, supposed to make it taste better.

[ChoicestHops]

It's not gay, but anyone who would seriously want to have their own pre-cum dripping down their throat as they suck themselves off really scares me.

[ThaSaltCracka]

this is a weird thread.

[oreogod]

http://www.forumspile.com/Stop-KillKid.jpg

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
I give her the courtesy of a warning; it's up to her if she wants to take it in the back or the front.

[/ QUOTE ]

Warning? Hell no.

[sexdrugsmoney]

[ QUOTE ]
http://www.forumspile.com/Stop-KillKid.jpg

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Funny pic.

I don't understand those who frown upon this thread personally, as EVERY man if given the ability would do this (the 'spunk' issue is not so clearly defined) either once to "experiment" or quite regularly.

Great thread I say. /images/graemlins/wink.gif /images/graemlins/spade.gif /images/graemlins/spade.gif /images/graemlins/spade.gif

[MMMMMM]

...and very long ago, as follows:


"There once was a man from Nantucket

Whose dick was so long he could suck it

He said with a grin

While wiping his chin

If my ear were a c*nt I would f*ck it"


Hope this helps.

[asofel]

[ QUOTE ]
...and very long ago, as follows:


"There once was a man from Nantucket

Whose dick was so long he could suck it

He said with a grin

While wiping his chin

If my ear were a c*nt I would f*ck it"


Hope this helps.

[/ QUOTE ]

I actually lived there for 6 years, and always found it funny when old tourists would wear the "I am the man" t-shirts, obviously having no clue what it referenced.

[The Truth]

you dont have to be really flexible, you just have to have a really long shlong.
I saw a porn one time where a dude move the girl aside and went to town on himself. That might be gay, ill have to get more information.

[Mike Cuneo]

[ QUOTE ]
this is a weird thread.

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